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josh04 posted:https://twitter.com/MikeGapes/status/1674739925684568064 Didn't Alastair Campbell literally tell people to vote Lib Dem on television and nothing ever happened to him?
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Tesseraction posted:That sword is completely unusable but ngl that's a cool idea for a handguard. Apart from clearly being dangerous to your hands and therefore impractical. It also looks like someone could easily snag it out of his hands with, for example, a rake, and then someone else disembowel him with, for example, a pitchfork. Actually I’ve come round to it, I like it now.
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keep punching joe posted:Was it this one? No it was this big black rusty thing. That looks big but like, not unreasonably big. The one I saw was bigger than me, like zweihander size but worse.
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Macron is trying to blame the massive riots sparked by racist cops on , wait for it, video games https://twitter.com/alertesinfos/status/1674755007357370368?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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OwlFancier posted:No it was this big black rusty thing. That looks big but like, not unreasonably big. The one I saw was bigger than me, like zweihander size but worse. smellmycheese posted:https://twitter.com/bareleft/status/1674723370691178496?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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smellmycheese posted:Macron is trying to blame the massive riots sparked by racist cops on , wait for it, video games I have a sudden urge to play Assassin's Creed: Unity
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smellmycheese posted:Macron is trying to blame the massive riots sparked by racist cops on , wait for it, video games It's true y'know, there is no history of people being mad & damaging private property (literally the only thing he gives a poo poo about) in France until Pong was created.
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smellmycheese posted:Macron is trying to blame the massive riots sparked by racist cops on , wait for it, video games
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I've been feeding the park robins for about two months now and have got to know them really well. I get half kilo bags of live mealworms on Amazon, keep it in the fridge, and take out a small pot each day.  The only robin that has a name is Eric Cartman, and I've watched it grow up from a fat fledgling into a dominant and very round young adult. I think he killed his two younger siblings, and possibly his parents. He probably ate them too. He went missing ten days ago, and I assumed that he also met his fate, but he returned yesterday as plump as ever:    Prior to feeding the birbs, I was in a really bad MH space and fighting terminal thoughts on a daily basis. These cute and violent bastards seem to have turned that completely around, and they give me a reason to leave the flat each day. A friend started putting live mealworms out on his bird table to the delight of a local magpie population. They've started leaving him gifts, as well as tapping on the window when the bowl is empty. If any of you are struggling, get some mealworms and befriend your local birbs. This account now will return to shitposting unfunny CWS's 
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forkboy84 posted:It's true y'know, there is no history of people being mad & damaging private property (literally the only thing he gives a poo poo about) in France until Pong was created. Au contraire, the French have always had a problem with Pong
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fuctifino posted:I've been feeding the park robins for about two months now and have got to know them really well. I get half kilo bags of live mealworms on Amazon, keep it in the fridge, and take out a small pot each day. Eric sounds like a good friend! Hope he doesn't take an interest in dogs
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Convex posted:Eric sounds like a good friend! Hope he doesn't take an interest in dogs I think he wants to eat the dog
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Brilliant post. My allotment pond is the edge point of loads of territories so we get lots of things sharing the space that would normally see off any competitors. Not Robbo the robin though, he will absolutely gently caress up anyone he disapproves of trying to get a drink.
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https://twitter.com/rivkahbrown/status/1674771274478809088?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q 'Our mates would kick the poo poo out of us if they caught us doing the same to them'.
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Tesseraction posted:That sword is completely unusable but ngl that's a cool idea for a handguard. Apart from clearly being dangerous to your hands and therefore impractical. Massive unwieldy swords are good for ceremonial executions of kings. (as a joke, in minecraft, etc.)
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Lord of the Llamas posted:Didn't Alastair Campbell literally tell people to vote Lib Dem on television and nothing ever happened to him? He was expelled from the party tbf Although people who stood as candidates for the Lib Dems at that election have since been admitted back into Labour, so the only real criteria is, as has always been the case, "do we like you or not?"
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sebzilla posted:Massive unwieldy swords are good for ceremonial executions of kings. 
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Super-rich warned of ‘pitchforks and torches’ unless they tackle inequalityquote:In the ballroom of the five star Savoy hotel on the Strand in central London, the super-rich and their advisers were this week advised that they may soon need to watch out for people with “pitchforks and torches” unless they do more to use their fortunes to help the millions struggling with the cost of living crisis. Welcome to London, 47; the epicentre of the global financial elite. Your target, or should I say, targets...
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OwlFancier posted:I would be surprised if he can even lift it. Pfft put more runes into strength and you'll be dual wielding colossal swords in no time.
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Z the IVth posted:Pfft put more runes into strength and you'll be dual wielding colossal swords in no time. Sorry, already turned brain into magic rock so I could shoot magic rocks good. I am an academic, see.
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Birds are good. Our feeder has become the epicenter for the local sparrow and starling colonies. Not the most glamorous, but I love them. Very excitingly we had a woodpecker the other week. We only get them during heatwaves, don't know if that' because the tree bark becomes too hard or something. 
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Jezza smacking down the FACTS https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1674798266695954433?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg This tweet alone will have him condemned as a lunatic trot who hates his country
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keep punching joe posted:Rich people have had too long living without fear of the rope mandatory submarine trips for the wealthy
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smellmycheese posted:Jezza smacking down the FACTS Love the responses that are like "what next, power??!!" Yes.
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Meanwhile Sunak, who is a man we are supposed to respect as a serious, grownup politician, is proposing amateur dentistry https://twitter.com/implausibleblog/status/1674793513870045189?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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You can live with the chronic pain of decaying teeth with the power of mindfulness.
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Guavanaut posted:Is it safe? For who?
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.e: uhh yeah that ^^^Miftan posted:For who? It's a Marathon Man reference (best avoided if you have any anxieties about going to the dentist! )
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sebzilla posted:Love the responses that are like "what next, power??!!" this is how I learn that you can't view tweets anymore unless you have a twitter account and are logged in 
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kecske posted:this is how I learn that you can't view tweets anymore unless you have a twitter account and are logged in It's a good thing, embrace it. Hopefully they'll nuke embeds as well.
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