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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Tiggum posted:

I think it's the opposite of this. He's saying that there should never be more than one fossil of any given species because fossils are so rare that finding two the same would be virtually impossible, which implies that he thinks that all fossils of any given species are identical. Like as though evolution works in discrete jumps rather than as a series of gradual changes.

Whereas in reality, if a creature evolved from A to B to C, B would cover a large range with a creature that was almost an A at one end and a creature that was almost a C at the other, but which are both classified as B. He is imagining that all B's are basically at the mid-point of A and C and if there's something between then it should get a different label, and since that label doesn't exist the creature must also not exist.

Evolution definitely works in huge fast (relative to the timescale of the fossil record) jumps a lot of the time. You're way more likely to find A and C stable states vs an intermediate B.

For example, the oldest ape is 40 million years old and human ancestors became bipedal between 4 and 2 million years ago. Compare this to sharks, which have looked more or less like modern sharks for 360 million years.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1676033329643274240

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

If ya don't lie down Billy, we're gonna take you on a ruff ride!

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

For anybody who hasn't seen the film, they don't just switch out the swords for Sword 9MMs—the movie keeps extremely close to the original script. I can't say it's 100% exact, but they pull out a Sword 9MM at the same time the character announces they're pulling their sword. There's also a Dagger 9MM and Rapier 9MM if I remember right.

I haven't seen it in a while so I don't remember how the O Happy Dagger scene goes at the end, but this convo makes me want to rewatch it

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

It's a ridiculous movie but it's also a lot of fun, I think there should be more campy Shakespeare adaptions sticking close to the original script but with updated setting.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

PetraCore posted:

It's a ridiculous movie but it's also a lot of fun, I think there should be more campy Shakespeare adaptions sticking close to the original script but with updated setting.

When I grew up the go-to for weird setting changes was Macbeth, but I guess that's faded as the dumb superstition around it dies off.

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



The first Macbeth I ever watched was one set in a Mad Max style post apocalyptic Scotland. All these dudes just tearing around on dirt bikes talking in Middle English ruled.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

The first Macbeth I ever watched was one set in a Mad Max style post apocalyptic Scotland. All these dudes just tearing around on dirt bikes talking in Middle English ruled.

That's just present day Scotland.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Here's a free idea: Muppet shakespeare

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

zoux posted:

Here's a free idea: Muppet shakespeare

I've literally went on half-lit rants about how The Muppet Channel should be on every basic cable tier and consist of nothing but Muppet versions of classical literature, Muppet recreations of foreign movies that can be licensed cheap, and a completely played-straight Muppet version of that day's actual news.

e- here have some content

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1676379110397071360

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

bawk posted:

I haven't seen it in a while so I don't remember how the O Happy Dagger scene goes at the end, but this convo makes me want to rewatch it

I went and checked this on my break because I thought "surely she doesn't just say the line while putting a Dagger 9MM to her head" and lmao nope that's exactly what happens

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


bawk posted:

I haven't seen it in a while so I don't remember how the O Happy Dagger scene goes at the end, but this convo makes me want to rewatch it

Goes like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZhDYo1mevg&t=22s

Crashbee
May 15, 2007

Stupid people are great at winning arguments, because they're too stupid to realize they've lost.

PetraCore posted:

It's a ridiculous movie but it's also a lot of fun, I think there should be more campy Shakespeare adaptions sticking close to the original script but with updated setting.

There's the Joss Whedon version of Much Ado About Nothing, which I think had pretty good reviews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ZWwaMHIuA

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Man wth I saw both movies and still lost the pub trivia question for the cardigans and what soundtrack

Don’t let Brit millenials be quizmasters in America damnit

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


GD_American posted:

When I grew up the go-to for weird setting changes was Macbeth, but I guess that's faded as the dumb superstition around it dies off.

If you are reading this and haven’t seen Throne of Blood, go change that.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
Shakespeare loving sucks.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Large Testicles posted:

Shakespeare loving sucks.

Ben Jonson?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

The poster doth protest too much

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
Kurosawa’s Shakespeare adaptations are amazing though admittedly haven’t seen Throne of Blood yet.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Large Testicles posted:

Shakespeare fucks n’ sucks.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Ambitious Spider posted:

Kurosawa’s Shakespeare adaptations are amazing though admittedly haven’t seen Throne of Blood yet.

It fucks.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Ambitious Spider posted:

Kurosawa’s Shakespeare adaptations are amazing though admittedly haven’t seen Throne of Blood yet.

