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Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
hell of a way to dry dock

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-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


dr_rat posted:

Is that like just used for pranks? You know a captain thinks they're going full speed a head and is really confused about why there not moving, and like keeps re-checking that they didn't leave the parking break on or something.

Cos if so that thing rocks.

No, they actually put a really big rock on the left side and then drop the boat. Newest thing in siege warfare.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Chubby Henparty posted:

Pick up a lighthouse with it and harass carrier fleet captains.

lmao

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rwvowluMgW1r0uzl6.mp4

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Restored steam locomotive pushing stalled freight train up a hill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icgH_3dXdOU

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It has been said before many times that in today's predatory capitalism world there's a unique satisfaction for watching things done properly and cautiously.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




By popular demand posted:

It has been said before many times that in today's predatory capitalism world there's a unique satisfaction for watching things done properly and cautiously.

There is even a word for it: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompetencePorn

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Is there imcompetence porn? There can be an elegance to masterful imcomptence.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Old Chaplin films and C. W. Fields are pretty entertaining, but that recent Billionaire Submersible Extravaganza came outta nowhere to take first place IMO.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




dr_rat posted:

Is there imcompetence porn? There can be an elegance to masterful imcomptence.

I'm guessing you'll find it in the OSHA thread.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

dr_rat posted:

Is there imcompetence porn? There can be an elegance to masterful imcomptence.

Here you go

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Yay, my incompetence is elegantly masterful, and people get off to it!

:3:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


We almost forgot to honorably mention those "I wish there was a better way" B/W parts of the infomercials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM4zMofsI7w

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

By popular demand posted:

We almost forgot to honorably mention those "I wish there was a better way" B/W parts of the infomercials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM4zMofsI7w

That video was filled with greatness, thank you.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

It is funny but they've been a lot less funny once I learned that they're signals to people with moderate to severe motor/mobility impairments.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

I'm guessing you'll find it in the OSHA thread.

I don’t know the Elom thread is pretty good

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4000485&perpage=40&pagenumber=1&noseen=1

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

I'm no mechanic, but I think it's supposed to have the tires on the bottom.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Booger Presley posted:

I'm no mechanic, but I think it's supposed to have the tires on the bottom.

Guess this is why you're not a mechanic then.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Booger Presley posted:

I'm no mechanic, but I think it's supposed to have the tires on the bottom.

Only if you want to ride them in a lame boring way.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


It’s his birthday so they let him hold the bike sideways.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

“My bottom is pretty tired”

- both me and my bottom

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Ror posted:

It’s his birthday so they let him hold the bike sideways.

It looks so cool.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

It looks so cool.

It vaguely reminds me of Ace Rimmer airsurfing a Nazi crocodile

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

rear end Rimmer :mmmhmm:

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
Stupid sexy Rimmer.

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It vaguely reminds me of Ace Rimmer airsurfing a Nazi crocodile


Ace? That can't be right.. Ace-hole, maybe

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It vaguely reminds me of Ace Rimmer airsurfing a Nazi crocodile



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIfSaDNVjXI

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.



Live action version of Akira going in strange directions...

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Samovar posted:

Live action version of Akira going in strange directions...

I mean for an Akira adaption that would seem very on the normal and tame side of things.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It vaguely reminds me of Ace Rimmer airsurfing a Nazi crocodile


Red Dwarf awesomeness! :buddy:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

How many thought he was going to flip the bike back on its wheels?

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Me I was expecting he would stand and surf on the bike

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
Motosurfing is the hot new motor sport. The real trick is using the momentum and front tire and body weight to get it back upright after you go down.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Desert Bus posted:

Motosurfing is the hot new motor sport. The real trick is using the momentum and front tire and body weight to get it back upright after you go down.

Going down usually gets it up pretty automatically for me

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1676701438678822913?s=20

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It vaguely reminds me of Ace Rimmer airsurfing a Nazi crocodile


What a guy

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Desert Bus posted:

Motosurfing is the hot new motor sport. The real trick is using the momentum and front tire and body weight to get it back upright after you go down.

Kinda bummed out there was no insane equivalent in Dhalgren

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Ace Rimmer would beat Indiana Jones to dust imo

https://youtu.be/gXYfnWRp1Q0

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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Holy poo poo, someone I voted for went on and did something cool?

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