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leftist heap posted:Dougie is gonna dissolve Toronto https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feTaze9quy4
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gradenko_2000 posted:https://twitter.com/jen_keesmaat/status/1673674316188200964?t=jU6doX9UzSlFIxSziPitlQ&s=19 If we elected a swashbuckler, it would really give us an edge in the war on cars.
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https://twitter.com/erinchack/status/1673517861627891714?s=46&t=K6CRMiA33aFQep_ZPx64DQ
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https://twitter.com/dahvnyc/status/1673755753138601985
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That would be a more powerful statement if the MTA wasn't starved for funds.
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the congestion plan is primarily to fund it do not construe this post as a defense of gov hochul
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drat, they made it illegal to sit on your rear end. What's next?
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a sat on a little window sill next to an atm in grand central once. a rentacop appeared within seconds to hassle me. I ask ‘can I squat???’ and she replied ‘you can’t sit down’ so I sat up into a squat she stared for a second and walked away. so you heard it here: squatting is legal in grand central
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Jun 28, 2023 00:42
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proof of a russian op!
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mama mia!
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Gripweed posted:https://twitter.com/erinchack/status/1673517861627891714?s=46&t=K6CRMiA33aFQep_ZPx64DQ here's a secret: skip the paint and park in the red anyways (as long as it's not like directly infront of a hydrant). it's not enforced. you can get sick rear end downtown parking in san francisco or LA by just parking in the red like end of a street or something. i've never once seen someone or been ticketed for doing it
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only rubes circle for 20 blocks trying to find a tiny parallel parking spot instead of just parking into the first open red zone unfortunately too many people have figured out this secret the past few years because now red zones are all parked up these days too, but better chance than regular street parking
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Jun 28, 2023 01:23
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Please return to your 3 ton mobile private property box if you would like to rest in public, thank you.
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:a sat on a little window sill next to an atm in grand central once. a rentacop appeared within seconds to hassle me. I ask ‘can I squat???’ and she replied ‘you can’t sit down’ so I sat up into a squat lmfao powerful haunches: 1 rent-a-pigs: 0
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Jun 28, 2023 01:27
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Not being from a place where public transit even exists I cannot imagine this and would inevitably get my head cracked/bodily ejected from the station because wtf
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*A group of college kids/backpackers set down their bags and sit crosslegged together waiting for the train* "TERRORIST THREAT DETECTED" *Maces them all*
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Cup Runneth Over posted:https://twitter.com/ahouse4all/status/1673153053762158592 paying two full time salaries and benefits to keep out the riff raff. defund the police. ArmedZombie has issued a correction as of 02:06 on Jun 28, 2023 |
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Twerk from Home posted:drat, they made it illegal to sit on your rear end. What's next?
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autocorrect is fascist
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Car Hater posted:*A group of college kids/backpackers set down their bags and sit crosslegged together waiting for the train* trains? in my America?
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Gripweed posted:https://twitter.com/erinchack/status/1673517861627891714?s=46&t=K6CRMiA33aFQep_ZPx64DQ God drat LA sucks lol. The replies are poison
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Polo-Rican posted:God drat LA sucks lol. The replies are poison I'm gonna guess it's a bunch of people calling for some sort of final solution to the homeless problem
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Polo-Rican posted:God drat LA sucks lol. The replies are poison replies aren’t real
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Milo and POTUS posted:I'm gonna guess it's a bunch of people calling for some sort of final solution to the homeless problem always is
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Xaris posted:only rubes circle for 20 blocks trying to find a tiny parallel parking spot instead of just parking into the first open red zone You can just press the Free Parking button and leave your car anywhere.
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Ensign Expendable posted:You can just press the Free Parking button and leave your car anywhere. This is radical praxis, if you are poster enough to just park right in the driving lane. Like, just come to a full stop and leave your car right there (don't come back to it)
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Ensign Expendable posted:You can just press the Free Parking button and leave your car anywhere. this is a good hack too but someone (most) might crash into a large stationary object becausethey e been texting for the last 3000 feet without looking up so I do not recommend this lifehack unless there’s no red zone parking
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Xaris posted:this is a good hack too but someone (most) might crash into a large stationary object becausethey e been texting for the last 3000 feet without looking up Counterpoint: now there're two less cars on the road, which has at least one less usable lane and it's likely to invite other cars to the crash, leading to a total stop in traffic.
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Xaris posted:this is a good hack too but someone (most) might crash into a large stationary object becausethey e been texting for the last 3000 feet without looking up 30% of every block in sf is cars parked in driving lanes with hazards on, and none of those streets are moving fast enough to total either car in a crash.
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Almost every major street in Toronto is two lanes: one for parking and one for waiting for someone else to get out of a parking spot so you can get into it. Traffic is really bad for some reason, it must be because of bikes.
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I have some advice for my fellow unfortunate car drivers OK here's the basic rules: Pedal # 1: This makes the car go faster Pedal # 2: This slows the vehicle Pedal #1 is by far the most important one. It makes a VROOM VROOM sound. It allows your vehicle to coast. Which means you can just roll the vehicle without expending energy. Pedal #2 is more abstract. Sometimes you may need to use it to avoid stoplights or the occasional drunk driver. how are some people in chicago so loving bad at driving. i get that there's smog but really, c'mon
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it's because being in your little anonymous bubble makes you a psychopath op
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Slider posted:how are people so loving bad at driving ftfy
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I think the question is the other way around: why should people need to be good at driving to literally not starve? There are tons of people for whatever reason will never be good drivers or shouldn't drive, they simply don't have an alternative.
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Slider posted:I have some advice for my fellow unfortunate car drivers 
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Ardennes posted:I think the question is the other way around: why should people need to be good at driving to literally not starve? Because then you can't sell them an enormous high interest loan that they use to buy cars.
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Don't say this a lot but a brilliant use of space
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