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Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

Large Testicles posted:

pigs know what they did

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Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Boba Pearl posted:

ugh, you say moths look edible and everyone loses their minds, but pigs being edible...

Pigs may be edible, but would you lick one?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

I don't like cops but cannibalism is where I draw a hard line

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I don't want to fight birds, though they do suck.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Real men don't eat honey, they chew on bees.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Carbon dioxide posted:

Real men don't eat honey, they chew on bees.

Eggs? Just chomp on seagull.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

If birds are dinosaurs, then whales are fish.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Tenebrais posted:

Pigs may be edible, but would you lick one?

If I could give it a bath first, sure.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Birds are real.

Source: LITERALLY A BIRD posts here and is a good poster and is LITERALLY A BIRD

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

BonHair posted:

If birds are dinosaurs, then whales are fish.

That's right.

quote:

hen Jonah prayed unto the Lord his God out of the fish's belly,

2 And said, I cried by reason of mine affliction unto the Lord, and he heard me; out of the belly of hell cried I, and thou heardest my voice.

3 For thou hadst cast me into the deep, in the midst of the seas; and the floods compassed me about : all thy billows and thy waves passed over me.

4 Then I said, I am cast out of thy sight; yet I will look again toward thy holy temple.

5 The waters compassed me about, even to the soul: the depth closed me round about, the weeds were wrapped about my head.

6 I went down to the bottoms of the mountains; the earth with her bars was about me for ever: yet hast thou brought up my life from corruption, O Lord my God.

7 When my soul fainted within me I remembered the Lord: and my prayer came in unto thee, into thine holy temple.

8 They that observe lying vanities forsake their own mercy.

9 But I will sacrifice unto thee with the voice of thanksgiving; I will pay that that I have vowed. Salvation is of the Lord.

10 And the Lord spake unto the fish, and it vomited out Jonah upon the dry land.

mystes
May 31, 2006

BonHair posted:

If birds are dinosaurs, then whales are fish.
Fish are a paraphyletic group without a scientifically valid definition, unlike dinosaurs, but if you did try to define them as an actual monophyletic group then whales and humans would both be fish because that's how modern taxonomy works (the most recent common ancestor of everything we call fish is also an ancestor of tetrapods)

However since dinosauria is specifically defined as a clade of animals in a way that the term "fish" doesn't claim to be currently, arguably it's not reasonable to say that "whales are fish" in the same way that "birds are dinosaurs" unless you want to actually make an argument for defining "fish" in a taxonomically valid way (but maybe you should, I don't know)

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rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Tenebrais posted:

Pigs may be edible, but would you lick one?

Tell your mother I said hello

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

mystes posted:

Fish are a paraphyletic group without a scientifically valid definition, unlike dinosaurs, but if you did try to define them as an actual monophyletic group then whales and humans would both be fish because that's how modern taxonomy works (the most recent common ancestor of everything we call fish is also an ancestor of tetrapods)

However since dinosauria is specifically defined as a clade of animals in a way that the term "fish" doesn't claim to be currently, arguably it's not reasonable to say that "whales are fish" in the same way that "birds are dinosaurs" unless you want to actually make an argument for defining "fish" in a taxonomically valid way (but maybe you should, I don't know)

fish are condoms, got it

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Biplane posted:

fish are condoms, got it

that's not what codpiece means!!!!

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Biplane posted:

fish are condoms, got it

no, sheep are condoms

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

Large Testicles posted:

no, sheep are condoms

Ewe's protection.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Biplane posted:

fish are condoms, got it
that took me a minute but lol

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

two pages and not a single meme, please poo poo the gently caress up



Don't bother with sound unless you like 7 seconds of Peggy Gou's song that goes nanaanaanana nanaanaanaana
https://i.imgur.com/VeKSCgn.mp4



Definitely sound on:
https://i.imgur.com/DODpC5w.mp4

mystes
May 31, 2006

bike tory posted:

two pages and not a single meme, please poo poo the gently caress up
I'm making GBS threads the thread up as hard as I can, thank you very much

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

mystes posted:

I'm making GBS threads the thread up as hard as I can, thank you very much

making GBS threads down wasnt working so making GBS threads up is all we have left

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

Kheldarn posted:

Birds are real.

Source: LITERALLY A BIRD posts here and is a good poster and is LITERALLY A BIRD

we also have a thread full of bird crazies

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Some poster called my chicken a Wyandotte when she is a Sebright. hosed up imo and grounds for fist fighting even if I do also love wyandottes

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

mystes posted:

I'm making GBS threads the thread up as hard as I can, thank you very much

And you’re doing a hell of a job! Keep it up!

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Kill All Cops posted:

we also have a thread full of bird crazies

please don't demean the UFO thread. it's more than just bird crazies.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Lib and let die posted:

please don't demean the UFO thread. it's more than just bird crazies.

Birds are also UFOs until you check them off in your birding book.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005













Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



freeedr posted:

Some poster called my chicken a Wyandotte when she is a Sebright. hosed up imo and grounds for fist fighting even if I do also love wyandottes

I just call them all lunch.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

BonHair posted:

If birds are dinosaurs, then whales are fish.

Whales are fish, yes

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Birds are also fish :colbert:

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

Grassy Knowles posted:

minecraft bird torture porn

Is this something widely known? That other guy knew what it was but I've no idea what you're talking about.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

My mom used to have chickens. Some times she would give them cooked spaghetti noddle's. They would lose their goddamn little minds every time.

I think they liked them because they were like worms but made from starch.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Samfucius posted:

Is this something widely known? That other guy knew what it was but I've no idea what you're talking about.

It was actually minecraft faerie torture porn and it came out of nowhere which is why it’s so memorable, so I took some artistic liberties

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/Oz0q8z0.mp4

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


cool drone

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Poor bird having an identity crisis

A parrot that thinks it's a crane

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
the hubris required for me to think i could fight a bird after white australians already lost a war to emus

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Large Testicles posted:

pigs know what they did

the spiders make sure of that

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
theres one from early 2020 where a guy in lockdown in china did the same thing with a crab and theres a video of it too

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Phy posted:

Poor bird having an identity crisis

A parrot that thinks it's a crane

:perfect:

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

the hubris required for me to think i could fight a bird after white australians already lost a war to emus



I guess australia isn't as tough as they like to pretend

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