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Pookah posted:I love how Yaccarino was obviously hired to take the criticism that Musk wants to dodge, but he is so absolutely incapable of every shutting the gently caress up, she never gets to announce anything at all. oh yeah the Glass Cliff strat only works when previous leaders shut the fuckup. oh and arent still working at the same place, in a position of actual power, and arent micro managing POSes that birdshitpost their inane thoughts/work orders every few mins.
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Everybody’s talking about Twitter now! Everybody: “God drat Twitter’s down AGAIN? Why does Twitter keep recommending I follow Hitler420? Is Elon ok…? No really…”
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kazil posted:Musk isn't going to fight. There will be no fight. The whole thing is utterly stupid. Yeah, neither man, Ebonk especially, has the type of ego that would permit them losing said fight. Musk especially would be just demolished if he lost because it would be a huge humiliation for him and these types of authrotiarian pricks like him can't stand being humiliated.
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Waffle House posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1675365001836593154?s=20 Worst loving haiku I've seen in donkey's.
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Jul 2, 2023 16:52
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Embeds need to break more, ohterwise I refuse to buy into this being 'it' 
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1675243776816857088 Calling it "Threads" is dumb. Computer touchers, forums managers, and clothiers will all be thrown under the bus because suddenly "ThReAdS!!!1!!" is now a trademarked normie term and immediately pushed to the top of every search engine and all the inane but popular content will fill the first three pages of any search result if you even think to use the t-word. Vampire Panties posted:
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9/10, "log off" not greyed out redshirt posted:May I have more Tweets Mr. Elon, sir? You can't tweet your pudding if you don't tweet your meat
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Jul 2, 2023 16:55
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They shot this on the National Mall. Just wasting dummies with explosives a few hundred yards from the White House.
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386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:Oh ok I guess that makes sense. If Musk actually took GSP up on his offer for training and took it kinda seriously he’d probably learn fast enough how to leverage his size/weight advantage to stand a chance, my 15 years out of date mma memory says no one was better at laying on bjj guys occasionally punching them than gsp
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Waffle House posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1675365001836593154?s=20 Yeah, uhhh, you first idiot? You are the most online loving person I've ever god drat seen, and I'm posting from loving Somethingawful Log Off Elon
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Jul 2, 2023 17:01
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Tired: Backing off changes for a holiday weekend so people can relax a bit. Wired: gently caress it, we’re doing it in production.
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Jul 2, 2023 17:04
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Gotta get your threads app called Hyperthread that lets you simultaneously post to both insta and threads in a action known as hyperthreading
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Minor nitpick: Zuck had jujitsu installed, he skipped the training part. Also, always bet on the cyborg/robot.
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PhazonLink posted:isnt there atleast one or two other women that are the mother of his other kids? Because she's a loving anime character come to life, and she reminds him of that one girl from Death Note, and he's a horrible stunted 50 year old man who is just turning 12 forever
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Jul 2, 2023 17:05
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Wonder what’s next for My 600 Post Life
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Pookah posted:I love how Yaccarino was obviously hired to take the criticism that Musk wants to dodge, but he is so absolutely incapable of every shutting the gently caress up, she never gets to announce anything at all. I would bet that she find out more about what's changing from his tweets than internal emails.
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goatface posted:Gotta get your threads app called Hyperthread that lets you simultaneously post to both insta and threads in a action known as hyperthreading Do I have to wear my Hypercolor to use it?
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Jul 2, 2023 17:07
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Jul 2, 2023 17:10
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I'm looking at all these photos of Elon Musk in the incessantly served articles about him, and there may be a body double involved. The heights and build sometimes don't add up.
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Jul 2, 2023 17:11
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Everyone I know is just out of frame, tweeting too.
