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Byzantine posted:I mean that's basically the core Avengers Steroids, booze... more booze... radiation?
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Alan Smithee posted:For a sec I thought I was dead Have you checked?
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https://www.theguardian.com/film/2023/jun/30/alan-arkin-oscar-winning-actor-little-miss-sunshine-dies-aged-89 Edit: misread what not. dr_rat fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Jun 30, 2023 |
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Enos Cabell posted:Well poo poo, RIP Alan Arkin. Gonna watch the Jerky Boys movie in his honor
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dr_rat posted:I'm sure they make some really bad joke about it at the start and basically ignore it after that. kalel posted:the most tasteless unfunny thing I can think of is a joke about skin color/race where the punchline is the protagonist saying "check your privilege, jeez" so it's probably that It was "she's canadian"
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https://twitter.com/AniMat505/status/1675621142495653888 Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken is crashing and burning at the box office with the worst opening ever for a Dreamworks animated movie.
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If being timely with memes was enough to turn a profit Morbius would have been a huge hit.
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Alan Smithee posted:it's not about good Yeah this worked really great for Snakes on a Plane and Morbius.
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mycot posted:The automatic AI greenlighter not being able to tell the difference between ironic shitposting and genuine affection is going to produce some interesting results. Morbius was just the beginning. I’m just hoping people on social media figure out how to game it so that studios lose as much money as possible greenlighting and producing poo poo no one wants.
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None of my daughters had even heard of it. I only know about it because people in this thread posted about it a few weeks ago. I'm not even sure where it advertised, but those places didn't hit my family at all. EDIT: The bigger problem is my kids don't even go to the movies anymore. They stream poo poo on their phones or on the TV with their friends. I don't think they've asked me to take them to a theater since I went to see the D&D movie and my youngest wanted to go with me.
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Anonymous Zebra posted:None of my daughters had even heard of it. I only know about it because people in this thread posted about it a few weeks ago. I'm not even sure where it advertised, but those places didn't hit my family at all. The only place I saw ads for it was in front of other movies. But most of the streaming services I use don't have ads so who knows if it's on any of those
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Len posted:The only place I saw ads for it was in front of other movies. But most of the streaming services I use don't have ads so who knows if it's on any of those Yeah I saw the trailer for it before Spider-Verse. But after seeing Spider-Verse, all other animated films just pale in comparison.
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FlamingLiberal posted:I feel like all of these Mattel properties have been in development hell for ages.
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Anonymous Zebra posted:None of my daughters had even heard of it. I only know about it because people in this thread posted about it a few weeks ago. I'm not even sure where it advertised, but those places didn't hit my family at all. Hollywood had a relatively stable model that lasted for decades and produced good movies and within 10 years the private equity/vertical integration/ip management crowd managed to largely destroy it. The only guys consistently making money are old 80s holdouts who do things their way. They killed The Movies. Incredible!
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FlamingLiberal posted:I feel like all of these Mattel properties have been in development hell for ages. Mighty Max started out as toys that were just the boy version of Polly Pocket just have her meet up with the folks from the cartoon and get into crazy poo poo. Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Jul 3, 2023 |
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Surprise they didn’t announce an Uno movie
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FlamingLiberal posted:Speaking of Greta Gerwig, she has agreed to direct two films for a new Narnia film series You forget to mention it's for Netflix. So it probably won't be as restricted as the theatrical movies. Greta can make it as bloody or blasphemous as she wants.
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Alan Smithee posted:Surprise they didn’t announce an Uno movie In a shocking reverse, they just did!
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The MSJ posted:You forget to mention it's for Netflix. So it probably won't be as restricted as the theatrical movies. Greta can make it as bloody or blasphemous as she wants. The lion the witch and the wardrobe, the dark realistic remake where it's a real lion and a wiccan trapped in a small closet for an hour and a half.
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8one6 posted:There was nothing in the ads for Rudy Giuliani: teenage kraken that looked even remotely interesting. gently caress, the Flash at least looked like the fun kind of train wreck (I didn't see that one either). My kids and I watched Nimona last night and it was really good but I legit have never heard of the kraken movie so solid job by the studio on advertising there.
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:In a shocking reverse, they just did! I wish they didn't draw four additional films then.
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Alan Smithee posted:I’m told upon his death Aslan recited the Shahada and accepted the light of Islam You won't trick me again, Tash!
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The MSJ posted:You forget to mention it's for Netflix. So it probably won't be as restricted as the theatrical movies. Greta can make it as bloody or blasphemous as she wants. Finally, the Narnia adaptation in which they attack and dethrone God
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Alan Smithee posted:I’m told upon his death Aslan recited the Shahada and accepted the light of Islam Aslan was his slave name. Under the Tribe of Shabazz, he is Usama X.
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davidspackage posted:Finally, the Narnia adaptation in which they attack and dethrone God Think that's just His Dark Materials
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Neo Rasa posted:Mighty Max started out as toys that were just the boy version of Polly Pocket just have her meet up with the folks from the cartoon and get into crazy poo poo. Sweet, can't open the lovely site to see the embedded pictures without logging in and had to instead read the article. ...It was in that article that I learned Sony grabbed the rights to Candy Land and tried to make an Adam Sandler movie out of it. Edit: And "Unfrosted: The Pop-Tart Story" by Jerry Seinfeld Prowler fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Jul 3, 2023 |
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