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I did like the nice small spread of pizza sauce, where it's sort of like, oh okay yeah that looks like a good amount, then it's just absolute covered in mountains of toppings. Haha, like at the point it's fine, you could of add more pizza sauce.
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If you have more than just a couple of ingredients on pizza then it all just gets lost. And wtf is with having large piles of different ingredients on different sections? I want all of my ingredients distributed evenly. I understand getting half/half of something for other people but this is definitely not the intention here.
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 20:43 |
Some cultures just got a very different idea of what pizza is for apparently. In the case of the section style I guess the goal is for either a) families with wildly differing tastes or b) people who want to get into resentful fights in restaurants
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 21:55 |
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Data Graham posted:b) people who want to get into resentful fights in restaurants This is what I figured. You got the all ham piece and I got the all loose corn piece. NOT fair!
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 22:03 |
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Even if you order toppings all over, they'll still throw a few olives on random spots so you have something to fight over.
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 22:05 |
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Those quartered pizzas are nice to get the kids to try new toppings. Also, for some topic, like artichokes, I actually like having a quarter and couldn't eat a whole pie.
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 22:10 |
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Nothing says pizza like an entire mouthful of bologna that is so tall that it hurts your jaw to eat
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 22:14 |
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Toxic Mental posted:Nothing says pizza like an entire mouthful of bologna that is so tall that it hurts your jaw to eat Not to mention that they stuffed the crust with that cheese/mayo poo poo. Once you pick it up it'd just ooze out the sides. Gross.
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 22:26 |
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I assume you'd eat it with like a knife and fork or something? I don't know how thick a crust would have to be to hold the weight of all that, but yeah it got to be hell of a lot thicker than that.
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 22:34 |
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Was it maybe Catupiry?
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 22:50 |
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It’s always catupiry.
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 23:25 |
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I haven't posted in a while, so I went looking for "pizzas caseras". This is not a pizza. A rosca de reyes pizza, technically it's a weird calzone, isn't it? The place closed down back in April, so it seems you won't be able to taste the cheeto pizza.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 01:18 |
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Bold Robot posted:It’s always catupiry.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 01:38 |
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I can buy a red baron cheese pizza, flaming hot cheetos, and cheez whiz just like anyone else.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 01:40 |
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Forget it, Giaco, it's Catupirytown
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 01:48 |
there's a circle of hell that's just catupiry. an endless swamp of catupiry.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 01:50 |
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Desperado Bones posted:The place closed down back in April, so it seems you won't be able to taste the cheeto pizza. I assure you I can
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 02:13 |
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Bold Robot posted:It’s always catupiry. It's catupiry all the way down. Which is weird, since catupiry sounds like some vile transgression of religious law.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 02:16 |
Yeah I'll have the uuuuuhhhh... caterpillars? And ham
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 02:23 |
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Data Graham posted:Yeah I'll have the uuuuuhhhh... caterpillars? And ham
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Desperado Bones posted:I haven't posted in a while, so I went looking for "pizzas caseras".
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 03:04 |
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e: same guy posted this picture at a Papa Murphy's
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 03:07 |
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napoletan pizza is bad tbh and the smell is horrendous from resturants that serve it. pizza was perfected abroad.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 04:07 |
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What is a pizza? A miserable little pile of catupiry.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 04:25 |
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I'm the heap of spare olives in the corner, just in case you want more nasty garbage on your pizza
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 04:39 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:If you have more than just a couple of ingredients on pizza then it all just gets lost. And wtf is with having large piles of different ingredients on different sections? I want all of my ingredients distributed evenly. I understand getting half/half of something for other people but this is definitely not the intention here. That's pretty much food in general. Great food is almost always a few ingredients that are fresh and well prepared. lovely food adds a ton of stuff into an unnecessary large portion and some people think it's good value, even though you can't distinguish the individual tastes anymore.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 06:41 |
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lobsterminator posted:That's pretty much food in general. Great food is almost always a few ingredients that are fresh and well prepared. Not saying your completely wrong, but there are some culinary schools/backgrounds that do just use a few ingredients -Italian being one of the most know for it- while others really don't mostly. There are quite a few others which using a poo poo load of ingredients is pretty common and are still really great. It's just different styles.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 07:05 |
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italy needs to start taking back companies pizza rights
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 10:36 |
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This is how world wars start.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:15 |
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von Braun posted:napoletan pizza is bad tbh and the smell is horrendous from resturants that serve it. pizza was perfected abroad. Do you mean like Napoletan pizza in general, or specifically pizza made in Naples? Because isn't Napoletan pizza just margherita?
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 11:44 |
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dr_rat posted:This is how world wars start. italy has done fine in world wars, its time for them to restore the roman empire
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 12:09 |
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Long ago, broke and starving in Amsterdam, stumbled across an all you can eat pizza buffet for 5 bucks. The catch? Every pizza had corn toppings. That's it, loaded with corn kernels. I ate so much.
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steinrokkan posted:Do you mean like Napoletan pizza in general, or specifically pizza made in Naples? Because isn't Napoletan pizza just margherita? Neapolitan is actually a style of pizza. Margherita is just the most well known version. Not sure what they have against it. It's a perfectly good style of pizza. What is dumb is that it's one of those foods people get super pretentious about. There's an actual Neapolitan pizza society that determines whether a pizza is truly Neapolitan. You need to use sauce made from specific tomatoes, and a specific type of cheese. E: here's the only recipe you're allowed to use if you want to be ~~authentic~~ https://www.pizzanapoletana.org/en/ricetta_pizza_napoletana its all nice on rice fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Jun 29, 2023 |
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Non Compos Mentis posted:italy has done fine in world wars, its time for them to restore the roman empire Don't monkey paw this! If they go full traditionalist get ready for the horrors of fermented fish sauce pizza. Also slavery.
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its all nice on rice posted:Neapolitan is actually a style of pizza. Margherita is just the most well known version. Not sure what they have against it. It's a perfectly good style of pizza. the EU also has a 10-page document describing the requirements for a pizza napoletana and if you say you are serving pizza napoletana but not following these regulations then they will send the pizza police to arrest you
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 14:11 |
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ELTON JOHN posted:but not following these regulations then they will send the pizza police to arrest you Do the pizza police send you to pizza jail. I feel like all the cool kids hang out in pizza jail.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 14:12 |
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I love Neapolitan pizza. Chocolate, vanilla, and cherry toppings, all on the same pie. It's a great value.
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Extra Large Marge posted:I love Neapolitan pizza. Chocolate, vanilla, and cherry toppings, all on the same pie. It's a great value.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 14:15 |
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ELTON JOHN posted:the EU also has a 10-page document describing the requirements for a pizza napoletana and if you say you are serving pizza napoletana but not following these regulations then they will send the pizza police to arrest you At last, we have found the codified Pizza Rules.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 14:32 |
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Extra Large Marge posted:I love Neapolitan pizza. Chocolate, vanilla, and cherry toppings, all on the same pie. It's a great value. Cherry? Only the finest strawberries are allowed on Neapolitan pizza! Right, off to pizza jail with you.
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