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TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Elviscat posted:

E:^^ gently caress yeah, adding that to my will.

Apparently someone on the forums posted about his boat. The thread was overwhelmingly excited about how cool the sub was.

Sounds like killing a lady was what got his jollies off, sickest possible poo poo.

i asked one of my tutors, who is a former CT analyst turned therapist why she was big into true crime. its because stories like the above and those true crime stories in particular validate all the sketch feelings she's gotten all her life. Like on some "I KNEW THAT I WASN'T CRAZY, LOOK WHAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER ENDED UP DOING" type poo poo.

i feel like i gotta watch true crime now behind this bullshit. it makes perfect sense

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Crab Dad posted:

Wormy as gently caress. Eat fish lower on the predator pyramid.

BRB gonna open up another can of sardines.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

TheWeedNumber posted:

i asked one of my tutors, who is a former CT analyst turned therapist why she was big into true crime. its because stories like the above and those true crime stories in particular validate all the sketch feelings she's gotten all her life. Like on some "I KNEW THAT I WASN'T CRAZY, LOOK WHAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER ENDED UP DOING" type poo poo.

i feel like i gotta watch true crime now behind this bullshit. it makes perfect sense

We had a high school football player with the last name “Slaughter” and there was a yearbook quote about him saying he was scary and they were afraid he would kill someone. Didn’t kill anyone but not for a lack of trying when he attacked everyone he could with brass knuckles at a street fair. If only there had been warning signs.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

ded posted:

392.55 atm @ 13,000 feet

its quite a bit more


https://bluerobotics.com/learn/pressure-depth-calculator/

at the risk of a godawful pun but meant literally, that's an impossible amount of pressure to fathom

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hyrax Attack! posted:

We had a high school football player with the last name “Slaughter” and there was a yearbook quote about him saying he was scary and they were afraid he would kill someone. Didn’t kill anyone but not for a lack of trying when he attacked everyone he could with brass knuckles at a street fair. If only there had been warning signs.

More like a street foul

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Hyrax Attack! posted:

We had a high school football player with the last name “Slaughter” and there was a yearbook quote about him saying he was scary and they were afraid he would kill someone. Didn’t kill anyone but not for a lack of trying when he attacked everyone he could with brass knuckles at a street fair. If only there had been warning signs.

Slaughter was also the family name of a venerable Democratic Congresswoman in Rochester, NY area. Her lawn signs went with "Louise"

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Hyrax Attack! posted:

We had a high school football player with the last name “Slaughter” and there was a yearbook quote about him saying he was scary and they were afraid he would kill someone. Didn’t kill anyone but not for a lack of trying when he attacked everyone he could with brass knuckles at a street fair. If only there had been warning signs.

I knew a chaplain at Atsugi called slaughter. He wasn’t violent, just useless overall. Good for the convo and putting my mind at ease though.

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine
I had a physics professor named Slaughter. He did research on explosions :v:

His class also slaughtered many GPAs because, for all his apparent brilliance as a researcher, he was one of the worst teachers I have ever had.

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Discussion Quorum posted:

I had a physics professor named Slaughter. He did research on explosions :v:

His class also slaughtered many GPAs because, for all his apparent brilliance as a researcher, he was one of the worst teachers I have ever had.

it really bugs me that academics think they can just.....slack on the teaching part. you aren't a master of poo poo if you can't teach it to another. Like i'm not looking forward to having to step into that role but if its one of my duties best believe I'm gonna figure out my pedagogical skills asap and develop them so that i'm not "that guy" droning on in the classroom and wondering why my students aren't getting it. then there's the ones who get off on failing people like yo go get an escort if your home life is that bad. stop taking it out on the students.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I knew a Sgt named Slaughter once.

He worked for the Iraqis during the Gulf war. It was weird.

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
https://twitter.com/CraigAWelch/status/1674038159322275841?t=8KrRKZBDamlb5b2skFLjOg&s=19

This sucks, Granted I haven't looked into Nat Geo since I was a kid.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I know a LT Major in the navy. I think he's Captain Major now.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

They got Murdoched in 2015. Frankly I'm surprised they lasted this long.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

It was the proliferation of cheap titty pics online that got them. Kids don’t have to put up with learning facts about indigenes anymore.

armpit_enjoyer
Jan 25, 2023

my god. it's full of posts
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1674420702852825088

The SCOTUS just killed affirmative action in education

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Mr. Nice! posted:

I know a LT Major in the navy. I think he's Captain Major now.

what about a corporal captain?