I always forget Ran is a Shakespeare adaptation too, that’s the one I haven’t seen.

https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1676616854524108802

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

bawk posted:

For anybody who hasn't seen the film, they don't just switch out the swords for Sword 9MMs—the movie keeps extremely close to the original script. I can't say it's 100% exact, but they pull out a Sword 9MM at the same time the character announces they're pulling their sword. There's also a Dagger 9MM and Rapier 9MM if I remember right.

I haven't seen it in a while so I don't remember how the O Happy Dagger scene goes at the end, but this convo makes me want to rewatch it

IIRC she still uses a dagger. nevermind.

There's a good Richard the 3rd adaptation where it's early 20th century technology, so the battle has tanks and poo poo. Stars Ian McKellen.

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 17:28 on Jul 5, 2023

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Watching Gandalf drive a tank at Mcnutty I’m Richard III is funny as hell

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

GD_American posted:

When I grew up the go-to for weird setting changes was Macbeth, but I guess that's faded as the dumb superstition around it dies off.

There was no reason to make any more after the perfect Macbeth adaption was made: The Chronicles of Riddick.

Also speaking of extremely 90s Romeo & Juliet adaptations, there's also Romeo Must Die. The idea of interpreting the two families as Chinese and Black mafia battling things out mostly through Kung Fu is just such a perfect time capsule. :allears:

Perestroika has a new favorite as of 17:59 on Jul 5, 2023

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
It’s great. And despite their 16 year age difference it’s still not the most problematic Romeo and Juliet movie

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Alan Smithee posted:

It’s great. And despite their 16 year age difference it’s still not the most problematic Romeo and Juliet movie

Nor Aaliyah’s most problematic age difference situation :(

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Ror posted:

I always forget Ran is a Shakespeare adaptation too, that’s the one I haven’t seen.

https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1676616854524108802

https://twitter.com/pwayman/status/1676620585315577856?s=20

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Old-rear end dogs

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


Romeo + Juliet rocks and we need more poo poo like that and less poo poo like Hamilton.

https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1676345982164819969

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Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Perestroika posted:

Also speaking of extremely 90s Romeo & Juliet adaptations, there's also Romeo Must Die. The idea of interpreting the two families as Chinese and Black mafia battling things out mostly through Kung Fu is just such a perfect time capsule. :allears:

I seem to remember a scene that basically pre-dated those "X-ray damage" bits in the Mortal Kombat series. Kid me thought it was the coolest thing I'd ever seen in my life.

Here! (Spoiler'd for bones breaking in an action-movie context):

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 19:07 on Jul 5, 2023

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://twitter.com/kirihark/status/1676573980201824257



https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/aug/03/john-boyne-accidentally-includes-zelda-video-game-monsters-in-novel

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/NicholasJLevi/status/1676574224947769344?s=20

EDIT:

The beginning of the interview...

https://twitter.com/_JoeyPitt/status/1676682452360904706?s=20

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

The first Macbeth I ever watched was one set in a Mad Max style post apocalyptic Scotland. All these dudes just tearing around on dirt bikes talking in Middle English ruled.

youre not wrong but my pet peeve is people calling shakespeare middle or old english when its the signpost for the unambiguous use of modern english

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

youre not wrong but my pet peeve is people calling shakespeare middle or old english when its the signpost for the unambiguous use of modern english

Yeah, same here. It's really easy to see the difference, and it's getting better all the time.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
https://twitter.com/greeniememes/status/1676473774450053120?t=ps2VbFcHGzv6SDyTBLs2Rg&s=19

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Crashbee posted:

There's the Joss Whedon version of Much Ado About Nothing, which I think had pretty good reviews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ZWwaMHIuA

It's got the honor of being the worst movie I've ever seen in theaters.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

My brain is incredibly poisoned by the Internet, because I can only think of one thing when I see the logo for one of the candy shops around here:



No RingPop.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Trabant posted:

Yeah, same here. It's really easy to see the difference, and it's getting better all the time.
:mad:

Read After Burning posted:

My brain is incredibly poisoned by the Internet, because I can only think of one thing when I see the logo for one of the candy shops around here:



No RingPop.
A local junkyard/auto recycling place called Tear-A-Part's logo used to be this: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgur...RMQMygAegQIARBS I think someone finally told them because they changed it to mostly text, with the A in a circle.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

i dont know what youve heard but it's all lies

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