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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It's a special kind of JenkLife to dig through the landfill for free beer.
We need a new :barf: Maybe :beerf:

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Elviscat posted:



W...why did you give it a rating then???

Also weird in that what makes it good is that it has absolutely zero hints of chocolate or coffee. But then I've only drank it in-date.

Also why would anyone put a foil sticker on the bottom? (Except to hide the date lmao.)

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Elviscat posted:



W...why did you give it a rating then???

Shangy’s was pretty cool, they had lots of interesting beers. Perhaps the secret is they’re all old and expired

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

did it work?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

uber_stoat posted:

did it work?

No, the opposite. The warning actually caused more men to try.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





He was hoping for some anty-inflammatory effects

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Honey came out and she caught me red-membered
Creepin' with the ants out doors
Picture this, I was all butt naked
Bangin' on the ants’ nest home

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Blue Moonlight posted:

Honey came out and she caught me red-membered
Creepin' with the ants out doors
Picture this, I was all butt naked
Bangin' on the ants’ nest home

:laffo:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

That’s his fetish, and the penis enlarging story is just cover.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Blue Moonlight posted:

Honey came out and she caught me red-membered
Creepin' with the ants out doors
Picture this, I was all butt naked
Bangin' on the ants’ nest home

...It wasn't bee...

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Inceltown posted:

She's probably rate limited too

Elon probably is too

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Blue Moonlight posted:

Honey came out and she caught me red-membered
Creepin' with the ants out doors
Picture this, I was all butt naked
Bangin' on the ants’ nest home

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

...It wasn't bee...

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Somehow to me the strangest thing is that they use "manhood" as a euphemism but then immediately afterward they just go ahead and say "penis"

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I mean, sticking toxic masculinity into a stinging ant colony might be the way to go.

Dylan16807
May 12, 2010

Sir Lemming posted:

Somehow to me the strangest thing is that they use "manhood" as a euphemism but then immediately afterward they just go ahead and say "penis"

Now that you mention that, the even weirder part is that gets it backwards. He specifically wanted to make his penis bigger and he got the ants over his entire manhood.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Dylan16807 posted:

Now that you mention that, the even weirder part is that gets it backwards. He specifically wanted to make his penis bigger and he got the ants over his entire manhood.

Have you seen ants? They're tiny so the ants make it look a lot bigger.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I hope they weren't fire ants.

Cause then it would burn when he pees.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I hate the word manhood. Feels gross

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Milo and POTUS posted:

I hate the word manhood. Feels gross

You can just call it the foreskin if you want

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Legit interested as to what the good Reverend has to say about the topic.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Have to get it hard first

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Sir Lemming posted:

Somehow to me the strangest thing is that they use "manhood" as a euphemism but then immediately afterward they just go ahead and say "penis"

You can't just throw 2 penises in there, that close together

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Confused entomologist joins bugchaser forum, attempts to follow advice about "hot mounds"

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Amphigory posted:

You can't just throw 2 penises in there, that close together

Not what she said

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Sir Lemming posted:

Somehow to me the strangest thing is that they use "manhood" as a euphemism but then immediately afterward they just go ahead and say "penis"

Headline editors hate repeating words, so they have an engorged thesaurus on standby at all times.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Splicer posted:

Confused entomologist joins bugchaser forum, attempts to follow advice about "hot mounds"

lol

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
they wrote an article about one of y'all.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Canadian pastry, however, is still a powerhouse.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Marcade posted:

Canadian pastry, however, is still a powerhouse.

You don't gently caress about with a butter tart.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Elviscat posted:



W...why did you give it a rating then???

Not just a rating. “gently caress you assholes for selling me expired product” still almost warranted a 4/5!

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



I did some statistics collecting for a beer festival some years back and a simple rule of thumb came out of that: the more people had voted, the closer the average score for the beer would be to 3.75. Regardless of what it was. Anything with a thousand votes that still scored below that simply wasn't remarkable. Anything even a tenth above that was worth trying or had a strong word of mouth reputation before the festival (people easily talk themselves into also liking beer called the best of something). All sorts of self selection and biases make votes below three rare. People are also somewhat hesitant to rate something five. Beers that were hard to come by were more likely to get rated at all, as if they just want to advertise what they managed to bag. Such a weird microcosm of human behavior.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


People suck at numerical rating of stuff, I've been recommending that these forums would for example use a Yeah, Meh, Nuh scale (+,0,-) for rating good, unremarkable and bad threads.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

By popular demand posted:

People suck at numerical rating of stuff, I've been recommending that these forums would for example use a Yeah, Meh, Nuh scale (+,0,-) for rating good, unremarkable and bad threads.

So your name is pretty fitting then.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1674491189414752265

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Baby Gronk will wear his skin and eat his heart to take his power.

The General
Mar 4, 2007



I am reading the article and there are words but none of them make any sense.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

The General posted:

I am reading the article and there are words but none of them make any sense.

It all started when Livvy Dunne rizzed up Baby Gronk…

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




The General posted:

I am reading the article and there are words but none of them make any sense.

This is the forbidden knowledge that drives men mad that Lovecraft warned us about.

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