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Alchenar posted:Content. But you can tell how the story ends from line one: Going for a three-way arbitrage opportunity (involving one currency that is currently undergoing massive inflation) as a retail investor is an absolutely terrible idea.
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LanceHunter posted:Going for a three-way arbitrage opportunity (involving one currency that is currently undergoing massive inflation) as a retail investor is an absolutely terrible idea. Pretty sure any 3 way arbitrage ends up with 1 of the people feeling left out.
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Cerekk posted:The Mariners sell 12oz macrobrews for $5 or microbrew for $6; 300 level seats are $15. Once they're mathematically eliminated from the playoffs, you can get 100-level seats for that. Last couple of Mariners games I've been to have been fireworks night. I don't really like baseball.
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 19:32 |
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Here’s one from the relationships threadquote:AITA for wanting to quit my two jobs and open a VR arcade after winning the lottery?
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mrmcd posted:The US used to have every random bank issuing their own currency because Libertarian and genocide superfan Andrew Jackson thought government owned banks were the epitome of evil. It was a complete loving poo poo show and one of the main reasons they eventually created the Federal Reserve System. A little off. Private banknotes were essentially federalized during the Civil War; by 1865 there was a tax on them of 10% per year, which basically wiped out the practice. Reading about that 1832-1864 or so era makes American commerce sound insane. Private banknotes were in heavy circulation and often traded at a discount to coinage, particularly the farther you were from the bank of issue. So a $10 note from First Farmers' Bank of Lima, Ohio might be worth $9.90 in Cincinnati but only $9.20 in San Francisco. Also, each bank used their own designs, so you'd have to look up the more obscure ones in magazines published for that purpose so as to avoid taking in counterfeits. I used to have two recurring dreams: being unprepared for tests and having a bunch of counterfeit money. No idea where that second one came from, so far as I know I've never been passed counterfeit cash in my life.
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"How to Make Money by Losing $300,000 a Year on Slot Machines" https://www.wsj.com/articles/gambling-watching-slot-machines-online-9bfc1345 quote:Brian Christopher lost $300,000 gambling on slot machines in casinos last year. Hundreds of thousands of people cheered him on, from the comfort of their own homes.
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Hearing playing slots referred to as a "hobby" is extremely sad
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Kenshin posted:Hearing playing slots referred to as a "hobby" is extremely sad The people paying hundreds of dollars a month to watch someone else play slots online are even sadder.
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not seeing the BWM part for the player, since they figured out how to make money playing slots and become a minor celeb at the same time
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Sinbad's Sex Tape posted:Here’s one from the relationships thread While everything in r/AITA and r/relationships has long since been replaced by fully-fictional creative writing exercises; the thing that really gives this one away is someone who is nearly 40, once had a "high-income job", but still considers a one-time ~$200k prize as enough to quit everything and start a business. gschmidl posted:"How to Make Money by Losing $300,000 a Year on Slot Machines" My mother is near retirement age (and her husband has been retired for nearly a decade). They constantly have these slot streams playing on their living room TV during the day. I guess it's better than QVC for staving off loneliness. As long as they never figure out how to send tips.
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650 people paying for a cruise themed around watching someone else play slots online is also wild.
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:650 people paying for a cruise themed around watching someone else play slots online is also wild.
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Kenshin posted:Hearing playing slots referred to as a "hobby" is extremely sad I posted some of these streamers earlier, though in this case it was livestreams of scratchoff books. Judging by the comments, the audience is comprised of gambling addicts seeking a proxy dopamine boost and reminiscing about their big wins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6YY7PdXs34 Raskolnikov2089 fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Jul 5, 2023 |
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pmchem posted:not seeing the BWM part for the player, since they figured out how to make money playing slots and become a minor celeb at the same time
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There's multiple slot players out there making a fortune on social media. Lady Luck HQ is another one of them. I saw a video where she recapped 2021 or 2022, and they lost over 300K playing slots, but generated over 2 million in social media income. 1M of that was from Facebook alone. The rest from YT and other sources. Not a bad return, and that doesn't count the points and comps they got from various reward programs.
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:The people paying hundreds of dollars a month to watch someone else play slots online are even sadder. If it prevents them from actually going out and gambling themselves, it may be worth the cost.
