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It's fairly well known he did coke and had sex with prostitutes, there's even photos. Feels like it must be something new for Popbitch to feel it's a bombshell.
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Mesopotamia posted:It's fairly well known he did coke and had sex with prostitutes, there's even photos. Feels like it must be something new for Popbitch to feel it's a bombshell. I'm willing to bet he wasn't checking IDs on those prostitutes
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Failed Imagineer posted:I'm willing to bet he wasn't checking IDs on those prostitutes this is bad for ed balls
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OwlFancier posted:this is bad for ed balls I'm sure Ed is carrying that show anyway. He could just replace him with...oh let's say Rod Liddle. Fake edit: actually the Liddle Balls Show has a ring to it
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DesperateDan posted:surely one of you goons has the osborne wedding email to post up c'mon lol it's wild Clement fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Jul 6, 2023 |
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Jul 6, 2023 20:34
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Men approaching 50 shouldn't have sex with 16 year olds. Just saying for no real reason.
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OwlFancier posted:Also all that shite about "it's safer cos I can see over things" motherfucker the only reason I can't see is cos you're driving a loving house. Me and the wife are actually trading our regular sized car in for a bloody big car (Peugeot 5008) because we’re in the process of adopting a sibling group of 3 children aged 3 and under and it’s the only way to get both of us and 3 bulky car seats in there at the same time. I do genuinely worry about someone slashing the tires because they think we don’t need a car that big.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Men approaching 50 shouldn't have sex with 16 year olds. Well then. Time to go and do something to my head to make me forget what this implies.
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Noxville posted:Me and the wife are actually trading our regular sized car in for a bloody big car (Peugeot 5008) because we’re in the process of adopting a sibling group of 3 children aged 3 and under and it’s the only way to get both of us and 3 bulky car seats in there at the same time. I do genuinely worry about someone slashing the tires because they think we don’t need a car that big. I would classify childcare as "work" in that sense. You could stick a pile of "children on board" stickers on it I guess?
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https://pastebin.com/3DRZpzDP Lol and lmao Edit: Massive loving content warning for some heinous poo poo. Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Jul 6, 2023 |
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Jul 6, 2023 20:46
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This is probably weirder than anything the actual email could reveal https://twitter.com/stejormur/status/1677040712259436545?t=S7RH-xEKwPn3qA2V6ldWTw&s=19
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Jul 6, 2023 20:46
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Ah, prima noctae
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://pastebin.com/3DRZpzDP well I'm downloading this in case it goes zip later on
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Noxville posted:Me and the wife are actually trading our regular sized car in for a bloody big car (Peugeot 5008) because we’re in the process of adopting a sibling group of 3 children aged 3 and under and it’s the only way to get both of us and 3 bulky car seats in there at the same time. I do genuinely worry about someone slashing the tires because they think we don’t need a car that big. aye I have a big car but use it/need it for carrying farm stuff and my wife/kids and I sometimes think about when I had to rush my youngest into a+e with anaphylaxis and how hosed I could be if I came to slashed tyres in a time of need I do try and leave it muddy looking partially for that
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Leave it muddy and I'll give it a satisfied nod and carry on without thinking lesser of the owner.
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://pastebin.com/3DRZpzDP Yeah that's 100% the ex-wife then. Osborne is a coked up Tory scumbag, the nonceing seems about par for the course if true. Most of those Twitter links are probably dead by now (either pressure to delete or just Musk loving up the site)
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Gonzo McFee posted:The man who killed 300,000 did some nasty sex stuff you say? He went down to the basement of the treasury building where they have that big hydraulic computer, unhooked one of the hoses, and hosed it.
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It's true, Google "George Osborne sonic inflation" for proof
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://pastebin.com/3DRZpzDP probably worth a content warning for the particularly nasty stuff around line 56
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Nuclear Spoon posted:probably worth a content warning for the particularly nasty stuff around line 56 Yep, will edit
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lol and lmao To be honest, hung around a few coke head posh people at points and they're all just banging each other. Probably all his guests done the same.
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yeah the giant westminster polycule is whatever and most invitees likely won't give a poo poo and in fact probably already knew most of it the other poo poo is not so whatever or lolworthy however so i still hope his life gets ruined in a meaningful way
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Does anyone actually make people carriers anymore? I'm thinking of that maths meme. "Want to seat more than 5 people for a laugh? We had a car for that, it was called a Renault Espace!"
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I always think of these when I think 'people carrier' Which are still probably safer than some SUVs (even with the rep for drink driving and sporadic gunfights) because the cab over engine design eliminates the massive blind spot problem.
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Neal Lawson can gently caress right off: https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/labour/2023/06/neal-lawson-the-labour-party-is-a-bully quote:
He's got absolutely no problem with people being arbitrarily kicked out of the party; he's just miffed that it's happening to him now.
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The cars are getting bigger, and UK kids getting smaller. Won't be long until they can limbo under them.
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You mean they came for the communists first, and you didn't speak out, Neal? What happened then?
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As I recall in the poem everything was just fine, and the leopards that eat peoples faces kindly went home with full bellies forevermore.
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some suvs are poo poo, others are great. mind your own business what other people decide is best for their circumstances I say
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Actually the poem is now "First they came for the socialists, but I did not speak out because we were not in government and its pointless to lay out policy when the Conservatives can attack us for it".
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Ok, that Osborne email is pretty squalid. What awful lives these people lead! (assuming any of it's true.)
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NotJustANumber99 posted:some suvs are poo poo, others are great. mind your own business what other people decide is best for their circumstances I say On the other hand, slash their tires
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i blame car seats. what used to be a oerfectly massive car once you've got 2 car seats in it might as well be a fiat panda.
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 I'd love to be a fly on the wall at Saturday's wedding I'm seeing quite a few people who regularly read Cummings' blogposts who are saying that it's 100% Cummings behind the email. It would be lol if true fuctifino fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jul 6, 2023 |
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You can create a points based system for whether a massive car is functional or ego and deal with the tyres accordingly. More than 5 years old (+1 point) Cab filled with items and filthy (+1 point) Obvious signs of off road use (+1 point) Damage, repaired with tape (+1 point) Something fixed to the roof rack or in the bed (+1 point) Low profile tyres (-5 points) Lowered suspension (-5 points) Gold paint (-5 points) Thule topbox fixed over the bed rendering it inaccessible (-100 points) Luxury aftermarket tune-up (-1000 points) Those stupid loving saddlebags on the outside of the windows at the back of the new discoverys that look like they're made to hold 15 tins of baked beans (guillotine)
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