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the premise here is that the only children people care about are their progeny lol i don't know if he's not bothering to hide the fact that he's a callous psychopath or if he's too dumb to realise statements like this betray him as one
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happyhippy posted:I would bet that she find out more about what's changing from his tweets than internal emails. Oh absolutely. Imagine if she was the one announcing the limits on tweets viewed per day, or the login wall poo poo; thr blueticks would go into a frenzy of calling her a WOKE CRT Soros plant, and plead with Musk to save them. But he can't bear to not be the centre of attention, he makes all the announcements himself and they turn on him like ravening wolves.
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Mistle posted:Calling it "Threads" is dumb. And also 
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Was this live streamed or anything? I couldnt find it anywhere and they even mentioned the display was happening online. It seems like they have only live streamed and recorded it once? Wee fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Jul 2, 2023 |
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Pookah posted:Oh absolutely. That was supposed to be the point of hiring her. She's the strict mom and Elon is the cool dad and he would love to let you borrow the car for the weekend but Mom said no and you know how she is. She also used to work for the WEF so blue checks hate her already
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Jul 2, 2023 17:15
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I’m not dealing w rate limited errors on the website anymore, but I’m being pinged as “automated” for faving 3 tweets in a row. Insane.
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Icon Of Sin posted:Minor nitpick: Zuck had jujitsu installed, he skipped the training part. Also, always bet on the cyborg/robot. Zuck: "Jiu jitsu? I'm going to learn...jiu jitsu?"
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Endorph posted:its less about being too normal for deviantart and more twitter gets a lot more eyes on it than deviantart. i want the diaper vore artists to get a wide audience to help make their diaper vore careers more sustainable. That makes sense but that will happen better on some platform that delivers what users want to see instead of keeping them engaged with rage inducing clickbait. Every piece or ragebait is a missed opportunity to deliver diaper vore to the audience that wants it and the faster Twitter dies the sooner everyone might end up such a place.
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God, what if this has just been like, a year-long raging bender that started when Grimes dumped him. Musk finally wakes up sober one morning and finds out what he's been up to. Lol.
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Pookah posted:I love how Yaccarino was obviously hired to take the criticism that Musk wants to dodge, but he is so absolutely incapable of every shutting the gently caress up, she never gets to announce anything at all. It reminds me of when Trump tapped Pence to head the COVID response team. Shrewd move; if things go bad, blame Mike. But then there were daily live briefings at 5pm that aired on every network…
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Jul 2, 2023 17:22
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Pookah posted:God, what if this has just been like, a year-long raging bender that started when Grimes dumped him. Musk finally wakes up sober one morning and finds out what he's been up to. Lol. I don't like this version of Disco Elysium
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Jul 2, 2023 17:29
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PhazonLink posted:i thought his son Jared was the Roni czar. Nope, he tapped Pence. https://www.politico.com/news/2020/02/26/trump-puts-pence-in-charge-of-coronavirus-response-117790 And if you don’t remember that, it’s because Pence got completely sidelined by Trump at the podium. And Jared was behind the scenes convincing everyone that COVID was a Blue State problem and would help Trump win reelection from so many libs dying. 
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Data Graham posted:Been trying to find a single musk tweet that I can concisely drop into a conversation to prove that he is in fact a freakishly moronic nazi and trying to defend him is a fools errand no matter who you are Yeah I actually went “oh poo poo” like after all his other dumb poo poo it’s just shocking some of the stuff he just puts out there! Same energy as the dipshits who rage about having to pay school taxes when they don’t have kids. Or guys who get mad that women get maternity leave (and that the dads get paternity leave).
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Jul 2, 2023 17:37
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Didn't Elon's Mum stop the fight or is it back on now?
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Further Reading posted:Didn't Elon's Mum stop the fight or is it back on now? Some ministers in the Italian government has offered them the colosseum as a venue.
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Further Reading posted:Didn't Elon's Mum stop the fight or is it back on now? Zuck's mom called Musk's mom and told her she was a "cowardy cowardy custard" and advised her to "stick her head in mustard" so now they are going to fight it out too.
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