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Dr. Eldarion posted:If it prevents them from actually going out and gambling themselves, it may be worth the cost. Well, they go on the cruise...
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What do you do for 7 days on a cruise with 649 other people whose only common thread is you have watched someone else play slots online? I can think of maybe a group watch of a stream and chatting about watching it, but that only eats up about 4 or 5 hours at best. Even chatting about it has to be limited. How much can you get out of "Remember those 499 times he ran the slots and nothing happened? Or the one time something did happen? That was cool."
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Is it one of those diarrhea cruises?
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# ? Jul 5, 2023 20:12 |
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The 10 biggest non-metaverse companies invested roughly $5.1 billion into metaverse content, staffing, and research in 2021. They had pledged almost $5 trillion in investments over the next 10 years. In 2023, most of those companies have reduced it to $0. The largest metaverse platform, Meta's official Metaverse product: "Horizon Worlds", currently has an average of 38 active users each day and generated only $470 in revenue. Edit: The author corrected himself in the article and a later tweet, but "Decentraland" is the platform with only 38 active daily users. Horizon Worlds has several thousand. The $470 in revenue figure is actually the total revenue for Horizon Worlds - which somehow makes the already crazy figure of $470 even worse. https://twitter.com/Toadsanime/status/1676627947761926146 quote:There was a time, not so long ago, when every major architect on this planet was “building” in the Metaverse, the brand name for the open-world virtual reality platform and associated projects under the aegis of Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta. Last year, some staggering names such as Zaha Hadid Architects, Grimshaw, Farshid Moussavi, and, of course, the Bjarke Ingels Group pledged to create “virtual cities,” virtual “offices,” and equally vague sounding “social spaces” to be funded with cryptocurrency and supplied with art (NFTs). The eagerness to latch onto whatever the newest trend the increasingly desperate and failure-prone tech industry dished out was so palpable that even real-life developers like hotel chain CitizenM and brands like Jose Cuervo got involved and threw what one presumes is a whole lot of actual money at the enterprise. The rush to move into virtual real estate was a full-on frenzy. Leon Trotsky 2012 fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Jul 5, 2023 |
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:The 10 biggest non-metaverse companies invested roughly $5.1 billion into metaverse content, staffing, and research in 2021. They had pledged almost $5 trillion in investments over the next 10 years. I was looking up Kashmir Hill's piece in the New York Times about Horizon Worlds, which would have had to be entirely fabricated if they only had 38 active users. Then I saw your edit, so I guess this wasn't a piece of massive journalistic fraud...
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withak posted:Is it one of those diarrhea cruises? All cruises are diarrhea cruises.
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LanceHunter posted:While everything in r/AITA and r/relationships has long since been replaced by fully-fictional creative writing exercises; the thing that really gives this one away is someone who is nearly 40, once had a "high-income job", but still considers a one-time ~$200k prize as enough to quit everything and start a business. Depending on where you live and the ego of the speaker, "high income" can be mid five figures. Enough that $200k seems like the absolute forever life changing money rather then "poo poo, lets buy some nice stuff and invest the rest" Realistically the vast majority of lotto winners have lost everything within 5 years regardless; getting a lump sum of money like that completely fucks your brain.
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gschmidl posted:"How to Make Money by Losing $300,000 a Year on Slot Machines" The phrase "Latitude Margaritaville, a Jimmy Buffett-themed retirement village in Daytona Beach, Fla" is extremely cursed and now it will haunt my brain forever.
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quote:Now, when he loses a spin, he declares “how rude.” (His official fan club has 4,000 members who call themselves the “Rudies.”) https://youtu.be/gcyOoPDlSuU
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mrmcd posted:The phrase "Latitude Margaritaville, a Jimmy Buffett-themed retirement village in Daytona Beach, Fla" is extremely cursed and now it will haunt my brain forever. In all fairness, I sat back and wondered what my Gen X retirement home would be named. Something all 80s TV themed like Buck Rogers Wing of the Knight Rider Retirement Home Sponsored by Atari.
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Evil SpongeBob posted:In all fairness, I sat back and wondered what my Gen X retirement home would be named. Us millennials are probably getting dumped in some place White Stripes themed. A seven diaper army can't hold me back.
