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The General posted:Being rich wouldn't solve all my problems but it would give me all the resources, time, and energy to start dealing with my problems. Also I could hire someone to solve my problems for me.
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I remember an advertising on TV that started exactly the same way. The "better way" was calling the new government help service line for adult illiteracy.
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My dad once got an alert text message and had to drive to work during Summer vacation because a cleaning lady had turned off the "air conditioning" in the computer room. I got to go along and I don't think I've ever heard so many curse words during a 45-minute car ride   quote:"I Go Prayin' Like Ha Ha Ha, And I'm Not Afraid Of Satan Anymore" - Employees Of Vihti Congregation Perform Surprising Number At Confirmation Mass
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Inceltown posted:I'm just thinking how much extra cocaine money I'd have because shipping from Melbourne to Sydney would be way cheaper than Melbourne to England.
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"I would blow Dane Cook" posted:
I went on a few-week ride to do some maintenance on a nuclear powered submarine based out of Bangor, WA, right when the virus was first detected in Seattle. They didn't suppress the news or anything, as we were just out to do some maintenance, but the mask mandate was in effect when we got back. It was really odd to dissappear from a world where no one wore masks, and step out onto a pier where everyone was wearing some sort of rudimentary face covering. That particular ship was told they needed to issue everyone onboard some sort of face covering, they had these pink cleaning rags, about the size of a bandana, that they issued to every crew member for cleaning, and that was our best option, so we looked like a group of very, very fabulous banditos from an old western movie or something when we all got off the boat.
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Inceltown posted:You're forgetting the chinooks. Make sure you've got enough money for that part too
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://twitter.com/mrcarl_woodward/status/1673084065631596544/photo/1 Bernie aderat forte Elton ad sum iam Bernie sic in omnibus Elton sic intram
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Italian teacher sacked for 20 years of absence vows to defend herselfquote:
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And how does she call this new school of philosophy?
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"Sorry, but right now I'm at the beach" Legend
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://twitter.com/mrcarl_woodward/status/1673084065631596544/photo/1 Elton John once spent Ł40 million in two years including Ł300,000 on flowers.
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What's weird about this? Rick Astley opening for Guns 'N' Roses and Lizzo is pretty dead-on for Glastonbury.
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He also did an hour of songs by The Smiths And AC/DC on the drums https://twitter.com/FarOutMag/status/1672618201530736640 I would blow Dane Cook has a new favorite as of 04:59 on Jun 28, 2023 |
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Sodium Chloride posted:Elton John once spent £40 million in two years including £300,000 on flowers. "Flowers" was code for cocaine, OP So he could submit it as business expenses on his taxes
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That's Ł411/day surely some of that was actually flowers
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The hearing was told that the singer had spent almost Ł40m over a 20-month period, including Ł9.6m on property, and Ł293,000 on flowers alone. "Well, I like flowers," Sir Elton said mildly. "I don't have anyone to leave it to. I'm a single man. I like spending money."
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Amphigory posted:"Flowers" was code for cocaine, OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtP7qLWUmfs
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Oh poo poo, scat battles are now considered a form of assault?!
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By popular demand posted:Oh poo poo, scat battles are now considered a form of assault?! So glad that Scatman John isn't alive to see this. We've strayed so far from his light.
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https://twitter.com/SkyCricket/status/1673998783900778498 ouch
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From the Ukraine war thread: Is Putin Replacing Under-Fire Defense Minister with Steven Seagal?
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Would anyone even smell the difference?
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Weyd posted:From the Ukraine war thread: A few weeks from now: “Actor Steven Segal Accidentally Falls From Hotel Window”
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:A few weeks from now: “Actor Steven Segal
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I saw her picture in the no context pics thread but the context here only serves to confuse me further. E: Im kinda sorry I looked it up, I'm gonna attempt to forget about the whole thing and hope it turns out nothing actually happened. By popular demand has a new favorite as of 14:15 on Jun 29, 2023 |
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Her attorney just walks in, grabs her ukulele and smashes it would be a good vid I'd watch that
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Is this actually real? I thought her whole act was to be a total piece of poo poo. Risky move to pretend there are grooming allegations against you but the whole thing sounds like a send-up of YouTube apology videos.
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Lobok posted:Is this actually real? I thought her whole act was to be a total piece of poo poo. Risky move to pretend there are grooming allegations against you but the whole thing sounds like a send-up of YouTube apology videos.
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Lobok posted:Is this actually real? I thought her whole act was to be a total piece of poo poo. Risky move to pretend there are grooming allegations against you but the whole thing sounds like a send-up of YouTube apology videos. It's the first video she's put out in months after the allegations came out.
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Henchman of Santa posted:https://twitter.com/erinalberty/status/1674082232405995520?s=61&t=N2RxjCcZEoNL3LJNhAQ0dg What the gently caress. Imagine thinking the school is obligated to help you enforce religious doctrine on kids old enough to drive.
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Henchman of Santa posted:https://twitter.com/erinalberty/status/1674082232405995520?s=61&t=N2RxjCcZEoNL3LJNhAQ0dg If the parents mail a writ of certiorari, SCOTUS just might take the case.
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Tiggum posted:She didn't do this in character as Miranda Sings, she did it as herself, Colleen Ballinger. It's real. the thread title is horribly relevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDx46LyKka4
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