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


Lemniscate Blue posted:

They got Murdoched in 2015. Frankly I'm surprised they lasted this long.

they're under disney now actually, since 2019 when disney finalized the purchase of 21st century fox

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

UHD posted:

they're under disney now actually, since 2019 when disney finalized the purchase of 21st century fox

True, but guessing a lot of core staff didn’t last until then.

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

Mr. Nice! posted:

I know a LT Major in the navy. I think he's Captain Major now.

I knew a Sergeant Love and a Sergeant Major. Captain Morgan though has been the best

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

armpit_enjoyer posted:

The SCOTUS just killed affirmative action in education

And not only do elections have consequences (they killed affirmative action simply because they could)

https://twitter.com/gzornick/status/1674422715888062470?t=e0cjmfug4uVyRDxXBYKWKA&s=19

this one will probably be popular:

https://twitter.com/SteveKornacki/status/1674424148595200006?t=armTffJdojXwqMzSALsn8A&s=19

and everything I've checked about California's attempts to run-around that ban haven't really worked in increasing college diversity, so that's fun

https://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel/status/1674419565361795078?t=cjhHAjjoqVu5sWlQ-gYGAg&s=19

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

armpit_enjoyer posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1674420702852825088

The SCOTUS just killed affirmative action in education

While AA has done good work improving diversity in higher eduction, a not very hot take these days is that AA has run its course when the majority of Black students at top institutions are first and second generation Black immigrants, not descendants of slaves. Of course with all the institutions rapidly changing to a class-based admissions strategy the next few years may be a poo poo show?

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2023/06/failure-affirmative-action/674439/
Archive link https://archive.ph/NM1sR

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Suicide Watch posted:

Of course with all the institutions rapidly changing to a class-based admissions strategy the next few years may be a poo poo show?

That fits anecdotally with what I've observed. Its no longer a racial divide due to discrimination, its a racial divide due to class and finance. They've simply priced out the majority of non-white students. So its still racism in the end, just with extra steps. Gotta obfuscate.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
All valid points - to me university admissions directors should start a regime of malicious compliance:

https://twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/1674427655624753156?t=bdiwe44RJyZYmTowEC2vZg&s=19

Essays for everyone!

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

A few years back in WA state there was something on the ballot related to affirmative action & was eye opening how well organized the Asian American community was in opposition. I hadn’t known how those policies could unintentionally place Asian applicants at a disadvantage in college applications to the degree it was a major problem (or at least perceived to be).

On a lighter note regarding admissions a dirtbag (white) classmate with rich doctor parents who had gone to an Ivy League got him in as a legacy not considering how he’d function without them being nearby to do his homework or to literally bail him out of trouble. They were able to make his minor in possession & lying to cops arrests go away, but after the freshman he sold coke to nearly died he got kicked out & did serious time.

Hyrax Attack! fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Jun 29, 2023

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


facialimpediment posted:

All valid points - to me university admissions directors should start a regime of malicious compliance:

https://twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/1674427655624753156?t=bdiwe44RJyZYmTowEC2vZg&s=19

Essays for everyone!

I thought that guy got bullied off of twitter? Maybe it was just his shithead wife.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

armpit_enjoyer posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1674420702852825088

The SCOTUS just killed affirmative action in education

Except for the military academies. More grist for the mill.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

That Works posted:

I thought that guy got bullied off of twitter? Maybe it was just his shithead wife.

I think it's the shithead wife. But it's utterly impossible to keep track nowadays. Nearly every shithead has been unbanned and the bluecheck brigade has figured out that posting stupid poo poo is a foolproof way to boosting engagement. They simply don't care that the engagement is dunking.

Like Jordan Peterson yesterday just posted "call me cis to my face and watch what happens". Like what can you do with tha-

OH HELL YEAH IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN EVERYONE

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1674430594107990016?t=G_vmmjn78s5u7LmCKbLuhg&s=19

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1674435708910542853?t=EDqVmkMN3_iwr5z-B16yog&s=19

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OcIwPx-SCs

16 years ago :corsair:

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

Hyrax Attack! posted:

On a lighter note regarding admissions a dirtbag (white) classmate with rich doctor parents who had gone to an Ivy League got him in as a legacy not considering how he’d function without them being nearby to do his homework or to literally bail him out of trouble. They were able to make his minor in possession & lying to cops arrests go away, but after the freshman he sold coke to nearly died he got kicked out & did serious time.

