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The Modi chariot was so loving funny and stupid. He also bussed in a bunch of his supporters and made it hard for others to buy tickets so it was a very strange test all around.
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goatface posted:The money imbalance is crippling. I don't know how they can fix it short of telling India to get tae gently caress, and India would almost certainly take their ball and go home. Absolutely which is why I try to celebrate the little wins when they come. The only way this changes is if there ends up being another market of similar market value joining: and short of cricket becoming a sensation in America or China; or Pakistan having a sudden economic boom that isn't happening any time soon
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 20:06 |
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gay picnic defence posted:lol if this forces them to close the long room to members or provide new rooms for the players that don't involve them waking in close proximity to a bunch of drunk tories. I feel bad for the Australian players for having to endure that awful loving prawn sandwich and gin breath from those chucklfucks.
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# ? Jul 4, 2023 20:23 |
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Perfectly normal and balanced human. https://twitter.com/cricketcomau/status/1676389679984410624
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 03:10 |
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VOTE1 posted:Perfectly normal and balanced human. That's crazy. He's an odd fellow
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 04:32 |
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Hedgehog Pie posted:As an aside, as someone who very much goes in and out of cricket depending on the seasons, I only just learnt that the massive stadium in Ahmedabad (which will host the World Cup final) is now called the Narendra Modi Stadium because lol of course it is. As corrupt and hosed as we will all agree that the BCCI is, (the current secretary never played even at Ranji Trophy level and is only there because he is the son of the Home Affairs Minister, an even more racist pile of poo poo than Modi himself). Modi and the BJP are worse. But this is the cricket thread, not the hosed up world that is Indian politics thread.
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 05:08 |
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Some nice perspective in these trying timesquote:It’s often said that to win a Test match, you need to take 20 wickets. At Lord’s in 2023, Australia proved that this is not true.
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 07:33 |
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I assume that satire piece is indistinguishable from actual UK articles written in earnest.
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 09:35 |
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Amoeba102 posted:I assume that satire piece is indistinguishable from actual UK articles written in earnest. The UK is indistinguishable from satire at the moment tbf
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 09:41 |
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VOTE1 posted:Perfectly normal and balanced human. I guess if you spend hours each day holding them you get to know each one pretty well.
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 09:46 |
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This is my bat there are many like it but this one is mine
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 09:48 |
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IceAgeComing posted:The only way this changes is if there ends up being another market of similar market value joining: and short of cricket becoming a sensation in America or China; or Pakistan having a sudden economic boom that isn't happening any time soon So you're telling me our only hope is Major League Cricket? I'll start digging my own grave.
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 09:51 |
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England have named their XI for tomorrow: Anderson, Pope and Tongue out, Wood, Ali and Woakes in
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 11:23 |
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Brook at 3 is weird.
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 11:37 |
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:England have named their XI for tomorrow: Anderson, Pope and Tongue out, Wood, Ali and Woakes in I'm surprised they dropped Tongue
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 11:39 |
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Continuing to play Robinson despite his pace falling off a cliff is also weird.
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 11:42 |
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tarbrush posted:I'm surprised they dropped Tongue Easily the pick of their bowlers right? He did well and should feel unlucky
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 12:12 |
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Hyperriker posted:Easily the pick of their bowlers right? He did well and should feel unlucky Yeah. I suppose I can understand protecting a young guy from what it quite likely to be a febrile and pressurised game even by the standards of this tour. Even so, much rather have him than Woakes.
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 12:19 |
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If they just want someone to bowl endless short poo poo it doesn't really matter.
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 12:24 |
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Hyperriker posted:Easily the pick of their bowlers right? He did well and should feel unlucky Yeah only him and Broad looked all that threatening. Feels kinda weird that Ali is coming back in as well? He wasn’t that great in the first test even before the finger injury I thought
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 12:32 |
I'd have picked Tongue, Wood and Head.
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 13:16 |
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https://twitter.com/aljwhite/status/1676548433446879235?s=61&t=VUs9n3L25619VZouCtT7XQ
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Ratios and Tendency posted:I'd have picked Tongue, Wood and Head. Playing for the wrong team, I see.
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 13:31 |
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ssmagus posted:Playing for the wrong team, I see. Or maybe it's the right team
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 13:41 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:As corrupt and hosed as we will all agree that the BCCI is, (the current secretary never played even at Ranji Trophy level and is only there because he is the son of the Home Affairs Minister, an even more racist pile of poo poo than Modi himself). From what I've been reading the BJP's own corruption is bleeding well into the BCCI. Everything from the comically favourable pitches to the way they select people can be mapped onto how the BJP uses the cricket team to justify their agenda. I've been holding off on posting this because the ashes is so much more compelling but India test selection is bonkers right now. They've basically given up on promoting people who play well in the Ranji trophy and are instead just calling up IPL guys. Number 1 big boy Sarafraz Khan has averaged like 80 over the past 3 years and they passed him over yet again. Anyway, back to the good poo poo. In Andy Zaltzman's article he says that England has scored more runs than Australia and have a higher average yet are still down 2-0. He then explains why: quote:This year's scoreline has statistical novelty to go with its febrile on-pitch drama. And never, after two Ashes Tests, has either side had a worse extras conceded difference than minus 60. Now you might read this like me and conclude that maybe he's going to suggest that England field an actual wicket keeper but no, that does not seem like a plausible option for either him or Ben Stokes. E: Article: https://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/66097255 BWV fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Jul 5, 2023 |
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Vando posted:So you're telling me our only hope is Major League Cricket? I'll start digging my own grave. Buddy, I just learned about MLC yesterday and let me tell you how psyched I am to have my own Super Kings within (squints) 2000 miles Faf! Jason Roy! All the stars are here!
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Deathlove posted:Buddy, I just learned about MLC yesterday and let me tell you how psyched I am to have my own Super Kings within (squints) 2000 miles And they'll alllll be signin' autographs! I like how cricket seems particularly fertile for Simpsons quotes for some reason. My favourite Carey/Bairstow meme has been Rowdy Roddy Keeper (oh, that man is sick!!).
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 15:19 |
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gonna be real with you glenn it doesn't sound quite as snappy
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 17:49 |
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"My dick" rolls off the tongue a lot easier *leaves door ajar*
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 01:05 |
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Sounds like Green might be too sore to play meaning The Bison could be making a return What's Neser got to do to get a look in other than change his last name to a bog
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 03:05 |
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I think aus would be nuts not just taking an extra bowler. Neser can arguably bat as well as green at the moment too.
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 03:36 |
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Still time to select Shaun Marsh
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 03:40 |
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All signs point to MMarsh unless it's a ruse Welp hopefully his limited overs form carries over...
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 10:29 |
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MMarsh selected, sigh england win the toss and choose to bowl first there goes our hopes and dreams for a first over mankad by australia
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 10:35 |
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The Big Bison! Just pop the Ashes in the post to Australia now tia.
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 10:39 |
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drunkill posted:MMarsh selected, sigh please please please let Bairstow try and do what Carey did on the first ball
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 10:41 |
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KajiTheMelonMan posted:please please please let Bairstow try and do what Carey did on the first ball I am desperately hoping for Warner to get ROBed first ball
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 10:43 |
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He'd probably miss the stumps.
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# ? Jul 6, 2023 10:44 |
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God I hate this England lineup. They've done really well to be competitive with a more talented Australia in spite of their brain farts, but this is grim.
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It'll be interesting to see how Australia cheat this time.
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