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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Sticks and stones may break his bones
but OSHA shall never find him

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Colin Furze, no! Bad!

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3932360&pagenumber=23#post533031998

This post from Invictus' (very readable and interesting) PMF thread seemed OSHA-appropriate.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Captain Invictus, if you read this thread, I just wanted to let you know that those jam containers are in every Cracker Barrel and that's the only place I've ever seen them.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Cthulu Carl posted:

Colin Furze, no! Bad!

Nah, Furze would've been suffocated first , not crushed.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Unperson_47 posted:

Captain Invictus, if you read this thread, I just wanted to let you know that those jam containers are in every Cracker Barrel and that's the only place I've ever seen them.

I did in fact lol at that post because the image of everyone being cursed to slip on jam packets like characters in Hitman getting banana'd is very funny. Unsafe, but funny.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
There was an industrial accident at a Russian explosive factory that has resulted in six dead. According to news this happened when maintenance crew was welding a pipe and probably some chemical residue in the pipe blew up. Russian military industrial osha is brutal af.

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005


https://i.imgur.com/rIrrddq.mp4




Mission acomplished?

*fixed link*

das hipster fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Jul 7, 2023

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:

das hipster posted:

https://imgur.com/a/R0ZyRD8.mp4

Mission acomplished?

I have no idea how to get this to inline properly

https://i.imgur.com/rIrrddq.mp4

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Was that string supposed to stop the car? Lol

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
I think it's supposed to be like the tennis ball you hang from the garage ceiling

CatstropheWaitress
Nov 26, 2017

Are they jumping onto a pile of fluorescent light bulbs

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It’s called pro wrestling jeez get some culture

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008






It's wild how fast cars burn - it rolled to a stop (and the driver got out) about 90 seconds before the second image.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

History Comes Inside! posted:

It’s called pro wrestling jeez get some culture

Person with CM Punk avatar knows what they are talking about.

Who was the wrestler who nearly bled to death after cutting their wrist on a florescent light?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Man, I was just kidding when I said to do a burnout.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

RoastBeef posted:





It's wild how fast cars burn - it rolled to a stop (and the driver got out) about 90 seconds before the second image.

is that a wild teslaque?

It looks like a gas CUV or SUV of somesort on closer inspection.

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


Mr. Nice! posted:

is that a wild teslaque?

It looks like a gas CUV or SUV of somesort on closer inspection.

I think it was a Buick

e: the gas door matches with an enclave

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Uthor posted:

Person with CM Punk avatar knows what they are talking about.

Who was the wrestler who nearly bled to death after cutting their wrist on a florescent light?

I think you're talking about Nick Gage, who was legally dead for seven minutes due to severe blood loss after a light tube embedded itself in his armpit. Here's the part of his Dark Side of the Ring episode that discusses the incident (cw: blood and gore).

:nms:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VmGuvF2HwM:nms:

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Zero One posted:

Was that string supposed to stop the car? Lol

that's a backyard wrestling company, and that may have been their ring for that match, I'm not sure.


Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Barry Bluejeans posted:

I think you're talking about Nick Gage,

Yup! Sorry, I'm awful at remembering names.

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

E C W hell yeah

Where's the footage from the other side? I wanna see that sick whatever the hell move they did lol

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019


RoastBeef posted:



It's wild how fast cars burn - it rolled to a stop (and the driver got out) about 90 seconds before the second image.

C'mon, Chipotle isn't THAT spicy...

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

holtemon posted:

E C W hell yeah

Where's the footage from the other side? I wanna see that sick whatever the hell move they did lol

here's like five separate angles, including one that seems to be a VHS camcorder in the path of the car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eBT_c1v6kA&t=767s

(should be timestamped to about 12:45)

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

LvK posted:

here's like five separate angles, including one that seems to be a VHS camcorder in the path of the car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eBT_c1v6kA&t=767s

(should be timestamped to about 12:45)

This is the greatest thing I've seen in a long time

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

sound required:

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/470279723910561792/1126853050812874812/GlvWSyqy1vkMIX7iEHqHmuCuy9P7UHow.mp4

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

LvK posted:

here's like five separate angles, including one that seems to be a VHS camcorder in the path of the car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eBT_c1v6kA&t=767s

(should be timestamped to about 12:45)

HELL YEAH lol

This is making me wanna bust out my old Backyard Wrestling DVDs

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005


LvK posted:

here's like five separate angles, including one that seems to be a VHS camcorder in the path of the car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eBT_c1v6kA&t=767s

(should be timestamped to about 12:45)

:perfect:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/j5ETpKU.mp4


https://i.imgur.com/S30IsqA.mp4

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Stockton Rush posted:

Well... I guess if something does happen it'll be a quick death. :unsmith:

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

I think this handjob machine needs some adjustments.

Placeholder
Sep 24, 2008

Nothing wrong with using sails to cut down on fuel costs

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

Soapy water? I clean everything with brakleen.

I clean with steam from the coolant loop of the reactor. Everything positively glows when I'm done.

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008
[quote="WilltheMagicAsian" post="533028214"]
Soapy water? I clean everything with brakleen.
[/quote}

Brake cleaner for cleaning, blowtorch afterwards to sterilize.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Love it

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Wow, that's deep

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


The Bananana posted:

Wow, that's deep

Meh, I felt pressured into it

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvsvJ4T90gY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg-vGdrsubc

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Ok, well look.

Just like how I'm not a submarine expert.
And just like how I'm not an engineer,
..
I am also not a jet fighter pilot.

But,


Was ejecting the right move there?

Cause it kind looks like they could have tried a rapid shut down/cut power or whatever the analog is(starting at 0:14 of that vid), and still come out better than punching out (at 0:26) totalling out that bird, and compressing the poo poo out of their spine.


(Reading the comments, if they're correct, seem to suggest computer error... and ejecting was only safe option. Hrmm. The Raptor debacle certainly lends credence to the idea.)

The Bananana fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Jul 8, 2023

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