On the other hand, Black guy I knew in college grew up in poverty in Missouri with around 7 siblings, got into a prep school (same one as Lowtax lol) and then onto an Ivy. One spring when he was talking to his Marine recruiter seriously deciding between a Goldman internship offer or OCS. Recruiter told him he'd be a complete idiot to not take the offer. Now he's been in finance for almost a decade so everything seems to have worked out?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


facialimpediment posted:

I think it's the shithead wife. But it's utterly impossible to keep track nowadays. Nearly every shithead has been unbanned and the bluecheck brigade has figured out that posting stupid poo poo is a foolproof way to boosting engagement. They simply don't care that the engagement is dunking.


Honestly if it wasn't for this thread I would have completely banned twitter from my home network. Ditching my account last year wasn't enough, just clicking on a tweet from here for a non-user login ends up showing random tweets. I just checked now randomly and I got 2 different antivaxx tweets (one from RFKjr), an MTG tweet and 2 tweets from "catturd". The time I made a Parler account for shits and giggles had less disgusting poo poo and far less concentrated.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Mr. Nice! posted:

I know a LT Major in the navy. I think he's Captain Major now.

Isn't Major Major Major promoted to that rank in Catch 22 because his boss thinks it's funny, or am I misremembering?

Fragrag
Aug 3, 2007
The Worst Admin Ever bashes You in the head with his banhammer. It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass! You have been struck down.

Syncopated posted:

Isn't Major Major Major promoted to that rank in Catch 22 because his boss thinks it's funny, or am I misremembering?

It was an IBM Machine with the same sense of humor as his father

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Fake news

Give kids sparklers and cracklers and occasionally roman candles.

Maybe with a tiny bit of supervision though, this ain't the 90s

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

That Works posted:

Honestly if it wasn't for this thread I would have completely banned twitter from my home network. Ditching my account last year wasn't enough, just clicking on a tweet from here for a non-user login ends up showing random tweets. I just checked now randomly and I got 2 different antivaxx tweets (one from RFKjr), an MTG tweet and 2 tweets from "catturd". The time I made a Parler account for shits and giggles had less disgusting poo poo and far less concentrated.

Yeah, it’s also frustrating when there’s an interesting thread & the top comment on those used to sometimes be worth reading, now it’s just some zero follower blue check mark adding nothing.

Janky The Clown
Jan 13, 2015

facialimpediment posted:

I think it's the shithead wife. But it's utterly impossible to keep track nowadays. Nearly every shithead has been unbanned and the bluecheck brigade has figured out that posting stupid poo poo is a foolproof way to boosting engagement. They simply don't care that the engagement is dunking.

Like Jordan Peterson yesterday just posted "call me cis to my face and watch what happens". Like what can you do with tha-

OH HELL YEAH IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN EVERYONE

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1674430594107990016?t=G_vmmjn78s5u7LmCKbLuhg&s=19

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1674435708910542853?t=EDqVmkMN3_iwr5z-B16yog&s=19

These are dumb. Like that video in the 90's where they had that kid wearing baggy jeans pull out an arsenal and lay it all on the table, without showing how he walked up to the table. The mortar in the top video is clearly upside down. Now I'm not saying it's impossible for an idiot to put a mortar in upside down then try to launch it off their head, I'm just saying it will go a small way into helping prevent an Idiocracy type future.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Gaston launched the tube off his head and died

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Janky The Clown posted:

These are dumb. Like that video in the 90's where they had that kid wearing baggy jeans pull out an arsenal and lay it all on the table, without showing how he walked up to the table. The mortar in the top video is clearly upside down. Now I'm not saying it's impossible for an idiot to put a mortar in upside down then try to launch it off their head, I'm just saying it will go a small way into helping prevent an Idiocracy type future.

my hometown had two guys in a row from the same apartment complex try to launch upside down shells from a tube held to their sternum an hour apart a few years ago. First one died at the scene and less than an hour later someone who witnessed this happen went "yep I gotta get me some of that"

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us
Never launch a bottle rocket out of your rear end in a top hat.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Janky The Clown posted:

These are dumb. Like that video in the 90's where they had that kid wearing baggy jeans pull out an arsenal and lay it all on the table, without showing how he walked up to the table. The mortar in the top video is clearly upside down. Now I'm not saying it's impossible for an idiot to put a mortar in upside down then try to launch it off their head, I'm just saying it will go a small way into helping prevent an Idiocracy type future.

I'd say you may want re-evaluate this position with regard to the likelihood of said idiot performing it, and add copious amounts of alcohol to the hypothetical as frequently happens around this time of year.

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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Janky The Clown posted:

These are dumb.

These are literally examples of things people have already done and maimed/killed themselves as a result. They're just showing you what it looks like with dummies.

Like the mortar on the head one happened with a guy who played Gaston at Disney World.

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