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What is the most powerful flying bug?
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🦋 15 3.71%
🦇 115 28.47%
🪰 12 2.97%
🐦 67 16.58%
dragonfly 94 23.27%
🦟 14 3.47%
🐝 87 21.53%
Total: 404 votes
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Der Meister
May 12, 2001

jeans rule get out

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Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Frosted Flake posted:

Bananas and jeans

Germans might be the most gullible people on the planet.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

"Unilever got a similarly bad surprise when it examined the financial management of the detergents business in Poland. Although inflation in Poland was running at about 70 percent at the time, the factory's local managers, who had never worried much about the bottom line, were resetting prices only once or twice a year. Quickly, Unilever put in place a policy of reviewing prices at least four times a year."

"Omo, on the other hand, is advertised with a campaign adapted from Western Europe, and ends with women saying, "Thank you, Omo." While Mr. Overgoor said the commercials had been effective, Polish consumers widely mocked them, apparently unable to swallow the Western conceit that a grateful housewife would thank a laundry detergent."

/thread

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

euphronius posted:

Levis are garbage now, its true.
absolute trash. i started buying wranglers a few years back after i had three pairs of levis split at the crotch after only a couple weeks of wear. just incredibly thin material by comparison.

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Poland got what it wanted more than anything, fascist Government again

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Ash1138 posted:

absolute trash. i started buying wranglers a few years back after i had three pairs of levis split at the crotch after only a couple weeks of wear. just incredibly thin material by comparison.

lol rip

Not as good as Wrangler used to be
Submitted 9 days ago

By Dave

From Boston Mass

Verified Buyer

Comments about Wrangler® Cowboy Cut® Original Fit Jean in Stonewashed

Material seems thinner, they are well made but the pants themselves do not last as long. I have been wearing wranglers most of my life and they are definitely not what they used to be

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

KomradeX posted:

Poland got what it wanted more than anything, fascist Government again

It seems like getting smushed early in a world war is also their jam.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

pierogi-eating surrender monkeys

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Ardennes posted:

It seems like getting smushed early in a world war is also their jam.

I'm sure sending Ukraine all of their tanks and artillery will work out fine

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Poland's thing is helping nazis annex countries & then acting really offended when they get carved up themselves

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

i say swears online posted:

but seriously denim feels half as thick as it did twenty years ago and i only buy levis. how do i get jeans without loving spandex in them

lol you can hold old navy jeans up to a light and see the light shining through the lil holes in the weave

CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole
my mom bought me a couple of pairs of jeans with more elastic fabric and these are not jeans, to me. Jeans should never stretch like this.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
elastic jeans are the best, haters vacate

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
girl jeans

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Cuttlefush posted:

girl jeans

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Neurolimal posted:

Poland's thing is helping nazis annex countries & then acting really offended when they get carved up themselves

Poland and France are going to have to figure this outside.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Nap Ghost

Cerebral Bore posted:

elastic jeans are the best, haters vacate

Jeans with a little bit of stretch are great, because they really don't limit your mobility and flexibility.

If someone needs a pant so firm and rugged that it can't give way for full range of motion, they need something other than denim anyway. It's possible people who don't do much beyond walk in straight lines dont' notice the agility of a jean with a little bit of stretchy material, but man it's great for any kind of scrambling around, stretching out, climbing things, etc.

If people want super hardcore thick-cut jeans, what they probably really want is a canvas or one of newer materials like you'll find in a proper work pant. They even make these in faux denim-esque color and style for the look of a jean without the drawbacks of cotton.

mlmp08 has issued a correction as of 19:20 on Jun 29, 2023

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn
Jeans being the symbol of the West is actually fascinating partially because cotton is the fibre of colonialism. Everyone knows about its connection to slavery in America (to this day! Angola prison uses slave labour to farm cotton), but there's more to it.

