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Jun 30, 2023 00:33
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TIP posted:three words: TIP posted:dick TIP posted:flavored TIP posted:condoms
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Jun 30, 2023 00:34
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I would 100% go to a hot chicken place with a capybara and we would have a delightful meal with no conversation but it wouldn't be needed because we enjoy each other's company. For desert, the capybara would have watermelon and I'd have a slice of pecan pie.
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Jun 30, 2023 00:38
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TIP posted:dick TIP posted:flavored TIP posted:condoms I mean that's kinda how it works, yeah Unless you put a capybara in one that changes the flavor
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Jun 30, 2023 00:42
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The entire concept of the flavored condom is flawed. IT'S FLAWED.
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Jun 30, 2023 00:42
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:I mean that's kinda how it works, yeah regular condoms are condom flavored flavored condoms are stuff like cherry but DICK FLAVORED CONDOMS
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Jun 30, 2023 01:02
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Jun 30, 2023 01:02
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I think a condom sort of takes on the flavor of its surroundings. Regular ones are latex flavored at first and then during use they become genitals-flavored I know they make artificially flavored ones but I must agree: Literally A Person posted:The entire concept of the flavored condom is flawed. IT'S FLAWED.
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Jun 30, 2023 01:39
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I'm waiting for my turn in the dispensary and they're playing Bob Marley, what a fuckin cliché
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Jun 30, 2023 01:41
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honestly flavored sexual products are weird in general genital flavor is best left on its own, it just gets weird and offputting when you add chocolate or cherry
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Jun 30, 2023 01:42
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I'm waiting for my turn in the dispensary and they're playing Bob Marley, what a fuckin cliché See if they have any dick flavored condoms (If they do, they will tell you condoms become dick flavored under most typical uses)
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Jun 30, 2023 01:44
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woop woop
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Jun 30, 2023 02:02
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P A Y A C R A B
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Jun 30, 2023 02:28
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*in the distance like coyots* woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop
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Jun 30, 2023 02:31
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AKZ posted:*in the distance like coyots* Shhhhhhhhh Do you hear that? *leaning forward* woopwoopwoopwoop
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Jun 30, 2023 02:38
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cashing in on the hype train with my line of birria-flavored condoms
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Jun 30, 2023 02:39
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Prof. Crocodile posted:cashing in on the hype train with my line of birria-flavored condoms it's always strawberry or something dumb, you never see condoms that are just like "pulled pork sandwich" or "BEANS!"
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Jun 30, 2023 02:40
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Shhhhhhhhh we've been tracking them for 23 years. Once every year they circle and cavort. 
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Jun 30, 2023 03:04
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Butts
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Jun 30, 2023 03:05
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Jun 30, 2023 03:43
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"sorry I farded, didn't mean to gloss over that"
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Jun 30, 2023 03:53
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I learned that "SANS FARDS" means "without makeup" from reading celebrity gossip websites back in the day
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Jun 30, 2023 04:07
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sans fards is also the norwegian santa claus
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Jun 30, 2023 04:21
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TIP posted:sans fards is also the norwegian santa claus Julenissen. But a sanseferd would be a journey of the senses, if that helps?
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Jun 30, 2023 12:01
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Computer viking posted:a sanseferd would be a journey of the senses it sure would
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Jun 30, 2023 12:35
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*boop* it is friday my dudes https://i.imgur.com/YgKzBtF.mp4 (sound on  )
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Jun 30, 2023 12:37
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Omg that kitty is just what I need this morning 
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Jun 30, 2023 14:59
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Ruby Gloom posted:*boop* it is friday my dudes This is how I was woken up but with much grumpier cats mad that the food was on the 2nd tier of the cat tree and not the ground.
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Jun 30, 2023 15:03
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One of the managers at work was supposed to arrive back from a trip to New York on Wednesday but all the flights were canceleled so they rented a car and drove back in less than 30 hours or something insane. She called our boss yesterday morning and was like "sorry, I'm gonna be late today but I'm almost back in Colorado" and the boss was like "don't come in today you maniac, go home and sleep." But between her being gone unexpectedly and other people who already requested off, we've had about three people to do the work of 6 or 7 for the last few days. I know next week will suck too but i'm just so ready for the week to be over 
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Jun 30, 2023 15:37
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poo poo, coming out of an rear end
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Jun 30, 2023 16:06
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i'm supposed to be packing stuff to get ready to go away tomorrow and i feel like there's so much poo poo to do my brain can't even decide how many outfits i need Beer Gay So What posted:This is how I was woken up but with much grumpier cats mad that the food was on the 2nd tier of the cat tree and not the ground. you are history's greatest monster sir DorkusMalorkus posted:I know next week will suck too but i'm just so ready for the week to be over it's coming, you're in the end game now dorkus 
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Jun 30, 2023 16:07
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bagmonkey posted:poo poo, coming out of an rear end fellow metamucil enjoyer i see
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Jun 30, 2023 16:16
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 UPDATE i have packed 90% of the poo poo i need 
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Jun 30, 2023 16:42
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Now for the other 90%. Ladies, amirite?
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Jun 30, 2023 16:47
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pacerwpg posted:Now for the other 90%. Ladies, amirite? me rn 
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Jun 30, 2023 16:50
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Ruby Gloom posted:me rn Lmao that me
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Jun 30, 2023 17:00
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Ruby Gloom posted:
Going anywhere fun?
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Jun 30, 2023 17:00
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Computer viking posted:Going anywhere fun?  
Ruby Gloom fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Jun 30, 2023 |
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Jun 30, 2023 17:10
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Ruby Gloom posted:
How the hell are Motley Crue still touring? A friend of mine saw them pre-COVID and said they all looked half dead and barely upright then.
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Jun 30, 2023 17:22
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fartknocker posted:How the hell are Motley Crue still touring? A friend of mine saw them pre-COVID and said they all looked half dead and barely upright then. can't sleep vince neill will eat me 
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Jun 30, 2023 17:24
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