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Blurry Gray Thing posted:That's the point of this product. It's the only wipe manly enough to let you stay under their radar. Ohhh, I get it!
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My dad bought some of these at Sam's Club once. They're tiny, they rip SUPER easy, and they're way too hard to pull out of the package which makes accidentally ripping them an even bigger problem. Also way too easy to accidentally pull too many out at once. In short, they loving suck. Just use regular baby wipes instead.
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Jul 2, 2023 07:24
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Whoa, whoa, whoa. You callin' the man who put 'flushable' on that package a liar, bro? That cross means Jesus says they're flushable. No need to even look at the side panel. Just have faith.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Whoa, whoa, whoa. You callin' the man who put 'flushable' on that package a liar, bro? Yes. There is NO SUCH THING as an actually-flushable wipe! No, not even the ones that say "flushable" on the package. They are technically biodegradable when flushed, but they take loving MONTHS to actually break down enough to move through your pipes and not cause massive rear end clogs. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Jul 2, 2023 |
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Jul 2, 2023 07:27
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I mean you can flush em. You can flush anything with nipples.
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Jul 2, 2023 07:28
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Do not flush these or any other wipes. Just use them and put them in the bathroom garbage bin, unless you want to destroy your sewer pipes. It’s not gross if you’re doing it correctly, which is to wipe fully with the toilet paper then wipe with wipes afterward for guaranteed cleanliness. It’s an addition to, not a replacement for the toilet paper.
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Jul 2, 2023 07:39
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I got these as a joke gift. They loving work pretty well, to clean up the undercarriage ... not worth the price. But they're not bad. I never used them to wipe my rear end, just to wipe up the sweat and whatever around my junk. -- as mentioned, do not flush
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Jul 2, 2023 07:54
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I tried eating em instead of flushing and turns out they clog up those "pipes" real bad too 
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Jul 2, 2023 07:56
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The only thing that touches this pucker must be both vegan and easily digestable 
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Jul 2, 2023 07:58
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The ladies have been pink taxed and now they’re coming for your rear end, literally.
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Jul 2, 2023 08:03
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Nobody wants a man with a gross rear end.
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Jul 2, 2023 08:17
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It's super manly to destroy your city's infrastructure by weaponizing your toilet paper into something that turns into a non-organic armor for the fat icebergs that are ripping sewers apart.
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Jul 2, 2023 08:17
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I just want to say that anyone who thinks those reddit posts about girlfriends complaining that their boyfriends don't wipe because it's gay is a dummy
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Jul 2, 2023 08:24
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Real men use sand paper or a rusty saw blade 
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Jul 2, 2023 08:39
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dude wiped out liberty valance
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Jul 2, 2023 08:40
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who's wipin?
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Jul 2, 2023 08:42
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if you're a computer toucher you probably have a can of compressed air. use that
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Jul 2, 2023 09:20
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Dudes rock
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Jul 2, 2023 11:13
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Technically a towel is flushable. So is cutlery, and like, batteries. But you probably shouldn't flush them.
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Jul 2, 2023 11:27
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I use a wiping rock. The jagged edges grab all stuck material, and once a month when I need to clean it I just stick it in the dishwasher with the rest of my dishes.
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Jul 2, 2023 11:39
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right for wiping, left for eating
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Jul 2, 2023 11:54
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I shoot my butt with a gun
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Jul 2, 2023 12:01
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fully gunjacketed and loving it
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Jul 2, 2023 12:01
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i just scoot my butt across the carpet like a dog
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Jul 2, 2023 12:10
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poo poo then shower. It isn’t complicated.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i just scoot my butt across the carpet like a dog On a similar note, I don’t need wet wipes enough to justify buying a package, but when I do have an extra runny BM, I just waddle to the kitchen and grab one of my dog’s wet wipes. 
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Jul 2, 2023 13:59
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Don't need them anymore since I got a Brodet™, the Bidet for Bros
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Jul 2, 2023 14:17
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did they ever figure out witch hazel it was?
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Jul 2, 2023 14:17
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Dude witch hazel is warlock walnut, warnut for short, because we dudes nut when we think of war. Then we wipe the nut and flush
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Jul 2, 2023 14:47
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Wipes? Bah everyone knows a real man punches their rear end in a top hat clean.
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Jul 2, 2023 14:59
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Smugworth posted:Don't need them anymore since I got a Brodet™, the Bidet for Bros realtalk if you don't bidet then you're missing out
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Jul 2, 2023 15:03
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flubber nuts posted:I wish lol. I lost my right butt cheek in a freak zipline accident. I'll post some pics in a bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxL2zdPVvKM Still waiting for cheek.
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Jul 2, 2023 15:24
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I just bend over in front of my wife and get her to piss the poo poo from my rear end with her formidable stream and if I jack off while it happens that’s my business
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Jul 2, 2023 15:41
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DUKE CANNON’S MANHOLE IS IMPENETRABLE AND WILL NOT BE ASSAILED
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Jul 2, 2023 15:44
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I purchased these actually. Just once. I know they're probably something to do with gay guys but my butt was pretty clean and it's a generally better experience than TP. Since I now own the plumbing I poop in and have a bidet I would never use these now though.
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Jul 2, 2023 15:53
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duke cannon made my rear end ail 
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ElectricSheep posted:realtalk if you don't bidet then you're missing out if you don't bidet you bidout if you mangle the pronunciation enough it could work
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Jul 2, 2023 16:17
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fyi: preparation h wipes have the same ingredients (aloe and witch hazel) butt they're smaller than dude wipes dudes need big wipes
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Jul 2, 2023 16:22
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Wipe my goddamn balls...
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No cross promotions at all? That won't cut it in 2023. Every brand needs an A story and a B story. Put a picture of Thanos on these and they'll sell like hot cakes.
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