freeedr posted:

Nothing wrong with volcel. Super Mario is volcel

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

He's actually into Bowser but thinks he has to keep negging the big guy.

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

there's an actual company that makes bicycles for fish? I wouldn't imagine they'd have a customer base

canyoneer posted:

All the really expensive ones get bought by sturgeons who rarely ever ride them

Air Skwirl posted:

I assume you just wear a hazmat suit and have a literal firehose spraying everything with some sort of diluted bleach solution.

Platystemon posted:

Guess the thread.

flavor.flv posted:

What a tragedy that Bowser only has eyes for Luigi

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

no, the wario games are the trenchant social commentaries presented through fart jokes

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://i.imgur.com/jDoqwP0.mp4

other people posted:

That's gotta sting

Biplane posted:

100% thought the stingray was going to catch the bird mid air and I feel so let down.

stratdax posted:

Kilo feet.



KILO FEET

Tunicate posted:

The proper unit is the 'millipede'.

Matlack Radio posted:

sebmojo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhJCVqFvKCw&t=51s

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

I've seen references to "that mod" or "the mod we don't talk about" or "the cursed mod" and while I haven't checked any deeper, the context is enough to make me certain I want absolutely nothing to do with that.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Aatrek was like a decade ago at least, right?

Kitfox88 posted:

Dareon posted:

The most hosed-up thing I'm willing to tell you about was tranquilizing a wandering thrumbo, removing its massive dragon dick, and grafting it to one of my female colonists. She had a minor mood debuff until she used it on her husband a few times. Another penis recipient seemed to be stuck on "Ahhh! I'm a monster!" but too bad, lady, in this colony everyone makes huge cums.

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priznat posted:

Real NY pizza is the size of a manhole cover and slick with enough grease to lube the engine room of the titanic

Data Graham posted:

So like, there are two kinds of "New York pizza"

There's coal/wood-fired brick-oven pizza, which is made in whole pies in places with Italian names that claim to be over 100 years old, and has those big flat blobs of fresh mootsarell' on them, and cost like $20 for a single basic serving and they yell at you if you ask for toppings

And then there's the giant tepid heatlamp pizzas which have stuff like broccoli and pasta on them and you buy for $1 a slice and eat it standing up, after they take it out of the fly-filled display case and stick it in the oven for 2 minutes to warm it up like in that Far Side where the kid snake has to jiggle Grandpa's rat so it looks like it's alive

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1673383413733007361

Stoatbringer posted:

Why are there no eggshells?

`Nemesis posted:

Soul Dentist posted:

THERE'S the eggshell

Atoramos posted:

this is way too much analysis on whether or not I have small greying pubes and not enough help on wtf do I do about my stick slowly splitting itself apart

Cat Hassler posted:

Hyperlynx posted:

"Synth coke" sounds absolutely like something out of a crappy sci-fi/cyberpunk novel.

Frank Frank posted:

Johnny Five Aces powered down the magnabike with a not quite unhearble hum and checked his chronometer. "drat." he hissed threw his clinched teeth which were surrounded by the stubble of five days where in he had not shaven himself at all. It was almost chromodawn at Clashpoint. Alreddy the sun was sitting Walliston's Hill ah blaze like so much molten meddle or a coin, gyreating in the air, tossed there by the uncaring hand of an imaginary god that doesn't exist, borne from the interior minds of the hobbled masses. The sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel that was orange. drat, he, Johnny, thought. We thought we were opening a new beginning with our mad dreams of time travail but ironically the only time now is the time of which we're out of. It's almost humorous. Yeah, I could almost laugh, if I hadn't cried that part of me away when my parents were maccasared by Dr. Malaprop and the government sanctioned murderers of "CAPITAL".

He lit a Nicosheen brand swaggerette and took a dip drag, sinking farther into his inferior horologue. He thought of Nina and her mellifluous buttocks that he used to love to bang. Even now his nano enhanced hearing could almost hear her vagina lips quivering with moisture and also pleasure, like a slice of synth-ham being tongued by one of Malaprop's slamhounds. When he got back to City5, he was going to do some sex, no doubt about that. "That's right doll" he said to nobody and the wind. They were going to do it hard. He smiled, blowing smoke from his nostrils. They were going do it cyber hard.

Captain Invictus posted:

while not a quote, someone has gone through ADTRW and given like 12 prominent posters identical Bocchi the Rock gif avatars and it's causing a lot of confusion and ire, which at least momentarily is amusing


it started out with Endorph, Ibble, and two others having a gif of one of each of the four characters that are playing instruments from the credits sequence. then someone switched them around. then someone I think gave two posters the same one, and the other two another of them. then someone gave them all the same one, the one pictured. now for the past two days someone has been increasingly Bocchifying more and more posters. it's a pandemic

Malachite_Dragon posted:

There was the Spider-Man Electric & Construction Company one, based on some panels wherein Spider-Man wrecks (I think it was) Magneto's poo poo via some electrified cables while wearing a hard hat.

Sagebrush posted:

Wasabi the J posted:

Oops! All Buried (at sea)!

Captain Hygiene posted:

Hooplah posted:

been getting a lot better today here in the "mini apple"

Milo and POTUS posted:

York?

Hooplah posted:

minneapolis

people sometimes call it the mini apple for some godawful reason. like we want to draw that comparison

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

i mean i think the reason is pretty obvious