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Advertisers please come back to Twitter also we are making it so no one can see Twitter
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Breaking news: Twitter to be accessible only from Second World virtual kiosks
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Jun 30, 2023 20:17
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What do you think the next likely thing is: A.) Full steam ahead on this and Twitter remains less accessible in general B.) A hasty walk-back without mentioning that it ever happened and hoping no one notices C.) A third, even dumber thing
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Jun 30, 2023 20:20
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IBroughttheFunk posted:What do you think the next likely thing is: He’ll announce that it was done to stop bots/scrapers and all the Blue checks will tell him how amazing it is.
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Jun 30, 2023 20:23
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does this change mean twitter posts won't be indexed by google anymore?
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Jun 30, 2023 20:24
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IBroughttheFunk posted:What do you think the next likely thing is: D) Something even dumber than the even dumber thing
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Jun 30, 2023 20:27
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kazil posted:D) Something even dumber than the even dumber thing steinrokkan posted:All three in that exact order over the period of one week or less Both of these are correct. IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Jun 30, 2023 |
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Jun 30, 2023 20:30
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IBroughttheFunk posted:What do you think the next likely thing is: All three in that exact order over the period of one week or less
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Jun 30, 2023 20:34
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Are chuds bitching about their view counts yet
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Jun 30, 2023 20:44
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I always thought that user minutes thing was just Musk cope but he seem to actually believe it which is impressive
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Jun 30, 2023 21:12
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IBroughttheFunk posted:What do you think the next likely thing is: Yes
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Jun 30, 2023 21:18
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B and C, but unsure of the order
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Jun 30, 2023 21:21
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morningdrew posted:Are chuds bitching about their view counts yet It's a testament to either Elon's lack of creativity or coders on staff that he hasn't just implemented code to jack up view counts and likes at random times to give the appearance of engagement
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Jun 30, 2023 21:24
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 im in ur base, pillaging ur data
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Jun 30, 2023 21:44
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we hosed up our api and now everyone started scraping instead there was no way we could've seen it coming or been prepared
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Jun 30, 2023 21:46
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big nipples big life posted:Has twitter even said anything about this change or did someone just gently caress up and they haven't fixed it? Looking into it
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Jun 30, 2023 21:46
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Wow that's gonna cost scrapers 15s of minutes as they script user registration in.
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Jun 30, 2023 21:46
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kazil posted:
In other words, the Chad scrapers were so loving alpha they took down the entire site. But they didn't count on going up against Elon's huge brain. Can't have a degraded user experience if you don't have any users.
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Jun 30, 2023 21:49
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MY DATA MYYYYY DATAAAAAAAAAA STOP TAKIN MY DATAAAAAAA
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Jun 30, 2023 21:58
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zedprime posted:Wow that's gonna cost scrapers 15s of minutes as they script user registration in. DAU is through the roof!
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Jun 30, 2023 21:58
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kazil posted:
My god, this is even worse than NFT right click theft!
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Jun 30, 2023 22:12
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 Elon has lost Tim Fortnite
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Jun 30, 2023 22:14
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Data Graham posted:MY DATA Downloading data.xlsx..... Download complete.
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Jun 30, 2023 22:15
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kazil posted:
drat it's almost like it was incredibly stupid to force everyone to pay a shitload of money for access to twitter's API and then intentionally degrade the content you get for paying for twitter's API so that people would just prefer to scrape it instead
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Jun 30, 2023 22:16
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kazil posted:
they should get together on a submersible and exchange ideas.
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Jun 30, 2023 22:16
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kazil posted:
I don't know, reopen the API?
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Jun 30, 2023 22:16
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kazil posted:
How was it affecting real user experience. How was scraping affecting real user experience, Elon?
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Jun 30, 2023 22:17
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elon's out of ideas? i bet he hasn't even tried putting on a pair of 4 inch heels yet.
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Jun 30, 2023 22:21
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He’s tried nuthin and he’s all out of ideas! He’s a freaky Boer, man!
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Jun 30, 2023 22:24
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mobby_6kl posted:How was it affecting real user experience. How was scraping affecting real user experience, Elon? Unrwgretted user-minutes
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Jun 30, 2023 22:26
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perhaps the scrapers could agree to settle this in the octagon?
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Jun 30, 2023 22:26
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How do I kill the 300-500 data scrapers that pillage my data within 3-5 minutes while my blue checkmarks post?
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Jun 30, 2023 22:27
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kazil posted:
Someone from the movie Hackers ran the Pac-Man program and it was eating up all of Twitter
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Jun 30, 2023 22:36
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kazil posted:
 the yacc has absolutely zero say in anything.
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Jun 30, 2023 22:37
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imagining the future from terminator but skynet is trained entirely on blue check posts.
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Jun 30, 2023 22:37
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big nipples big life posted:imagining the future form terminator but skynet is trained entirely on blue check posts. I need your pronouns, your boots, and your wokecycle.
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Jun 30, 2023 22:38
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my first idea is to not fire all the competent and knowledgeable people whose job it is to have ideas for this type of thing and then act smug that you can't think of anything or go buy a sink to make all the internet frogs cry laugh with you!!
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Jun 30, 2023 22:38
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kazil posted:
Tim’s not wrong here, the web loving sucks and its decline has been accelerating.
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Jun 30, 2023 22:43
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big nipples big life posted:imagining the future from terminator but skynet is trained entirely on blue check posts. well it does want to wipeout humanity
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Musk: Ha ha! With, emm uhh the, The Yacc as CEO, heh, she can uhh, take the heat and everyone can, that is, hate her, instead of, uh uh uh uh uhhhh me. Everyone will uh love me again, heh ha heh huh *continues to make all the decisions and is hated by everyone*
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