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Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Partyworm posted:

Just went to take a huge poo poo but it turned out to only be farts and disappointment 😞

Then you're in the wrong thread, friend

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Peggy Edson posted:

just took a huge poo poo!!!! :D

Unbecoming of an IK to talk about such things

Also I just dropped a FAT dump

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




My health has been significantly improving and thus my incredibly powerful and painful shits are on the decline.

But this is a bump for a reason.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
doing it on a friday mite cross post it

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Toxic Mental posted:


Also I just dropped a FAT dump

this isn't the USB disk thread

might take a poo today in the SA-graffiti stall

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
kirkland canned cold brew working like magic yet again. feelin light.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Twice in one morning is really something

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin
A bunch of tiny rabbit turds, most precious in their own strange ways, each one bearing a striking resemblence, and comparable aroma, to any of the sane friendly good humoured posters you might be lucky to interact with in the gbs selfies thread.

The stench, in fact the entire tedious bloated affair reeked of irredeemable grandious psycopathy.

I'm talking about all the putrid hostile wads of excrement you could hope to encounter, in one convenient location, mirror mosaic septic tank glittering shittily in a greasy intoxicating grey-green tinged fart smog.

You can find kindness in the most unlikely places.

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Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin
Oh gently caress.
I think I'm dying: butt spat out the ugliest smelliest gbs selfies thread poster into the bowl, wreathed in swirls of rear end blood, admiring it's reflection in the porcelain.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

lol insanely "not mad" energy. nice man. good posting in the huge poo poo thread

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

This is some cringey poo poo MP.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


A bunch of tiny wendigees, most precious in their own strange ways, each one bearing a striking resemblence, and comparable aroma, to the insane unfriendly non-humourous Wendigee you might be unlucky to interact with in the gbs chat thread.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
reminder to posters that this thread is for when you take a piece of poo poo. not become one.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Mechanical Pencil dick

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

A long turd I just dropped clung to the bowl well above the waterline like Spiderman on the side of a skyscraper. Took multiple flushes to get it down.

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


coffee got me crappin!

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Started getting stomach cramps after working out last night, I knew this was coming. Took a few trips to the bowl today, hot chocolate high velocity meme IRL, but finally expelled the evil. Feeling so much better, God I love pooping.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Wifi Toilet posted:

God I love pooping.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

making GBS threads in a public stall with poo poo all over the wall behind me :downsbravo:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

last week i had "the big one"

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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numberoneposter posted:

last week i had "the big one"

The World Breaker

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Mr.Acula posted:

making GBS threads in a public stall with poo poo all over the wall behind me :downsbravo:

your courage is exceptional, my applause

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Big morning dook.

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Faeces: excreted

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

for fucks sake posted:

Faeces: excreted

WTF? :mods:

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Had my afternoon coffee, instantly had to push out a loaf.

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Extruding the bacterial play dough.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Dropped a bunch of extremely not mad craps off at the pool

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



For lunch I had wholewheat sourdough slathered in proper French Époisses cheese - the stuff that smells like death and melts into a glossy puddle at room temperature. Chased it with a large espresso and a protein bar that I thought I'd better finish because it was a bit out of date. Now the porcelain will suffer for my hubris.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
just took a big ole poo poo in my new apartment. been moving stuff over for about a week but tonight’s the first poo poo, first shower and first sleep

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Chief McHeath posted:

just took a big ole poo poo in my new apartment. been moving stuff over for about a week but tonight’s the first poo poo, first shower and first sleep

mazel tov!!!!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Chief McHeath posted:

just took a big ole poo poo in my new apartment. been moving stuff over for about a week but tonight’s the first poo poo, first shower and first sleep

Glad the move is over and you're marking ur territory.

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Bacterial baby: birthed.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


All my dooks have been good and firm (and large) for the last week. I credit the kombucha.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

Dropped a bunch of extremely not mad craps off at the pool

Definitely feeling a bowel brigade forming in the depths this morning

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
I'm doing plops.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

I'm doing plops.

Starting my Monday off with this too. Blessed.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Second round of SAD posts dropped into the swirling waters where they belong

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Second round of SAD posts dropped into the swirling waters where they belong

mecha nical pencil, is that you?

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

POOPS FLY AT NOON

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