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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Trying to decide if I want to stop smoking long enough to go to the gym

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Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Profound thoughts are my favorite. Like did the practice of shamanism always carry some weight to it?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I got to break the news of legal flower to some youths who stopped me to ask if I knew who to buy weed from

Lol, guys it's been a year

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
How youthy were they? Might have been a valid question.

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG
They can ask grammy grams for an eighth, if some of the people who also visit the dispensaries I go to are any indication

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

This is what I ended up sharing on Discord last night.

Tequila25
May 12, 2001
Ask me about tapioca.

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

Profound thoughts are my favorite. Like did the practice of shamanism always carry some weight to it?

I was thinking that exact thing a few days ago. Life as a hunter/gatherer could have some pretty traumatic events, maybe doing shooms with a wiser person and talking for a few hours was actually psychedelic therapy for PTSD.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Tequila25 posted:

I was thinking that exact thing a few days ago. Life as a hunter/gatherer could have some pretty traumatic events, maybe doing shooms with a wiser person and talking for a few hours was actually psychedelic therapy for PTSD.

Ancient shaman field notes were like, "Eat the red and white mushroom to commune with the Gods. Gareth ate the white and red kind and poo poo himself to death."

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I've eaten those amanitas and they don't do poo poo

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

deep dish peat moss posted:

The trick is to always be so high that no one can tell the difference.

the gen z stoner who told me they learned to show up at every job interview high to "set expectations" was so proud of it, I figure every generation has its own moment of discovery

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

How youthy were they? Might have been a valid question.

Like 19-20

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
That just makes me realize I’m so old that I never bothered figuring out if the minimum age is 18 or 21.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

I never did any drugs, barely drank, and first tried weed at 35.


What I'm saying is I wasted my life


Edit: still ok with not having done weed until after 25. You're brains still growing up to that point and erring on the side of caution and not loving with my brain chemistry recreationally as a teen I still think was probably the safer choice.

Carth Dookie fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Jun 28, 2023

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

That just makes me realize I’m so old that I never bothered figuring out if the minimum age is 18 or 21.

basically everywhere it's legal in the states has a recreational age limit of 21, a handful of states have medical exceptions though

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Carth Dookie posted:

I never did any drugs, barely drank, and first tried weed at 35.


What I'm saying is I wasted my life


Edit: still ok with not having done weed until after 25. You're brains still growing up to that point and erring on the side of caution and not loving with my brain chemistry recreationally as a teen I still think was probably the safer choice.

:hai: I didnt start smoking weed on the reg until I was 23, nearly 24. However I'd been drinking myself into oblivion every weekend like clockwork since I was 17. All of my other drug experiences have been literally awful, :ssh: I did hallucinogens with the kind of people who would gently caress with someone on hallucinogens :okpos:

I switched back to smoking flower, and I gotta say its :discourse:

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG
I only smoked half a blunt last night and it kicked my rear end

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Vampire Panties posted:

:hai: I didnt start smoking weed on the reg until I was 23, nearly 24. However I'd been drinking myself into oblivion every weekend like clockwork since I was 17. All of my other drug experiences have been literally awful, :ssh: I did hallucinogens with the kind of people who would gently caress with someone on hallucinogens :okpos:

I switched back to smoking flower, and I gotta say its :discourse:

Would you mind sharing with us at least one of the ways you were hosed with whilst tripping with the ne'er-do-wells?

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Dick Bastardly posted:

Would you mind sharing with us at least one of the ways you were hosed with whilst tripping with the ne'er-do-wells?

