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freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

GrandMaster posted:

Fruit punch meat, smallgoods dreamed up by the utterly derranged
What in the actual gently caress

Some people pay good money to get their meat punched. Let me know if you need more detail from either side of the transaction

# ? Jul 5, 2023 14:26

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# ? May 25, 2024 00:59

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

SMHD at all these non-knowers.

You sucking your hard dick really showed them LMAO

# ? Jul 5, 2023 14:27

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

idkmybffjill

# ? Jul 5, 2023 14:33

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

great big cardboard tube posted:

I'm smdhing my drat head at this conversation fwiw

I LOLed out loud in IRL life. But you know what they say about abbreviations: it's what's.

# ? Jul 5, 2023 14:35

Hempuli: Nov 16, 2011

For years the only read I had for SMH was "So Much Hate"; I knew it couldn't be correct but couldn't remember what the actual acronym is (it's "Shaking My Head").
It made for some funny reads of posts because So Much Hate kinda fits well into the sentences where you'd use Shaking Me Head in.

Funny images, of the Text variety:

# ? Jul 5, 2023 14:36

Kevin Bacon: Sep 22, 2010

ianal, but otoh.....

# ? Jul 5, 2023 14:37

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

You anal? Call me

# ? Jul 5, 2023 14:40

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

JFC! Just RTFM FFS and be done with it!

# ? Jul 5, 2023 14:47

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

marshmallow creep posted:

This whole conversation reminds me how for ages I misunderstood ftfy.

I thought it was "gently caress that gently caress you."

Most of the time I see that I think it says "for the loving win" and assume it's a joke I don't get.

Hempuli posted:

For years the only read I had for SMH was "So Much Hate"; I knew it couldn't be correct but couldn't remember what the actual acronym is (it's "Shaking My Head").
It made for some funny reads of posts because So Much Hate kinda fits well into the sentences where you'd use Shaking Me Head in.

I've found that more people I ask assume it means "so much hate" than anything else.

# ? Jul 5, 2023 14:57

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Hempuli posted:

It's cruel to spread gossip about Hvad Alena

# ? Jul 5, 2023 15:07

sick of Applebees: Nov 7, 2008

Biplane posted:

ymmv

Goddamn seppos, it's ykmv

# ? Jul 5, 2023 15:18

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

sick of Applebees posted:

Goddamn seppos, it's ykmv

ynmmv

# ? Jul 5, 2023 15:20

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

My wife: *goes for mammogram*

Doctor:

Hempuli posted:

Hell, I�ll go for the two people

# ? Jul 5, 2023 15:22

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Biplane posted:

ymmv

you make me vomit

# ? Jul 5, 2023 15:28

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

freeedr posted:

My wife: *goes for mammogram*

Doctor:

Hell, I�ll go for the two people

If you go between 5pm and 7pm the two people will be some wee knights.

# ? Jul 5, 2023 15:35

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

On my grandmas winnebago the fender bent backwards quickly

# ? Jul 5, 2023 15:36

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

My roundups of dumb Instagram things seem to generate massive derails and I feel a perverse sense of pride about it.

# ? Jul 5, 2023 16:06

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Trabant posted:

My roundups of dumb Instagram things seem to generate massive derails and I feel a perverse sense of pride about it.

At this point I�m more here for the derails lol. Like four text posts in a row? Better scroll up, at least one of those pics was good.

# ? Jul 5, 2023 16:40

burexas.irom: Oct 29, 2007; I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Kevin Bacon posted:

ianal, but otoh.....

Wanna go camping?

# ? Jul 5, 2023 16:43

Dameius: Apr 3, 2006

burexas.irom posted:

Wanna go camping?

In the Alps, surely?

# ? Jul 5, 2023 16:51

great big cardboard tube: Sep 3, 2003

any excuse to post the best emote

# ? Jul 5, 2023 16:54

1: Feb 28, 2007; 1️⃣
Just another number.

Hempuli posted:

Why is every item on the Arabic side the exact same width? :psyduck:

Is it common in Arabic graphic design to make things look like the equivalent of:

# ? Jul 5, 2023 17:13

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

1 posted:

Why is every item on the Arabic side the exact same width?

Is it common in Arabic graphic design to make things look like the equivalent of:

?

I don't know the reason but I'm sure it's justified.

# ? Jul 5, 2023 17:20

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Lobok posted:

I don't know the reason but I'm sure it's justified.

# ? Jul 5, 2023 17:22

1: Feb 28, 2007; 1️⃣
Just another number.

Lobok posted:

I don't know the reason but I'm sure it's justified.

# ? Jul 5, 2023 17:27

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

sick of Applebees posted:

Goddamn seppos, it's ykmv

kilometerage?

# ? Jul 5, 2023 17:31

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

YMMV = your metering may vary

# ? Jul 5, 2023 17:33

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

# ? Jul 5, 2023 17:36

Woebin: Feb 6, 2006

YTMND (Yeah, Too Many Nauseating Derails) ITT

# ? Jul 5, 2023 17:37

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

1 posted:

Why is every item on the Arabic side the exact same width?

Is it common in Arabic graphic design to make things look like the equivalent of:

?

Arabic Graphic Design is my passion

# ? Jul 5, 2023 19:26

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Whooping Crabs posted:

american radiators building

# ? Jul 5, 2023 20:09

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

When I first saw lots of people using FTW in online games I had only known the biker slang meaning gently caress The World. I was like goddamn these kids are nihilists

# ? Jul 5, 2023 20:10

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Snowy posted:

When I first saw lots of people using FTW in online games I had only known the biker slang meaning gently caress The World. I was like goddamn these kids are nihilists

Who would�ve known Hell�s Angels were such heavy users of gamespy

# ? Jul 5, 2023 20:11