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tater_salad posted:Pretty sure any 3 way arbitrage ends up with 1 of the people feeling left out. Speak for yourself! With me two people feel left out!
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It's very funny to me that all of the lovely metaverse worlds are dwarfed by VRchat, which as far as I can tell is either full of children playing spooky backrooms maps, or furries ERPing in virtual nightclubs.
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bad with ménage’s: with me two people feel left out
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mrmcd posted:Us millennials are probably getting dumped in some place White Stripes themed. A seven diaper army can't hold me back. White Stripes? That’s a funny name for a bridge underpass
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:It's very funny to me that all of the lovely metaverse worlds are dwarfed by VRchat, which as far as I can tell is either full of children playing spooky backrooms maps, or furries ERPing in virtual nightclubs. I think Roblox is the largest metaverse, by a few orders of magnitude, I think only Fortnite comes close (although it's arguable if Fortnite is a metaverse). Roblox is something like 40 million daily active users. The metrics for each game are listed differently, but VRChat is something like 22k average users at a time, which probably translates to maybe 100,000 daily active users? A lot of people, but nothing compared to Roblox. Roblox also has gone all in on the goal of why companies do metaverse bullshit, with things like a branded Chipotle restaurant that children can pretend to work at, to earn fake money to buy virtual Chipotle t-shirts. edit: Roblox has 1.2 million users online right now, so yeah a lot more than VRChat. edit 2: Meta Horizon doesn't have daily active or concurrent users listed, but they did list a monthly active user count of less than 200,000 people a few months ago. Roblox is 214 million monthly active users. edit 3: Another point of interest - roughly 30% to 50% of VRChat users are in VR (depending on which source you find). The majority of people use the traditional, non-VR client. Chainclaw fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Jul 6, 2023 |
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I completely forgot Roblox is a thing, valid point.
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:I completely forgot Roblox is a thing, valid point. Because I work on technology for games, I had to learn some metaverse bullshit last year because the metaverse people all want to use game technology. No one can agree on what metaverse means, everyone has a different unique contradictory definition. There's a lot of corporate bad with money right now chasing metaverse money. A lot of people take an OK to lovely product, slap the word "metaverse" in the proposal 3 or 4 times, and all of a sudden they're able to get slightly more venture capital. Luckily I didn't have to actively participate, it was just looking at what parts of game development technology they might need that didn't exist yet. The answer is... nothing they aren't making real products so they don't need technology to make power point presentations they parade in front of investors.
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Chainclaw posted:... a branded Chipotle restaurant that children can pretend to work at, to earn fake money to buy virtual Chipotle t-shirts. Roblox is the loving devil. Aren't kids tired of this poo poo yet? It's a terrible "game".
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Baddog posted:Roblox is the loving devil. Aren't kids tired of this poo poo yet? It's a terrible "game". Ends up, kids are both stupid as poo poo and also equally as easy to get addicted to things. There are a lot of modern gaming practices that should be outright illegal in things marketed to children, even beyond your standard lootbox stuff. quote:The largest metaverse platform, Meta's official Metaverse product: "Horizon Worlds", currently has an average of Horizon Worlds: What if SecondLife but segmented like VRChat, with all the avatar limitations of Rec Room but the whimsy converted to corporate bland? Definitely a winning concept. E2: I just noticed that my first sentence says that poo poo easily gets addicted to things. Gonna leave that grammar there as a mark of shame. Sundae fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Jul 6, 2023 |
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gschmidl posted:"How to Make Money by Losing $300,000 a Year on Slot Machines" Live-streaming from an actual casino seems awfully quaint in this era of full on offshore bitcoin casinos live-streamed on Twitch or Kick or whatever
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mrmcd posted:Us millennials are probably getting dumped in some place White Stripes themed. A seven diaper army can't hold me back. Sign me up for Belle & Sebastown, please
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look dad we talked about this, the Chumbawamba plan is way out of your budget now after the bitcoin crash of '45 the best we can do is the Flagpole Sitta ward
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There is only one ruler I will ever respect and that is Carly Rae Jepsen. Send me to Emotion please.
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