I. M. Gei posted:

I got back from the gym after midnight tonight.

This has become a disturbingly common occurrence for me.

Nooner posted:

Lunk in training

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

it was almost midnight, how dare they come in sneaking around like that, trying to give me a heart attack! I set my face hard, and walked through, preparing to give Marie, or whoever it was, a piece of my mind.

The lights in the gym were off, but I could see movement over near the gymnastics equipment, someone swinging back and forth on the parallel bars. It was a smooth, rhythmic motion, down and around and up and over, around and over, up and down. Sometimes the movement flew up, releasing the bars for a moment, before deftly catching them on the way down. There was no sound as I got closer, apart from the faint slap of hands gripping and releasing the wood of the beams. If it was Marie, I’d never seen her doing anything like this before. I walked over, and turned on the overhead lights.

It was not Marie, swinging round and about on the bars. Marie only had two arms. Marie had legs. And Marie had a head. The thing that swung and flipped and twirled around the bars was nothing like Marie, though its flesh looked human enough. It did have a smile, though, stitched… right in the centre of its torso.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

it was almost midnight, how dare they come in sneaking around like that, trying to give me a heart attack! I set my face hard, and walked through, preparing to give Marie, or whoever it was, a piece of my mind.

The lights in the gym were off, but I could see movement over near the gymnastics equipment, someone swinging back and forth on the parallel bars. It was a smooth, rhythmic motion, down and around and up and over, around and over, up and down. Sometimes the movement flew up, releasing the bars for a moment, before deftly catching them on the way down. There was no sound as I got closer, apart from the faint slap of hands gripping and releasing the wood of the beams. If it was Marie, I’d never seen her doing anything like this before. I walked over, and turned on the overhead lights.

It was not Marie, swinging round and about on the bars. Marie only had two arms. Marie had legs. And Marie had a head. The thing that swung and flipped and twirled around the bars was nothing like Marie, though its flesh looked human enough. It did have a smile, though, stitched… right in the centre of its torso.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

it was almost midnight, how dare they come in sneaking around like that, trying to give me a heart attack! I set my face hard, and walked through, preparing to give Marie, or whoever it was, a piece of my mind.

The lights in the gym were off, but I could see movement over near the gymnastics equipment, someone swinging back and forth on the parallel bars. It was a smooth, rhythmic motion, down and around and up and over, around and over, up and down. Sometimes the movement flew up, releasing the bars for a moment, before deftly catching them on the way down. There was no sound as I got closer, apart from the faint slap of hands gripping and releasing the wood of the beams. If it was Marie, I’d never seen her doing anything like this before. I walked over, and turned on the overhead lights.

It was not Marie, swinging round and about on the bars. Marie only had two arms. Marie had legs. And Marie had a head. The thing that swung and flipped and twirled around the bars was nothing like Marie, though its flesh looked human enough. It did have a smile, though, stitched… right in the centre of its torso.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

it was almost midnight, how dare they come in sneaking around like that, trying to give me a heart attack! I set my face hard, and walked through, preparing to give Marie, or whoever it was, a piece of my mind.

The lights in the gym were off, but I could see movement over near the gymnastics equipment, someone swinging back and forth on the parallel bars. It was a smooth, rhythmic motion, down and around and up and over, around and over, up and down. Sometimes the movement flew up, releasing the bars for a moment, before deftly catching them on the way down. There was no sound as I got closer, apart from the faint slap of hands gripping and releasing the wood of the beams. If it was Marie, I’d never seen her doing anything like this before. I walked over, and turned on the overhead lights.

It was not Marie, swinging round and about on the bars. Marie only had two arms. Marie had legs. And Marie had a head. The thing that swung and flipped and twirled around the bars was nothing like Marie, though its flesh looked human enough. It did have a smile, though, stitched… right in the centre of its torso.

Chief McHeath posted:

my butt hurts and it could be from the deadlifts it could be not from the deadlifts too tho

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

is this the unironic gbs lunking thread?

Nooner posted:

Smugworth posted:

Weighted wrist and ankle bands are the only workout equipment anyone should ever need

Smugworth posted:

Weighted wrist and ankle bands are the only workout equipment anyone should ever need

Outrail posted:

Lunk more

pacerwpg posted:

My shoulder is still kinda hosed up and I was doing straight-arm pulldowns with my right arm and I could only do 10 lb. I slapped 5 more lbs on and it wouldn't budge . I can OHP 140 lb but that 15 lb pulldown bested me

Treecko posted:

Gonna be jacked like Swartzeneger after this picking it up and putting it down shenanigans

Toxic Mental posted:

I will legit just drive home all the way from the gym just to get my earbuds if I forget them. And my gym actually has pretty decent ambient radio music, but still, gently caress that poo poo. I will lunk out if I don't 'ave me chunes.

Poohs Packin posted:

Smack My Bitch Up by The Prodigy is playing at full volume in my head 24/7 so I don't have this problem.

Pinche Rudo posted:

I was asked not to return to planet fitness as well but it was because I drilled a bunch of glory holes in the men’s shower

Poohs Packin posted:

Smack My Bitch Up by The Prodigy is playing at full volume in my head 24/7 so I don't have this problem.

Saalkin posted:

This morning some loving clown was putting his phone, waterbottle and hoodie on a machine then he'd go use a different one. gently caress off with this poo poo it's busy if you aren't actively at the machine you don't get to save it. gently caress you.