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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/margreis9/status/1674744450008924160

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Milo and POTUS posted:

Her attorney just walks in, grabs her ukulele and smashes it would be a good vid I'd watch that
Haven't watched it but my understanding is that she says something along the lines of "my attorney said I shouldn't talk about this, so I'm gonna sing!"

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


FFT posted:

Haven't watched it but my understanding is that she says something along the lines of "my attorney said I shouldn't talk about this, so I'm gonna sing!"

Ah yes, the charmin bears maneuver

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1675119533709836294

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm getting a "Twitt not found"

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

By popular demand posted:

I'm getting a "Twitt not found"

It's not you, or the specific tweet

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Can't wait to see how Mr. Blue Tick reacts to this.
:sickos:

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

By popular demand posted:

Can't wait to see how Mr. Blue Tick reacts to this.
:sickos:

You will, in fact, have to wait

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


MeaNWHILE I made sure to educate everyone on the lifecycle of the South African blue tick

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

By popular demand posted:

Can't wait to see how Mr. Blue Tick reacts to this.
:sickos:

If you had "in the dumbest possible way" you'd be correct.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Master Twig posted:

If you had "in the dumbest possible way" you'd be correct.



Lol, it set off my "not even Elon could be this dumb" detector and I had to go check it myself. He is that dumb

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Master Twig posted:

If you had "in the dumbest possible way" you'd be correct.



And just remember, something like one-sixth of those posts are ads if you’re unverified, so it’s really more like 500/250 a day, unless you’re really into drop shipping spam.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



And now my feed is full of people sharing screencaps of that and going WHAT, so there goes another 50% of today's allotment :rip:

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
It gets even better

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I bet all those guys he laid off could have really help ameliorate this situation, Well I guess I just can't grasp the 5D chess Elon is playing here.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
you can totally run off or fire the vast majority of your employees and flush all your institutional knowledge down the shitter, it's fine. nothing bad will happen. trust the plan.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
Didn’t Elon hire a CEO and step away?

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
That was to try and boost valuations, he had no intention of ever stepping away.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Cartoon Man posted:

Didn’t Elon hire a CEO and step away?

If he did it didn't last long, since he's been announcing the changes himself (at least as far as I understand, I can't see tweets unless someone posts screenshots anymore).

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Cartoon Man posted:

Didn’t Elon hire a CEO and step away?

The new CEO has a non-compete clause that prevents her from talking to advertisers

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

pik_d posted:

The new CEO has a non-compete clause that prevents her from talking to advertisers

Someone theorized that daddy Musk doesn't want to pay the bandwidth bills, and I can completely see that.

Edit: Yep.


We Got Us A Bread has a new favorite as of 00:47 on Jul 2, 2023

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

We Got Us A Bread posted:

Someone theorized that daddy Musk doesn't want to pay the bandwidth bills, and I can completely see that.

Edit: Yep.



Always knew Smyte was a tool!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


They're out of pee and saliva.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Firefighters have reported sixteen deaths, all petite.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Platystemon posted:

Firefighters have reported sixteen deaths, all petite.
:golfclap:

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Cartoon Man posted:

Didn’t Elon hire a CEO and step away?

Yes but he stayed on as CTO so that he could still meddle. Haha

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1675400492216877057

Good work if you can get it

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

She's probably rate limited too

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Ommin posted:

Yes but he stayed on as CTO so that he could still meddle. Haha

Chief Tweeting Officer

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010



quote:

DOMESTIC

One Day Laura's Husband Suggested loving - It Changed the Tampere Woman's Whole Life

Laura Weckström had the chance to pursue a career in Hollywood with her spouse, they returned to Tampere instead. Now Laura gets paid to do what she loves.

"loving" and "brewing" are the same word.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You're not scoring any points here for Finnish being a serious language for exchanging ideas here.
I never hosed beer, I wonder how hard it is

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
FInnish :DDDDD::DD

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

By popular demand posted:

You're not scoring any points here for Finnish being a serious language for exchanging ideas here.
I never hosed beer, I wonder how hard it is

Well, unless you freeze it, not very.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

By popular demand posted:

You're not scoring any points here for Finnish being a serious language for exchanging ideas here.
I never hosed beer, I wonder how hard it is
generally 4-7% ABV

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Off-topic: the best mass-hosed Finnish beer is Koff Porter and it's 7,2% alcohol and I suggest you try it because it's the only decent porter I've ever tasted.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Off-topic: the best mass-hosed Finnish beer is Koff Porter and it's 7,2% alcohol and I suggest you try it because it's the only decent porter I've ever tasted.

That suggests that you actually don't like porters and so anyone who does should not take your advice because that one won't taste like a porter.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Barbie movie gets Vietnam ban over South China Sea map

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-66083761

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Off-topic: the best mass-hosed Finnish beer is Koff Porter and it's 7,2% alcohol and I suggest you try it because it's the only decent porter I've ever tasted.



W...why did you give it a rating then???

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

He is honor-bound to rate it fairly. Also it reminds me of the show Manswers telling viewers that the best way to get free beer is by searching the landfill for unopened expired ones (backed by statistics from the American Brewers Association on the number of expired beer thrown away every year).

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