NBA Offseason N/V: Let brother Harden see the power of socialism

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predicto: Jul 22, 2004; THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

IcePhoenix posted:

https://twitter.com/KDTrey5/status/1676969420395249668

I love KD he's a petty goon at heart

# ? Jul 6, 2023 20:47

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 01:57

Veryslightlymad: Jun 3, 2007; I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction

Papes posted:

Kobe built his legacy being carried by shaq, pau, and 6 pallbearers

If the dude had a coffin it was mostly as a formality.

# ? Jul 6, 2023 20:49

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Dexo posted:

https://www.hoopgrids.com/

Today's is mean if you are someone who has never thought about the Kings, Nuggets or Charlotte bobcats/hornets defensive players in more than passing.

The Kings one I ended up having to just like think about dudes with defensive reputations who moved around a fair amount who played on the kings at some point and got one after 3 guesses. Then I looked it up and felt stupid for not remembering the more obvious one.

|DJ Augustin really is the goat in this game lol.

It's stupid that the player list is all time but the franchises aren't. Like it won't accept Tiny Archibald because he was a Kansas City King and not a Sacramento one.

# ? Jul 6, 2023 20:51

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Gave Scottie Barnes an awkward high five/fist bump at the Wynn. He probably didn�t want to talk to me

# ? Jul 6, 2023 21:24

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1677039294320353280

I feel like if I'm a team like Boston that is hording second round picks I would want to beat this. I know he didn't have a great season last year but he at least shows more potential than you statistically get from two or three second round picks.

# ? Jul 6, 2023 21:27

Blind Pineapple: Oct 27, 2010; For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice; College Slice

Dexo posted:

https://www.hoopgrids.com/

Today's is mean if you are someone who has never thought about the Kings, Nuggets or Charlotte bobcats/hornets defensive players in more than passing.

The Kings one I ended up having to just like think about dudes with defensive reputations who moved around a fair amount who played on the kings at some point and got one after 3 guesses. Then I looked it up and felt stupid for not remembering the more obvious one.

|DJ Augustin really is the goat in this game lol.

Only one I was blanking on was the Boston/Denver overlap. Probably someone obvious, but oh well. It was good opportunity to remember Gerald Wallace and Doug Christie. I feel like *wags finger* was an easy one for the Nuggets.

# ? Jul 6, 2023 21:47

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Blind Pineapple posted:

Only one I was blanking on was the Boston/Denver overlap. Probably someone obvious, but oh well. It was good opportunity to remember Gerald Wallace and Doug Christie. I feel like *wags finger* was an easy one for the Nuggets.

The other elite player to always think about for this game: Jeff Green

# ? Jul 6, 2023 22:02

predicto: Jul 22, 2004; THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

WhyteRyce posted:

Gave Scottie Barnes an awkward high five/fist bump at the Wynn. He probably didn�t want to talk to me

Never change

# ? Jul 6, 2023 22:06

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1677059980544069632

Paging RD

End of an Era.

*hangs a picture of Marko up next to Blakeney, Pargo and Zipser*

Windy City Bulls Legends.

# ? Jul 6, 2023 22:08

Dilber: Mar 27, 2007; TFLC
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https://twitter.com/MiamiHEAT/status/1677057147761307653

wow, barry jackson was wrong???

# ? Jul 6, 2023 22:18

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

cedi is the best european spur of all time

# ? Jul 6, 2023 22:28

dokmo: Aug 27, 2006; man

After watching him play one game, I can say that Chet holmgren still plays basketball with the intent of, but not the deviousness or efficacy of, a 90s serial killer. If he doesn't break in half before then he is going to be the toughest player in the league when Adams retires.

# ? Jul 6, 2023 22:32

Strawberry Panda: Nov 4, 2007; Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Dilber posted:

https://twitter.com/MiamiHEAT/status/1677057147761307653

wow, barry jackson was wrong???

Could be the beginnings of a bigger trade.

# ? Jul 6, 2023 22:34

Forrest on Fire: Nov 23, 2012

Ghost Dog posted:

cedi is the best european spur of all time

Boris Diaw erasure

# ? Jul 6, 2023 22:41

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

dokmo posted:

After watching him play one game, I can say that Chet holmgren still plays basketball with the intent of, but not the deviousness or efficacy of, a 90s serial killer. If he doesn't break in half before then he is going to be the toughest player in the league when Adams retires.

He wants to kill someone with a legal blocked shot but hasn't sat down to think about how it's possible.

# ? Jul 6, 2023 22:48

DeimosRising: Oct 17, 2005; �Hola SEA!

Blind Pineapple posted:

Only one I was blanking on was the Boston/Denver overlap. Probably someone obvious, but oh well. It was good opportunity to remember Gerald Wallace and Doug Christie. I feel like *wags finger* was an easy one for the Nuggets.