Sure, although I may have shared this story itt. 20+ years ago it was the 4th of July and my :airquote: friend :airquote: had the idea that we would all eat a shitload of mushrooms and then set of fireworks in my driveway. I had never done mushrooms before this, but my :airquote: friend :airquote: had done them a lot, so it seemed straightforward. First issue was dosage - I ate the same does as he did, which turned out to be a loving shitload. I was outside playing with fireworks, having the time of my life, when my :airquote: friend :airquote: went immediately into bad trip mode and left. It went from good to bad pretty quickly - some other randos at my house knew i was on mushrooms so they were trying to give me the :okpos: best trip fireworks display :okpos: and they basically shelled me with fireworks - burnt all the hair off one leg when a duct-taped piccolo Pete went off under my feet. Eventually we run out of fireworks and its dark-dark and I'm still tripping hard when two other assholes convince me to go to a different house party with them. I'm extremely not into the idea, but i also didn't want to be left alone at my house. I go with them and immediately realize its a disaster. Tons of patronizing bullshit 'are you seeing this,maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan' type stuff, just really insulting and belittling from two assholes I didn't particularly like. Anyway, I'm stuck in the back seat of the truck with them as we try to drive across town, but its 4th of July and all the fireworks displays just ended, so traffic is loving jammed everywhere. As we're sitting in traffic, I realize there's a giant accident up ahead and we're pulling around it, and I tried asking the assholes in the front seat about the accident and they kept saying, over and over, that I was imagining it. I was like :mad: motherfuckers I'm not hallucinating a minor fender bender with an elderly lady being loaded into a loving ambulance :mad:
Finally after the hell drive, I'm loving done with both of these clowns but we still have go into the house party. I tell both of them "look - dont tell any of these guys I'm on shrooms. They're going to gently caress with me and I don't want to deal with that"
two-assholes-shocked-pikachu-face.jpg "we would neeeeeever do that"
I stay outside for two seconds to smoke a cig, and I walk into the party and its like a literal loving record scratching. Every.single.person at the party is staring at me like I had a 2nd head. Instantly I know that these two assholes told everyone at the party that I was tripping, and every single person at that party wanted to gently caress with me. It was two hours of an after-school special of what a bunch of shitkicking hicks think shrooms are like. The :airquote: friend :airquote: who brought me there insisting on doing this weird bird dance and then tried to gaslight me about it. Interaction goes
stupid rear end in a top hat doing weird bird dance, entire party looking at him and laughing
VP - :what:
stupid rear end in a top hat "I don't know what you're talking about bro" stops dancing while he talks, whole party laughs
VP - this is loving stupid you're all loving stupid
stupid rear end in a top hat "Bro I think you need to get it together" starts dancing inbetween talking "I think you're.....seeing poo poo" whole party breaks into hysterics
VP - this is horseshit and I'm leaving

I actually got up and walked out the front door, trying to figure out how to call 411 to get a taxi, when someone from the party came and got me and said in a very somber chill voice "what that rear end in a top hat did to you is extremely not cool. if you want to come back inside and hang out its ok nobody will bother you" so I went back inside to the kitchen and drank some water, when a boy + girl couple into the kitchen and the girl immediately says "I want to make porn with you upstairs, and I want my boyfriend to film it"
:dafuq::dafuq::dafuq:
I dont remember what I said, something about uh ok? and then i did walk straight out the front door and was a block or two down the street, loving with my phone trying to figure out a ride, when the two assholes caught up with me and took me to another house party. All I remember from that one is walking into the garage and drinking a metric fuckton of Miller High Life in cans.

I've only done mushrooms once since then, at a more recreational dose. I'm really interested in potential therapeutics, but I'm also sketchy about set & setting.

EDIT

this isn't my only bad-drug story with those titular two assholes. I'm probably the only person on the planet to do a mega-fuckton of MDMA and other weird drugs (in one sitting) to come out less happy on the other side.


DOUBLE EDIT

both titular assholes confirmed with me that they were 100% loving with me. The accident was real, the rear end in a top hat doing the bird dance was real, harrison-ford-all-of-it.jpg it was all real

Vampire Panties fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Jun 28, 2023

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

loving christ, those guys should be glad you didn't get violent with them

that's miles beyond "loving with someone", way into malice and assault territory

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
sounds like a bunch of lames at a party for non drug doers who will grow up to eventually vote Trump into office or something.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

My 6%CBD/6%THC (pennywise) strain comes in the worst loving sealable baggy that shaves and collects dust in the corners and is just lovely to use. Anyway bags empty so I cut it up to harvest the kief just to see how much the bag was robbing me and came out at 0.12 grams. Perfect for a dynavap bowl. Kinda tricky to pack the bowl cus it's so dusty but pack it in it's all good. Rip it in 2 heat cycles and they were suuuuuuper dense pulls and now I'm absolutely tripping shiiit way more than 6% has any right to.

Every fuckn trichome was at the bottom ahdgd fjekxn

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

Carth Dookie posted:

I never did any drugs, barely drank, and first tried weed at 35.


What I'm saying is I wasted my life


Edit: still ok with not having done weed until after 25. You're brains still growing up to that point and erring on the side of caution and not loving with my brain chemistry recreationally as a teen I still think was probably the safer choice.

now you can enjoy being a druggo from the stable, comfortable platform you built through years of being a square

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

maxe posted:

now you can enjoy being a druggo from the stable, comfortable platform you built through years of being a square

Bitch I never stopped being a square :colbert:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Carth Dookie posted:

I never did any drugs, barely drank, and first tried weed at 35.


