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Murdstone posted:Mark Trail I assume Jules is trying to make some vague gesture at how police are fash assholes who puts down True Journalists, but it doesn't work when your idiot protagonist rushes into a disaster zone pretending he's some action hero. Mark and his dad weren't even helping any injured people get away, they're immediately filming the trainwreck and acting like predatory ghouls. It makes the other guy look reasonable because he doesn't want these two morons getting closer and inhaling more dangerous chemicals. Just some absolute hack writing here. TL;DR Murdstone posted:This is all so loving stupid.
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manero posted:Pluggers I object violently to the idea that pluggers do not flip back and forth between sports and the Weather Channel like my father.
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Rhymes with Orange Get Fuzzy 6/30/03  Stephen Collins  Brenda Starr 4/12-14/51    Smokey Stover 7/24/55 Spoilered for racism in one of the background puns.  The spray whipped cream nozzle was patented in 1955. Everyday Movies 7/25/36  "I don't like to hike any better than you, but Madge says more than 20 men go on these trips and last week there was only one girl besides herself, and she was homelier than a mud fence." Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 10/9-11/41   
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Mutts Sally Forth  Peanuts (July 3, 1976)  Cranky Shafterbean  Mutt and Jeff  Rip Haywire smells a rat.  Thimble Theater (February 3, 1940)  Out Our Way (March 12-14, 1942)   
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EasyEW posted:Cranky Shafterbean all of them?
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Medenmath posted:Vintage Valiant (Jan. 12, 1958) Val gonna pre-enact Battle of the Mutara Nebula on these guys
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I was thinking more re-enacting the Battle of Salamis. Confined quarters, use their own numbers against them, very traditional.
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Selachian posted:Everyday Movies 7/25/36 I really love Everyday Movies. The sheer detail of it - the clothes, the decor, the little slices of life - it's just fantastic.
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Fighting Trousers posted:I really love Everyday Movies. The sheer detail of it - the clothes, the decor, the little slices of life - it's just fantastic. Yeah, I like it too. Also, “homelier than a mud fence” is a great slam.
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Powered Descent posted:Slylock Fox Am I seeing this wrong? It's actually #2 that's the different one?
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:Am I seeing this wrong? It's actually #2 that's the different one? You are correct.
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EasyEW posted:Cranky Shafterbean I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this. TomBat, you schmuck, "Creature Double Features" have been around for ages and the name's right there. Ugh, this is prime boomer "I'm gonna buy a movie theater and run my own Turner Classic Movies" fantasy writ for the comic strip, which irritates me in much the same way I presume the "I'm running my own pizza place!" storylines with Montoni's irritated anyone who's ever worked in restaurant management and knows the actual realities involved. Smugly announcing programming is boring. Watching in amazement as the crowds (already written off as technology heads who won't look up from their phone screens) inevitably roll in to watch Cancer Savior Ghost Girl is boring. I wanna see Mason fuckin Jarre haul 100 pounds of print up all the stairs to the projection booth and cry when he discovers the boxes contain nothing but loose film with no reels. Or loop up a nice pristine archival print, forget to set the take-up reel, and watch as the film just spills out onto the floor. That's prime movie-theater-runnin' comedy there with the element of tragedy baked right in. C'mon, Batiuk.
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goatface posted:I was thinking more re-enacting the Battle of Salamis. Confined quarters, use their own numbers against them, very traditional. I thought for sure you were taking the piss, but the battle of lunch meat was an actual thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Salamis
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Medenmath posted:Vintage Valiant (Jan. 12, 1958) Val, this is the problem when you don't leave an enemy alive to spread word of your loving badassery. anyone who thinks Val is timid does not know the man.
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The art makes me feel this is a new project from some dude who wrote kids books about nothing (but won a bunch of awards anyway) because he wanted to be taken seriously as a truth teller of society. P.S. if you're gonna dump a run on sentence in its own panel with no background, it may as well have just been a tweet.
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Medenmath posted:Vintage Valiant (Jan. 12, 1958) "Well war might break out any minute here. It didn't seem safe." "Hmm, yes. Very considerate. Oh no, and I brought Arn here, how foolish!" "Dude it's not safe for your son, are you saying my Arn can't handle himself"
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Back from vacation megapost: A+J        
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Howard Beale posted:I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this. TomBat, you schmuck, "Creature Double Features" have been around for ages and the name's right there. Speaking of, the most  thing about this is Batiuk randomly revealing in a Crankshaft strip a few weeks back that Montoni's finally closed down:EasyEW posted:For whoever was rooting for a demon to haunt that desk in Crankshaft, we're getting a different kind of curse. Like, you'd think your titular character's business closing down would result in yet another crossover so Funky can mope around, but nah, just do it in a throwaway line lol.
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Sorry to get political in here, but: it says a lot about this country that patriotism is equated with spending money.
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EasyEW posted:Cranky Shafterbean As mentioned before, I really want to know how many King Kong and Godzilla movies he thinks there are. You gonna include King Kong Escapes?
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Professor Wayne posted:Hagar the Horrible Hägar the Hëlium
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:Am I seeing this wrong? It's actually #2 that's the different one? No, you're right. Dammit, Weber! Get your poo poo straight!  F Minus  Mark Trail  Mary Worth  The Phantom  Pooch Cafe  Rex Morgan MD  Apartment 3-G  Andertoons is doing that thing where it doesn't update at the beginning of the month.
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Murdstone posted:Mary Worth Nah, MW’s writers wouldn’t do that.
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Murdstone posted:Pooch Cafe ...I'm not the only one reading this as a gay/bi Poncho, am I?
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann First base. And no further!
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emSparkly posted:The art makes me feel this is a new project from some dude who wrote kids books about nothing (but won a bunch of awards anyway) because he wanted to be taken seriously as a truth teller of society. Eh. It's not Collins's best but he's usually better than this. (and he has illustrated a few children's books, yes) Fighting Trousers posted:I really love Everyday Movies. The sheer detail of it - the clothes, the decor, the little slices of life - it's just fantastic. Nobody does tchotchkes like Wortman. Murdstone posted:Pooch Cafe Dogs can see yellow and blue anyway, right? I tend to be wary of huskies because it seems like half the time when some rear end in a top hat bullies my dog at the park, it's a husky or a Samoyed.
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