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wooger posted:At least they don’t end up doing arena tours with barely 20 minutes of material. Isn't' that exactly what they've been doing?
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# ? Jun 23, 2023 13:39 |
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Mickolution posted:Isn't' that exactly what they've been doing? The football pundits I mean.
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# ? Jun 23, 2023 16:56 |
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football panellists should be selected like a jury. random ex-players who have better places to be and sigh loudly into their mics while checking their watches on camera
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# ? Jun 23, 2023 18:23 |
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wooger posted:The football pundits I mean. Yeah, so did I. There's some bullshit series Sky have been advertising that seems to follow them around UK & Ireland where they seem to be playing arena sized shows.
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# ? Jun 23, 2023 21:14 |
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wooger posted:They also have the same issue that UK comedy panel shows have too: a given set of ex footballer pundits are on everything all the time regardless of talent or likeability, 100% based on being signed up to a specific talent agency, very often one where the spouse of the show producer works. Yep. Example : Taskmaster, a show produced by a talent agency who sell their own talent to their own production. At this point it's basically in the initial representation contract.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 11:35 |
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Avalon have ruined comedy
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 12:25 |
Here’s my impression of the downright awful punditry that fans have to endure from anyone other than rebecca lowe and the two Robbie’s *feigned indignity and righteousness in a barely intelligible accent* You just can’t do that. Unless you’re my co-host when he played in that match in 1997 on a Tuesday in stoke, right? *forced laughter from everyone in the room in unison* HAHAAHHAHA
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 17:52 |
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You're just making me wish harder that the grim reaper had taken Neville instead of Sean Locke
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 21:33 |
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Nuclear Spoon posted:richarlison is going to score 25 goals next season i sincerely promise you that this will not happen
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# ? Jun 25, 2023 23:44 |
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tbp posted:i sincerely promise you that this will not happen You're going to be sorry when he's doing this dance at least 26 times this season.
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 15:55 |
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Eric Cantonese posted:
tbf 13 goals is a lot of goals to score when you miss half the season through suspensions for accumulated yellows
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 18:05 |
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Getting real bored of no football
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 19:47 |
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are the U21 euros and concacaf gold cup not good enough for you
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 19:51 |
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Frankston posted:Getting real bored of no football The Canadian Premier League is in full swing my friend
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 19:52 |
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I have to admit I’m a big fan of this “dance”.
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 20:25 |
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Chelsea can't give players 17 year contracts as a way to spread the fee over extra years anymore. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/jun/28/chelsea-suffer-blow-as-uefa-close-transfer-contract-loophole
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 20:07 |
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quote:European football’s governing body has also moved to prevent clubs colluding to inflate the value of players for accounting purposes. Huge blow for fans of financial crime everywhere
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 20:34 |
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That’s why the guy bought Strasbourg, a club that can buy all the players that don’t work at Chelsea for stupidly inflated sums and then collapse after an FFP investigation
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 20:44 |
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Shrapnig posted:Chelsea can't give players 17 year contracts as a way to spread the fee over extra years anymore.
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 21:47 |
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Fortunately it’s Chelsea so they will not be able to exploit their ill-gotten gains in any way
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 21:50 |
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It's not really a loophole, it's how numbers work in football. It's just dangerous to offer contracts that long, and FFP at it's core is mostly trying to prevent another Portsmouth/Rangers/Parma situation. So it makes sense that FFP would remove the accounting incentive to offer long contacts. The US sports leagues all have rules on maximum contract length for the owner's benefit
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 22:49 |
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Arsenal fans sign some great players and still spend all their time talking about Chelsea.
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 22:50 |
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Vegetable posted:They knew this loophole was going to be closed at some point, which is why they rushed so many of these transfers. Those deals are now grandfathered in and no one else gets to enjoy the same benefits. The benefits seemingly being "Sell those players at a loss after 1 year".
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 09:31 |
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City did more financial crimes https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/man-city-uae-payments-premier-league-htg63m07r quote:A mystery figure from the United Arab Emirates paid Manchester City £30 million, a leaked report has revealed.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 21:31 |
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Isn’t “a mystery figure” just another name for one of their sponsors that don’t actually exist
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 22:02 |
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sticksy posted:Isn’t “a mystery figure” just another name for one of their sponsors that don’t actually exist It sounds like City didn’t even bother funneling through one of their fake sponsors and just had some Qatari royal write City a check.
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 22:29 |
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There's going to be an £80m accounting entry for "trying to bring Pep's hair back" and they will ask Rob Holding to be an expert witness in the price of transplants
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# ? Jun 29, 2023 22:49 |
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Xabi posted:I have to admit I’m a big fan of this “dance”.
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# ? Jul 2, 2023 16:56 |
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https://twitter.com/JacobsBen/status/1675827728312827904
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 15:45 |
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Saudis saved Leeds from themselves by taking this clown off the market and as such they are cool now
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 15:52 |
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Lol, lmao
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 15:52 |
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the sex ghost posted:Saudis saved Leeds from themselves by taking this clown off the market and as such they are cool now with the way they're throwing money around and seemingly nobody giving a poo poo don't be shocked when they buy leeds and install him then
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 16:00 |
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The further this fraud oval office is away from Villa the better so this is a great move imo
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 18:41 |
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I hope the number of Liverpool fans saying “future Liverpool manager” has now been reduced to 0 (zero).
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 19:43 |
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Plenty of time to manage Liverpool I’m the future
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 19:48 |
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non-zero chance that gerrard shows up to a dinner at the owners and finds a bunch of sheikhs wearing demba ba chelsea kits, all wanting to get a photo recreating The Moment
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 19:51 |
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Xabi posted:I hope the number of Liverpool fans saying “future Liverpool manager” has now been reduced to 0 (zero). i'd comp[letely forgotten about the guy in your av until this post and it made me do an irl lol
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 20:22 |
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kri kri posted:Plenty of time to manage Liverpool I’m the future You might be, good luck op
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# ? Jul 3, 2023 22:05 |
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Eric Cantonese posted:
i loving despise him so much lol
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 00:48 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 18:20 |
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Frankston posted:Getting real bored of no football same. it was cool for a few weeks but i'm over it now. lets get a move on
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 00:50 |