What I'm saying is I wasted my life


Edit: still ok with not having done weed until after 25. You're brains still growing up to that point and erring on the side of caution and not loving with my brain chemistry recreationally as a teen I still think was probably the safer choice.

Jesus christ, this isn't an infomercial dude

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Jesus christ, this isn't an infomercial dude

Carth Dookie posted:

Bitch I never stopped being a square :colbert:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

How dare you muck with my edits!

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
hey hey hey

I smoked some weed

it was cool, and good.

:thumbsup:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/abJNVcX.mp4

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Carth Dookie posted:

My 6%CBD/6%THC (pennywise) strain comes in the worst loving sealable baggy that shaves and collects dust in the corners and is just lovely to use. Anyway bags empty so I cut it up to harvest the kief just to see how much the bag was robbing me and came out at 0.12 grams. Perfect for a dynavap bowl. Kinda tricky to pack the bowl cus it's so dusty but pack it in it's all good. Rip it in 2 heat cycles and they were suuuuuuper dense pulls and now I'm absolutely tripping shiiit way more than 6% has any right to.

Every fuckn trichome was at the bottom ahdgd fjekxn

wait, how big was that bag? regardless an eighth of a gram of trichrome getting stripped by lovely packaging sucks

so here's a question - any way those poo poo bags could have hosed with their testing if they were using those for transportation?

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Jesus christ, this isn't an infomercial dude

I didn't start smoking til I was like 28 and I'm thankful as gently caress I waited until I had bathed my brain in alcohol for a few years, lay off the square my dude

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Snowy posted:

Dumb weed question-

Does weed ever look like this on its own or is something else going on here?



I’m admittedly very out of date with my weed knowledge but the guy who sent me that tends to fall for just about any bullshit so I’m skeptical about anything he sends me. Part of me thinks someone rolled his buds in sugar and charged more.

idk man

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Snowy posted:

Dumb weed question-

Does weed ever look like this on its own or is something else going on here?



I’m admittedly very out of date with my weed knowledge but the guy who sent me that tends to fall for just about any bullshit so I’m skeptical about anything he sends me. Part of me thinks someone rolled his buds in sugar and charged more.

powdered doughnut holes are delicious, try eating them

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Snowy posted:

Dumb weed question-

Does weed ever look like this on its own or is something else going on here?



I’m admittedly very out of date with my weed knowledge but the guy who sent me that tends to fall for just about any bullshit so I’m skeptical about anything he sends me. Part of me thinks someone rolled his buds in sugar and charged more.

Wouldn't know about fungus weed because the nice salesperson behind the counter probably cares about their store's reviews, so they try to get their weed fresh from the weed factory with every can carrying the PM's (implied) seal of safety and approval.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
In Sweden to visit friends for the weekend and there is NO WEED.

Not even CBD

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Sweden yes, but Sweeden? No.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

ReelBigLizard posted:

In Sweden to visit friends for the weekend and there is NO WEED.

Not even CBD

pop over to denmark there's plenty of weed and hash in copenhagen. its not very good, but its there.

and yeah in general european laws are kind of weird. like even in the netherlands where weed is completely decriminalized and easy to get, thc vape carts are still illegal and considered "hard drugs" for some dumb reason. but i guess us laws are just as weird since we now have situations like minnesota where only edibles are legal lol. but sweden in particular is pretty harsh about weed, always has been. they used to bust a lot of touring bands in the 60's and 70's.

Earwicker fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Jun 30, 2023

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Guess it kind of makes sense. They don't feed their house guests so they can't have people just getting the munchies and trying to muscle their way into free lingonberry jam or whatever

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
I'm legit curious, why is Europe so rear end backwards on weed?

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

bagmonkey posted:

I'm legit curious, why is Europe so rear end backwards on weed?

compared to who? europe is about the same as south america - a couple decriminalized countries but mostly illegal, but not the kind of illegal where your life is ruined. much of asia and africa are far harsher, with one legal country each but in most of the continent they will throw the book at you. the only continent thats more progressive is north america but thats a very recent development, and there are still some places in the us where they will gently caress you up for weed. pretty sure australia was also pretty set on keeping it illegal until very recently. and new zealand put legalization up to a vote in 2020 and it failed, so its still illegal there too.

Earwicker fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Jun 30, 2023

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Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

here is a handy reference map



looks like i was wrong re: australia, if you look close there is one tiny little dot where weed is fully legal. i think it's that boring capital city that no one ever goes to tho, i guess its some kind of attempt at a tourist trap

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