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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
bikes, sunsets with bikes, goats, sheep, semen, eyeballs being sucked out

this page has it all...

edit: :synpa: loving wrong page, the last page had it all

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Sunday came too soon

Lusty Grundles
Jun 9, 2023

Nooner posted:

We got It Takes Two for the switch to play instead of something for PS4 it's pretty fun but way more hardcore than I was expecting like we quit after the first boss but you kill the boss by making him suck his own eyeballs out which was pretty :slonk:
It was humbling to play this with my partner and realise she has significantly better critical thinking skills than I do.

Such a fun game, bit messed up in places though. Depending on your partner, there may be regular cuddle breaks.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Shan't speculate on how many cuddle breaks the Nooners must have needed.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
thread's feelin mid

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Life's too short, smoke loud.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

AARD VARKMAN posted:

thank you Instagram algorithm for throwing this in my feed (???)



This feels like something from Little Britain... "Semen Coordinator Rachel Almond lives with her dog Fig"

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Running a few miles to make room for all the ribs and beer I'm to eat later today

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
(has music)
https://i.imgur.com/N3NNYBK.mp4

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


:gowron:

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Science has started crafting animals entirely comprised of ballsack?! They've gone too far.

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Cousin Todd posted:

Science has started crafting animals entirely comprised of ballsack?! They've gone too far.

not far enough

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


this is the standard by which all wives should be judged for largeness

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


:ibadpop:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
:stare:

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Holy cow! :stare:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

lmao someone in my neighborhood is launching mortars at 1 in the afternoon :cripes:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I cut the tip of my right thumb and have to post one thumbed on mobile now this sucks rear end

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
I gotta go pet my sisters cat and drink her booze :hehe:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Tried chili crisp for the first time yesterday, thinking to cop a jar or seven for home use.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Tried chili crisp for the first time yesterday, thinking to cop a jar or seven for home use.

:hellyeah:

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Drank a three year old RANCH WATER

have super posting powers now

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I cut the tip of my right thumb and have to post one thumbed on mobile now this sucks rear end
We have the technology to fix this now.

With a quick snipsnop, we can also tacklebthe issue of your too-large glans tip.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 46 hours!
oh lawdy she coming

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

bagmonkey posted:

Drank a three year old RANCH WATER

have super posting powers now

We have some Truly seltzers from at least three years ago in the basement fridge which will likely stay there for another three years.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_hogsucker

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Huh weird

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

That's a real screenshot

pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023

:vince:

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

We have some Truly seltzers from at least three years ago in the basement fridge which will likely stay there for another three years.

I challenge you to drink one tonight

i will drink a 4ish year old PBR Coffee thing if you post photographic evidence

I ain't doin anything but making GBS threads my brains out tomorrow

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
That guy on youtube drinks 30 year old crystal Pepsi.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


What the

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Who heres making some dinner tonight gang?

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

What the gently caress are you gonna drink Smugs

I got a 5 or 6 year old Zima buddy

Don't make me ACT

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Nooner posted:

Who heres making some dinner tonight gang?

PH MAC & CHEESE + BACON ($4)

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I had kippered fish, several chunks of bread, a smear of margarine, and some marmite.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

Who heres making some dinner tonight gang?

ENCHILADA COMBO PLATE + ROLLED TACOS :2bong:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


bagmonkey posted:

What the gently caress are you gonna drink Smugs

I got a 5 or 6 year old Zima buddy

Don't make me ACT

My wife got a bottle of this as a gift but she just tested preggers so I had a glass



It's nasty
Time to go to bed to wake up early and put the 'yak out on the lake 😎

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

My mom made bierocks for my sister's birthday and we all went over there for dinner it was lovely.

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Smugworth posted:

My wife got a bottle of this as a gift but she just tested preggers so I had a glass



It's nasty
Time to go to bed to wake up early and put the 'yak out on the lake 😎

why the gently caress are you gonna go barf in the lake in the morning dude, gross

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