Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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Pookah posted:Zuck's mom called Musk's mom and told her she was a "cowardy cowardy custard" and advised her to "stick her head in mustard" so now they are going to fight it out too. One of the more plausible things I've read on the internet today
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 17:42 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:Some ministers in the Italian government has offered them the colosseum as a venue. Can we unleash the lions at the end, to uphold tradition?
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 17:43 |
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can not even view my own comment . gently caress you !
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 17:46 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:Minor nitpick: Zuck had jujitsu installed, he skipped the training part. Also, always bet on the cyborg/robot. "I know Kung Fu" - Zuckbot
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 17:48 |
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386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:Can somebody explain to me why this Musk/Zuck thing is even happening?
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 17:48 |
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 17:50 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:Some ministers in the Italian government has offered them the colosseum as a venue.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 17:51 |
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Everything this gently caress says is a lie.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 17:51 |
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He's like that annoying kid in your D&D group who took a free karate class at the mall once and started claiming he was a Shotokan grand master.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 17:51 |
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lol "trained in no rules street-fighting"
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 17:53 |
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If the topics aren't "Obscure Roman politics", "Anime Babes", or "IVF techniques" that contest of wits is going nowhere Why does every loving boomer in power think these dipshits are smart? I don't get it
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 17:54 |
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I mean I think anyone with half a brain cell knew that if (and it’s a big if) there’s even a fight it would be nothing more than a choreographed show to take up news airtime and not an actual real fight.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 17:55 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:I mean I think anyone with half a brain cell knew that if (and it’s a big if) there’s even a fight it would be nothing more than a choreographed show to take up news airtime and not an actual real fight. Yeah it will be a bunch of mugging for the cameras and some moves that are executed and sold far worse than any jobber from an independent wrestling show would do.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 17:58 |
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They're more likely to follow Trump and do a horrendously scripted and acted WWE match where they team up to beat some poor jobber.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 17:58 |
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redshirt posted:lol "trained in no rules street-fighting" Isnt that just groin strikes all day
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:01 |
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redshirt posted:lol "trained in no rules street-fighting" shouldve trained in stairs-fighting hiyoooo
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:03 |
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It probably involves a sawn-off shotgun or Rhodesian mercenaries.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:03 |
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TulliusCicero posted:If the topics aren't "Obscure Roman politics", "Anime Babes", or "IVF techniques" that contest of wits is going nowhere That's why I want to see this instead. Public humiliation and making them donate money?
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:09 |
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Booooo, boo, make them engage in pankration!
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:14 |
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1675383453204742145?s=20
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:15 |
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Is this the most openly fascist thing to normies he's said? I feel like for me it was him saying "We Need a New Sulla" while referring to himself which sent me the final "nutcase fascist" vibe to me, but I am a Roman history nerd and I feel like that's way too obscure for your average Twitter user. This is the post you show any remaining Musk stans in your life.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:19 |
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Also people need to understand that the white South Africans that infest (and yeah I'll phrase it that way) the Anglophone tech scene very genuinely want to engineer a return to the homeland in conquering triumph. They want to restore white rule to the whole of southern Africa and have accepted that they need to do a shitload of violence to accomplish this. They are dyed-in-the-wool white supremacists and everything they do must be viewed through that lens.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:21 |
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SpaceDrake posted:Also people need to understand that the white South Africans that infest (and yeah I'll phrase it that way) the Anglophone tech scene very genuinely want to engineer a return to the homeland in conquering triumph. They want to restore white rule to the whole of southern Africa and have accepted that they need to do a shitload of violence to accomplish this. They are dyed-in-the-wool white supremacists and everything they do must be viewed through that lens. Genuine question: how many white South Africans are involved in the global tech scene? And yeah Musk wanting a Triumph of the Will in South Africa does not remotely surprise me
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:25 |
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TulliusCicero posted:Genuine question: how many white South Africans are involved in the global tech scene? I can’t remember his name, but the original Q turned out to be a South African white supremacist before Ron Watkins took it over.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:27 |
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Wtf is "the procreation problem" is that some white genocide dogwhistle poo poo
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:30 |
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TulliusCicero posted:This is the post you show any remaining Musk stans in your life. Here's what it looks like:
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:33 |
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beep by grandpa posted:Wtf is "the procreation problem" is that some white genocide dogwhistle poo poo White people having fewer children than non-white people. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Replacement (Yes)
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:34 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Isnt that just groin strikes all day Last time I was in a physical fight was on the playground when I was about 8. I won via lots of biting and scratching, because the boy was bigger than me and my little girl legs couldn't connect with the nutsack. So there's that, too! Edit: now I'm picturing these titans of tech having a total girl fight, but Musk can't get a grip on Zuck's Caesar cut, and Zuck rips out Musk's hair plugs, lol JacquelineDempsey fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Jul 2, 2023 |
# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:35 |
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gschmidl posted:Here's what it looks like: Lmao he can't even propagandist effectively anymore Birdsite's Dead Jim
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:36 |
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"The childless have little stake in the future." lol buddy I think that's a little backwards. People like you have systematically stolen our future, to the point where someone like me would be committing an extremely cruel act towards a child simply by having one at all.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:36 |
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I want kids, but cannot even conceive of it because I'm loving poor as poo poo right now.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:38 |
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This is hilarious and the best retort without stooping to these geniuses
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:40 |
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Musk and Co are just higher level/rich versions of "wheres your chin" trash.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:42 |
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Population collapse is something the US is dealing with in a broad sense but like a lot of issues just have more kids just kind of ignores why it’s happening and treating it like something people are doing out of spite of something
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:44 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:Population collapse is something the US is dealing with in a broad sense but like a lot of issues just have more kids just kind of ignores why it’s happening and treating it like something people are doing out of spite of something Nationalize, subsidized childcare, UBI, and Paternity/ Maternity leave, could start to fix a bunch of this poo poo over loving night. Like most aren't choosing to not have kids fuckwit, no can afford to unless you are old, white, and rich
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:47 |
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:47 |
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I love how yesterday he tried to suck himself off over "average user seconds" and then today is telling everyone to "touch grass". I love that the prediction that Elon would stumble backwards into old Twitter policies because Twitter wasn't woke, but rather trying to keep a social media company afloat is wrong because this man is too monumentally stupid and narcissistic to understand what is happening. Dude demonstrably has no idea how social media companies do business.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:47 |
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redshirt posted:lol "trained in no rules street-fighting" Having some guy you pissed off throw you down stairs and kick you until you are unconscious. does count as getting training in no rules street-fighting.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:48 |
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TulliusCicero posted:
They get legal bribes from them.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:49 |
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beep by grandpa posted:Wtf is "the procreation problem" is that some white genocide dogwhistle poo poo I read it as the problem many developed countries are having right now where not enough people are having kids.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 18:50 |