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lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





I fixed it.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


History Comes Inside! posted:

Yeah that’s most likely a deliberate choice to foil people watching for patterns and/or avoid leaving behind an obvious set of prints on the screen lined up with the relevant numbers

Ive made apps and documentation in a similar way for the mining industry to randomize questions to safety checklists.

EDIT: Yeah I meant questions, not answers. Randomizing their answers would be an entry in the OSH thread.

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 08:49 on Jul 4, 2023

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
There are plenty of PINs and password I couldn't write down on paper because it's all muscle memory. That would be a nice way to lock me out.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


While we're on the subject of passwords: Use a password manager and keep your encrypted datafile on the cloud.
That way you need only remember the master password and the loss of a device won't mean the loss of all your data.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


Life must be rough for anyone who legitimately finds this "terrifying". You may want to cover your eyes for this next one.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The Moon Monster posted:

Life must be rough for anyone who legitimately finds this "terrifying". You may want to cover your eyes for this next one.

It's terrifying because everyone in the clip are dead now and it reminds us all that we too shall soon pass.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Inceltown posted:

It's terrifying because everyone in the clip are dead now and it reminds us all that we too shall soon pass.

We will? Oh thank god.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

By popular demand posted:

While we're on the subject of passwords: Use a password manager and keep your encrypted datafile on the cloud.
That way you need only remember the master password and the loss of a device won't mean the loss of all your data.

And when the cloud provider gets hacked, you won't even need to remember the master password

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnbd1exbIco

Jan Švankmajer's Alice is in the same vein but much more creepy and cursed. Click "cc" for subtitles.

It's live-action + stop-motion animation hybrid. the White Rabbit is a taxidermied rabbit who spits sawdust.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
What next, are you going to poke fun at the hobbit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajknsrDX-VY

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Inceltown posted:

It's terrifying because everyone in the clip are dead now and it reminds us all that we too shall soon pass.

So hosed that this post reminded me of some hot girl in college who got "this too shall pass" tattooed on her collarbone but the artist wrote "to"

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




codo27 posted:

So hosed that this post reminded me of some hot girl in college who got "this too shall pass" tattooed on her collarbone but the artist wrote "to"

I respect people who commit to ragebait posts that hard.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


mobby_6kl posted:

And when the cloud provider gets hacked, you won't even need to remember the master password

If your master password is strong than this is literally impossible. Enter four random words here and see or check out this chart:

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

By popular demand posted:

If your master password is strong than this is literally impossible. Enter four random words here and see or check out this chart:


I'll see you and raise you a cursed infographic on the same topic.



Source: https://www.betterbuys.com/estimating-password-cracking-times/

Don't even worry about how hilariously wrong it is, the data presentation alone is worth a few moments to examine closely.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

By popular demand posted:

If your master password is strong than this is literally impossible. Enter four random words here and see or check out this chart:


This assumes that people are in fact using four random words, that there is no issues with the implementation of encryption, that some idiot didn't store plaintext passwords in the database, that the password didn't already show up in another leak, etc, etc.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
How often are passwords actually brute-forced vs. just being hacked from one site and tested for reused passwords on other sites? Like who is actually out there dedicating months of run time to cracking my Hulu password.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Cracking a huge batch of (unsalted) passwords from a leak, then credential stuffing all over the place, is pretty common actually. Buy some GPU time with stolen credit cards and get crackin'.

You, personally? Nobody cares, of course. But if your ICQ account was in a leak of hashes and you used the same password for hulu? Well…

e: also, the times are wildly off and they differ heavily between hashing algos. md5 vs. bcrypt is a difference of many orders of magnitude

Antigravitas fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Jul 4, 2023

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Wingnut Ninja posted:

How often are passwords actually brute-forced vs. just being hacked from one site and tested for reused passwords on other sites? Like who is actually out there dedicating months of run time to cracking my Hulu password.

Your password in particular? Nobody. But when a big dump of password hashes gets stolen from a site, it's absolutely a thing to run a high-powered password cracker against that list and be sure of breaking at least some small percentage of them. So if your password sucks, congrats, the bad guy has it now, even though he's never heard of you.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Powered Descent posted:

Your password in particular? Nobody. But when a big dump of password hashes gets stolen from a site, it's absolutely a thing to run a high-powered password cracker against that list and be sure of breaking at least some small percentage of them. So if your password sucks, congrats, the bad guy has it now, even though he's never heard of you.

Ah, that makes a lot more sense if you can run your guesses against thousands or millions of accounts and just pick out which ones match.

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST

By popular demand posted:

If your master password is strong than this is literally impossible. Enter four random words here and see or check out this chart:


I have to keep far too many accounts in the instant zone because of password length limits good thing they have two factor on them, oh wait it took all of five minuets to figure out how to get around that due to mobile numbers being insecure by their very nature lol.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
All of my passwords are 20+ characters of random garbage generated by 1Password.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
All of my passwords are things like:

FlapYoJacks69
coldpudding420
Wingnut_NinjaXXX

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Wingnut Ninja posted:

How often are passwords actually brute-forced vs. just being hacked from one site and tested for reused passwords on other sites? Like who is actually out there dedicating months of run time to cracking my Hulu password.

I am, and I'm sick of it. Can you just tell me, my family is starving

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

My passwords are all poop emojis.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


All my passwords are LowtaxCookieAppreciator42069LOL

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
oh so you're the reason I can't use that on PornHub bc it's taken

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Whenever I try to post my password, it shows up as stars in the post. Does it work for everyone? Is SA protecting our passwords? Here:


*************

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

mobby_6kl posted:

Whenever I try to post my password, it shows up as stars in the post. Does it work for everyone? Is SA protecting our passwords? Here:


*************

SlipperyToes1488

Does it show stars for you guys? Doesn't for me.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



It works for me, but my password is literally all asterisks

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Just pick a common pass phrase and put the site name at the end, that way each is secure and unique and you'll never have to remember any of them.

MyFuckingPasswordFor_SA

MyFuckingPasswordFor_Google

MyFuckingPasswordFor_Amazon

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Works great up until someone hacks one of your passwords.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

ultrafilter posted:

Works great up until someone hacks one of your passwords.

Fine then, just add a number at the end equal to the number of letters in the site name x 2.

MyFuckingPasswordFor_Google12

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Azhais posted:

What next, are you going to poke fun at the hobbit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajknsrDX-VY

no irony, that's a much better version than jackson's

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


All of my passwords are audio files of apes grunting sexually.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

flubber nuts posted:

All of my passwords are audio files of apes grunting sexually.

Could you send me those? It's for research.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

flubber nuts posted:

All of my passwords are audio files of apes grunting sexually.

That's my pornhub history.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

flubber nuts posted:

All of my passwords are audio files of apes grunting sexually.

So you bugged your mom's bedroom?

Elrond Hubbard
Mar 30, 2007

To ERH
*everyone applauds*

ChubbyChecker posted:

no irony, that's a much better version than jackson's

It can be made more cursed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1uyszL1oGc

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Vakal posted:

Fine then, just add a number at the end equal to the number of letters in the site name x 2.

MyFuckingPasswordFor_Google12

You have to spell it backwards they'll never expect that

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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
cursed passwords is not a password

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