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Imagine living in fear of temporarily embarassed chicken mcnuggets
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Goons are the world's #1 bird fearers. Ooooh what about the dread ratites? They can kick a full grown bull elephant to death! There isn't a bird on this earth that I couldn't roll out of bed and utterly destroy and yes I'm aware of the existence of cassowaries. Geese are only a problem because we don't want to hurt them when they come at us.
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Jul 5, 2023 19:10
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Are you allowed the use of tools ? Or just naked in a large room. I think in that scenario a large eagle could kill you easily
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Jul 5, 2023 19:14
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zoux posted:Goons are the world's #1 bird fearers. Ooooh what about the dread ratites? They can kick a full grown bull elephant to death! I’ve fought a goose and I’ll do it again Edit: I’ve been informed his name is “Geese Howard” and he is not a Goose
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Jul 5, 2023 19:16
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euphronius posted:Are you allowed the use of tools ? Yeah you're allowed tools: youre fists
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Jul 5, 2023 19:16
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Naked in a room with a thousand budgies.
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Jul 5, 2023 19:16
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I got attacked by a swan while kayaking a few days ago and I would absolutely not do it again unless the swan took an anger management course first
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Jul 5, 2023 19:17
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Brawnfire posted:Naked in a room with a thousand budgies. I tried to get out but they wouldn’t budge
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Jul 5, 2023 19:17
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I was attacked by a swan when I was like 5 and my dad kicked it in the head and it flounced off immediately. Shitass birds.
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Jul 5, 2023 19:18
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Goon animal loathing never gets old
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Jul 5, 2023 19:20
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euphronius posted:Are you allowed the use of tools ? It’s 2 foot nothing with hollow bones, I would hit it with The People’s Elbow
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Jul 5, 2023 19:21
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zoux posted:It’s 2 foot nothing with hollow bones, I would hit it with The People’s Elbow How about do your own dirty work rather than relying on the government.
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Jul 5, 2023 19:26
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The Peoples Elbow sounds like SOCIALISM to me!!!
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Jul 5, 2023 19:27
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“I need the government to protect me from hollow bones” - This guy and the milk lobby, probably
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Jul 5, 2023 19:28
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Spanish Manlove posted:Goon animal loathing never gets old Goons are weirdly fascinated with the idea of fighting geese/swans, but honestly I won't judge, I don't like those birds either
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Jul 5, 2023 19:30
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It’s one of those internet badass things like the fuckin how many toddlers question that can bring out irreverence until someone brings out their minecraft bird torture porn
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Jul 5, 2023 19:33
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I think you are discounting the abilities of an animal evolutionary perfected to kill soft mammals
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Jul 5, 2023 19:34
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Grassy Knowles posted:I’ve fought a goose and I’ll do it again He's three geese in a trenchcoat, thus the name.
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Jul 5, 2023 19:38
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Grassy Knowles posted:until someone brings out their minecraft bird torture porn
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Jul 5, 2023 19:43
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Pope Hilarius II posted:This is not quite right. Castilian Spanish, Greek and Arabic all have the [θ] in their vocal inventory. Besides, even if it doesn't exist in my language, I found [θ] (and [ð]) not that hard to learn. When I speak English, what usually betrays me is that my rhythm isn't quite as it should be for a native speaker. My most successful con lasted about one minute when a British person thought I was also actually British. Americans were much easier to trick. The Irish simply didn't give two shits. it says 92.5% clearly you are in the 7.5% that does have the [th] sound jesus christ did you even read the meme aaagh gently caress
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Jul 5, 2023 19:59
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I like geese, they are like feathered yobs, sidle up to you and make aggressive noises until you either fight them or give them something to go away.
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Jul 5, 2023 20:00
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I geese they’re alright
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Jul 5, 2023 20:01
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The only animal I would fight is god, and only because his sins outweigh my own. or like a moth if it looked particularly yummy.
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Jul 5, 2023 20:11
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Boba Pearl posted:or like a moth if it looked particularly yummy. You lost me boba
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Jul 5, 2023 20:15
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My cats have always looked disgusted and dry mouthed after catching moths
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Jul 5, 2023 20:15
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 Tell me you don't want to give it a little taste.
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Jul 5, 2023 20:20
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Boba Pearl posted:
I want it to fly ahead to the quest markers in my life
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Jul 5, 2023 20:21
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everyone real tough until a real moth eater shows up imo.Grassy Knowles posted:I want it to fly ahead to the quest markers in my life I change my answers
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Jul 5, 2023 20:21
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Boba Pearl posted:
i can almost hear it bugging me to "hey! listen!"
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Jul 5, 2023 20:21
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Boba Pearl posted:
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Jul 5, 2023 20:21
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Boba Pearl posted:
that doesn't look like food, that looks like friend
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Jul 5, 2023 20:22
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mystes posted:wtf no how could you eat such a cute moth It's doing the hitler salute.
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Jul 5, 2023 20:22
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moth dust is actually tiny scales, so it would be analogous to licking a clownfish, or a dragon
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Jul 5, 2023 20:23
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zoux posted:It's doing the hitler salute. 
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Jul 5, 2023 20:23
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ugh, you say moths look edible and everyone loses their minds, but pigs being edible...
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Jul 5, 2023 20:23
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I'll try any animal once
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Jul 5, 2023 20:23
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Salted and cured, preferably
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Jul 5, 2023 20:24
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ty that's all I'm saying, I want to know if things that look like cotton candy are poisonous, venomous, or deliciousnous
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Jul 5, 2023 20:24
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zoux posted:Goons are the world's #1 bird fearers. Ooooh what about the dread ratites? They can kick a full grown bull elephant to death! I like crows and magpies. Anyway I'll see you at practice, friend!
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Boba Pearl posted:ugh, you say moths look edible and everyone loses their minds, but pigs being edible... pigs know what they did
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