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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Juventus financial crime whatsapp

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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
the you are the ref thread

also: hello :wave:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

the sex ghost posted:

Juventus financial crime whatsapp

Lol, thanks for reminding me of this

Shroud
May 11, 2009
Barcelona's levers/asset stripping. Are there going to be more this summer?

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



Breath Ray posted:

the you are the ref thread

also: hello :wave:

I miss that thread

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4B0_Sl2RHU

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Jamal Blackman

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

probably the most entertaining WC game ever. It had everything

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/peoplerepentlng/status/1674006508068274176

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
https://twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/1674264008977702912?s=20

"Don't give us the slow-mo! Oh no...."

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
American audiences only :(

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

ilmucche posted:

American audiences only :(
Try this:

https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1674265661093171204

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
I mean thanks but also oh my goodness

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Could've killed him

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
suddenly remembering funny football poo poo from the last 24 hours

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Frankston posted:

Could've killed him

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Odion Ighalo sitting on a throne in a golden jet

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
We need a new comedy compilation from the Australian league ASAP.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

The A-league final was pretty funny imo.

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

The a league yearly bloopers vids are goated

I miss them

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
The incredible poetry of Ryan Giggs

https://twitter.com/hltco/status/1560535457460527104?s=46&t=_akPFYiqAqKbxYd3RPf4Jg

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
thats reminded me of

https://www.caughtoffside.com/2021/06/20/michael-owen-rebecca-jane-text-messages/

Michael Owen posted:

“Come on then, fire them through. It’s a long boring trip to London so I need something to do… leave nothing to the imagination,” Owen said to her during a journey away from home.

After Rebecca obliged, he replied: “Tremendous by the way.”

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
How had I never heard of those before

A horrible little spod posted:

Well you went straight in there with a pic of your t**s so there’s no point taking a back step now. Hmmm. Not bad. Great t**. Definitely a no-go for social media.

Oh and apparently the woman he was texting is now the deputy leader of UKIP, and 100% wrote her own wikipedia page (paragraphs mine for legibility):

quote:

She married James[2] in 2005, with whom she had a daughter, Paris, in 2006, after which she suffered from severe post-natal depression.[2] While seven months pregnant with Paris, after suspecting James of having an affair,[4] and finding other private investigators unsympathetic[5] and unhirable for less than a day's wage plus expenses, she headed out with her friends Jess, Stephanie and Helen to surveil him;[2] she later discovered that he had six affairs in total,[4] to which she reacted by entering into an affair of her own.[2]

Spotting a gap in the market,[6] and finding other private investigators wanting unwilling to work for less than a day's wage plus expenses,[2] she established The Lady Detective Agency, a private investigation company; at the time, she was going by the name Rebecca Sutton-Gregory.[3] Her second husband, police officer[2] Ben Dowlers,[7] with whom she had a daughter,[8] Peach,[9] was her first ever boyfriend, when she was thirteen, and had previously been declined by her in Burnley when she was eighteen;[7] she moved from front-line investigation to marketing due to concerns from Ben's bosses that her work could be compromising for Ben.[2]

In January 2013, HarperCollins published her book, The Real Lady Detective Agency, about her experiences.[10] In 2015, she divorced Ben after she and her engaged neighbour had an eighteen-month affair,[11] and in 2018, she left the agency.[12]

Butterfly Valley fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Jul 3, 2023

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Butterfly Valley posted:

100% wrote her own wikipedia page

Oh wow yeah no doubt. But look how well sourced it is, that almost redeems it imo

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


i like to imagine he censored the word himself

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Butterfly Valley posted:

How had I never heard of those before

Oh and apparently the woman he was texting is now the deputy leader of UKIP, and 100% wrote her own wikipedia page (paragraphs mine for legibility):

was it a single tit

L.H.O.O.Q.
Jan 3, 2013

:coal:

Didn’t these turn out to be fake? Or was this one a real one and then people made up others? The Breville / Greville line from one for sure was made up by someone sadly

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

L.H.O.O.Q. posted:

Didn’t these turn out to be fake? Or was this one a real one and then people made up others? The Breville / Greville line from one for sure was made up by someone sadly

No this one at least is 100% real and read out on record in court

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

jesus WEP posted:

i like to imagine he censored the word himself

I choose to believe this

Butterfly Valley posted:

No this one at least is 100% real and read out on record in court

I still have a hard time believing this though

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Butterfly Valley posted:

How had I never heard of those before

Oh and apparently the woman he was texting is now the deputy leader of UKIP, and 100% wrote her own wikipedia page (paragraphs mine for legibility):

At this point it's not so much "Deputy Leader" as "The other person who is still a member".

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Today I am hard as a totem pole.

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
That Arsenal fan who made songs about players like 'its not gay if it's Aaron Ramsey'

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE3zeB-h3NA

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

That's worse than I remember it being

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

the time that aaron ramsey killed kim jong-il

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

He’s six foot two he will do you

https://youtu.be/MqSJMnrHPLw

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I know this only happened three days ago, but I forgot about it and just now remembered it.

L.H.O.O.Q.
Jan 3, 2013

:coal:
Kevin lasagna

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Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12262209/Woman-claims-Premier-League-footballer-highlights-night-out.html

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