The US civil war triggered a European scramble to secure other sources of cotton. In fact, that is why Egyptian cotton became so prized. The British forced a massive increase in cotton production there because they were afraid the US might stop using slave labour.

BearsBearsBears
Aug 4, 2022

mlmp08 posted:

Jeans with a little bit of stretch are great, because they really don't limit your mobility and flexibility.

This was solved in the 70s without the use of synthetic fibers. Just use gussets.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Cuttlefush posted:

girl jeans

mad?

Computer Serf
May 14, 2005
Buglord

Delta-Wye posted:

idgi, what do the jello cans do??

the jello serves a dual purpose as blast absorbing energy and field rations as you wait to for the medevac extraction

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Zeppelin Insanity posted:

Jeans being the symbol of the West is actually fascinating partially because cotton is the fibre of colonialism. Everyone knows about its connection to slavery in America (to this day! Angola prison uses slave labour to farm cotton), but there's more to it.

The US civil war triggered a European scramble to secure other sources of cotton. In fact, that is why Egyptian cotton became so prized. The British forced a massive increase in cotton production there because they were afraid the US might stop using slave labour.

I honestly don't think those East German jeans look that bad, and I'm confused why they threw away socialism for Levis.

Similarly, are bananas that good?

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Frosted Flake posted:

I honestly don't think those East German jeans look that bad, and I'm confused why they threw away socialism for Levis.

Similarly, are bananas that good?

Not sure they did? Seems more like Gorby sold them off? Also they look fine, whatever.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Frosted Flake posted:

I honestly don't think those East German jeans look that bad, and I'm confused why they threw away socialism for Levis.

How good they not be entranced by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93vzwvRKbpg

quote:

Similarly, are bananas that good?

Bananas rule cause they're pretty good, cheap as hell, filling, and when you don't eat them and they start to turn, just freeze 'em and bake them into bread at your leisure later.

mlmp08 has issued a correction as of 19:40 on Jun 29, 2023

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Nap Ghost
Bonus jeans and capitalism celebration song to a techno groove.

So many horny cameraman shots of shapeless jeans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGX8EOH82pc

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn

Frosted Flake posted:

I honestly don't think those East German jeans look that bad, and I'm confused why they threw away socialism for Levis.

Similarly, are bananas that good?

You have to see it in the context of Americans admitting in the 90s that economic collapse in post-Soviet states came about partially because "they believed in capitalism" because "they had grown up without it" and "never experienced poverty and homelessness".

People believed they would retain everything from the Soviet system, but have more stuff. They wanted more stuff, but did not see it as a trade. They did not feel that free education, free healthcare, and affordable housing were benefits of the Soviet system: they simply thought that was normal, universal, unquestionable. The only thoughts related to the Soviet system were the things it denied them.

I see it to this day. My parents loudly tell me they hate everything communist. I tell them they had free education, free healthcare, and received more than one apartment for free (which then turned them into minor landlords post-90s). They say: of course, but that's not communist. When I point out capitalist countries did not have this, they get angry at me.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

uh, no. I like girl jeans

axelord
Dec 28, 2012

College Slice

Frosted Flake posted:

I honestly don't think those East German jeans look that bad, and I'm confused why they threw away socialism for Levis.

Similarly, are bananas that good?

It was probably more that the economy stagnated and started getting worst. People lost faith in a better future.

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

mlmp08 posted:

Jeans with a little bit of stretch are great, because they really don't limit your mobility and flexibility.

If someone needs a pant so firm and rugged that it can't give way for full range of motion, they need something other than denim anyway. It's possible people who don't do much beyond walk in straight lines dont' notice the agility of a jean with a little bit of stretchy material, but man it's great for any kind of scrambling around, stretching out, climbing things, etc.

If people want super hardcore thick-cut jeans, what they probably really want is a canvas or one of newer materials like you'll find in a proper work pant. They even make these in faux denim-esque color and style for the look of a jean without the drawbacks of cotton.