I went with Chauncey Billups but Jeff Green works too. Took me forever to remember Vlade Divac�s name

# ? Jul 6, 2023 22:54

SunshineDanceParty: Feb 7, 2006; One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

dokmo posted:

After watching him play one game, I can say that Chet holmgren still plays basketball with the intent of, but not the deviousness or efficacy of, a 90s serial killer. If he doesn't break in half before then he is going to be the toughest player in the league when Adams retires.

Everyone that covers the Thunder says on this current roster he's by far the cockiest. He spent this last year just wanting to block NBA shots.

SunshineDanceParty fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Jul 6, 2023

# ? Jul 6, 2023 22:58

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Gross

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1676974041020637184?s=19

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:00

Aye Doc: Jul 19, 2007

verbal enema posted:

Gross

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1676974041020637184?s=19

droppingdimes had the scoops on this like 2 days ago smh bleacher report

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:06

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:12

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

Aye Doc posted:

droppingdimes had the scoops on this like 2 days ago smh bleacher report

It had already leaked elsewhere before dimes posted about it

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:12

Dilber: Mar 27, 2007; TFLC
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Strawberry Panda posted:

Could be the beginnings of a bigger trade.

it could be, but i am a barry jackson slander account

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:13

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

What is even the point of doing a Kobe edition now? Is there even a veneer of an interesting reason beyond "more people buy Kobe stuff"?

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:14

Aye Doc: Jul 19, 2007

Henchman of Santa posted:

What is even the point of doing a Kobe edition now? Is there even a veneer of an interesting reason beyond "more people buy Kobe stuff"?

it's actually a jayson tatum cover but he was just extremely adamant about dressing like kobe for the photoshoot and having it referred to as "the Kobe Bryant cover"

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:15

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Why the gently caress isn't it Jokic

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:16

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

Henchman of Santa posted:

What is even the point of doing a Kobe edition now? Is there even a veneer of an interesting reason beyond "more people buy Kobe stuff"?

Hmmm why would the company obsessed with micro transactions and soul deadening corporate cross promotion sell something dumb people will buy

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:17

net work error: Feb 26, 2011

verbal enema posted:

Why the gently caress isn't it Jokic

He already agreed to be on the face of one of those Japanese arcade horse racing games

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:19

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
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If jokic wanted the cover maybe he should wear 24

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:23

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

net work error posted:

He already agreed to be on the face of one of those Japanese arcade horse racing games

Probably the better choice

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:25

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

net work error posted:

He already agreed to be on the face of one of those Japanese arcade horse racing games

that phone game already makes about $30 million a month i think they're fine without him

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:25

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

I�m so sorry Metapod

https://twitter.com/keithsmithnba/status/1677061190604951552?s=46&t=Ez4q8Hdhbx46TjcrBESyOA

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:27

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

NBA People and Players loving love Kobe.

And now that he's dead, and went through the PR process of cleaning his image for a decade and a half before dying. Most people aren't going to speak ill of the dead. Especially when his death is also tied to his daughter's death.

Henchman of Santa posted:

What is even the point of doing a Kobe edition now? Is there even a veneer of an interesting reason beyond "more people buy Kobe stuff"?

2k24

verbal enema posted:

Why the gently caress isn't it Jokic

These deals have been in place since probably like last year. This one was probably planned long before most are normally.
Because yeah, this is almost because it's 2K24.

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:28

Woozie66: Sep 8, 2009; I'll wait for the next era

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1677080059004452865?t=56wFNERsuQb79G8i43pA9A&s=19

Oh yeah, the Hawks

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:29

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Anyway, I hope the PC version is the current gen, rather than last gen. I will actually buy it again.

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:35

Papes: Apr 13, 2010; There's always something at the bottom of the bag.

Rick posted:

He wants to kill someone with a legal blocked shot but hasn't sat down to think about how it's possible.

In 2 years chet will have put on 25lbs and will have the strength to kill lebron on the court after bronny throws him a lob pass.

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:35

Aye Doc: Jul 19, 2007

Dexo posted:

Anyway, I hope the PC version is the current gen, rather than last gen. I will actually buy it again.

this will never happen, because it would bring too much joy to the world

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:37

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Britney says all she did was tap Victors shoulder and wants an apology

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:38

Smeef: Aug 15, 2003; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!; Pillbug

Kobe was just a man before his time (the MeToo era)

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:38

Papes: Apr 13, 2010; There's always something at the bottom of the bag.

WhyteRyce posted:

Britney says all she did was tap Victors shoulder and wants an apology

She should get one. But it�s America where we�ve normalized extreme violence in easy to de-escalate situations.

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:42

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RisqueBarber: Jul 10, 2005

Hand down man down

# ? Jul 6, 2023 23:44

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