If your a dude you are wearing a belt with jeans 100% of the time, you won't actually need the material to conform to your rear end to hold it up.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

mila kunis posted:

gorbachev's remains should be removed and thrown in a garbage pit. this loving war and everything since the late 80s is on him

while gorbachev was a sellout, and i too used to blame him for letting in the architects of the ussr's overthrowing, in reality, the damage had long since been done on ideological and principled levels within the CPSU which is how a slug like him was able to even get close to the premiereship in the first place.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Nap Ghost

Turtle Sandbox posted:

If your a dude you are wearing a belt with jeans 100% of the time, you won't actually need the material to conform to your rear end to hold it up.

The stretch isn't so the jeans cling to your rear end. It's so you can bring your knees up to your chest without fighting against the jeans; that's where the 1 or 2 % stretch material pays off huge. Gotta be able to deep squat or climb in jeans or they're just kind of dumb. I'll make an exception for deliberately impractical jeans for the sake of Fashion.

Stretching is in addition to wearing a belt, not in lieu of.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Frosted Flake posted:

I honestly don't think those East German jeans look that bad, and I'm confused why they threw away socialism for Levis.

Similarly, are bananas that good?

they didn't "throw away" socialism, they were abandoned by moscow and lacked the resources as a frontier of the socialist republics without it. maybe that's a bit too charitable since there were questionable decisions made even before that, which is how neo nazis started showing up in east germany in the mid 80s for the first time in four decades, but realistically it wouldn't have been possible after the politburo abandoned its internationalist responsibilities

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

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Zeppelin Insanity posted:

I see it to this day. My parents loudly tell me they hate everything communist. I tell them they had free education, free healthcare, and received more than one apartment for free (which then turned them into minor landlords post-90s). They say: of course, but that's not communist. When I point out capitalist countries did not have this, they get angry at me.

:psyduck:

My parents have a piece of the Berlin Wall and my mom crossed the Inner German Border with fake documents so I shouldn't be too surprised to hear parents on the other side of the Zonengrenze were the same, but jeez.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I wonder if the Ussr would have collapsed if China was what it is today

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn

Frosted Flake posted:

:psyduck:

My parents have a piece of the Berlin Wall and my mom crossed the Inner German Border with fake documents so I shouldn't be too surprised to hear parents on the other side of the Zonengrenze were the same, but jeez.

Typing all this out made me connect the dots for the first time on something.

My parents vocally hate the homeless. They get angry at homeless people when they see them. It never made sense to me, and I only now realized that's because for most of their life there was no such thing as homelessness. If your life experience is that you receive 3 apartments for free, to own forever... It becomes logical (in a twisted way) to think homelessness is a choice if you don't realize the system changed.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Nap Ghost
I have a piece of the Berlin wall.

It came with the World in Conflict Collector's Edition RTS.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
world in conflict was good

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Zeppelin Insanity posted:

Typing all this out made me connect the dots for the first time on something.

My parents vocally hate the homeless. They get angry at homeless people when they see them. It never made sense to me, and I only now realized that's because for most of their life there was no such thing as homelessness. If your life experience is that you receive 3 apartments for free, to own forever... It becomes logical (in a twisted way) to think homelessness is a choice if you don't realize the system changed.

they may just be liberals

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

mlmp08 posted:

It's so you can bring your knees up to your chest without fighting against the jeans; that's where the 1 or 2 % stretch material pays off huge.

But it is only through fighting with your jeans in this manner that you can become truly strong. At first it might be a struggle to bring your knees to your chest with stiffer denim, but with enough practice you'll become strong enough to effortlessly rip open your jeans.

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KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

That's the thing isn't it China got access to all the things the Soviet Bloc were denied through minor cooperation with the West following the Sino-Soviet split. Being the exploitation zone for the West from the the late 80s onward which allowed them to become what they today. I don't know if China would be end at it isv today without the Soviet Union collapsing, especially as it looked like by the late 80s the Sino- Soviet split was beginning to heal

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