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credburn: Jun 22, 2016; President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

When I played D&D I was a minotaur so

e: I never hosed a bear, hth

e: F

# ? Jul 8, 2023 16:18

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# ? May 26, 2024 04:25

Lazy_Liberal: Sep 17, 2005; These stones are precious

my halfling had to use a step stool to make love to a centaur. that's d&d baby

# ? Jul 8, 2023 16:25

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

First you grab a dick, put it in his rear end, bump-bump,
Then you bend your back, let him see your sack, bump-bump,
That's the way it's done - there's a lotta cum, bump-bump,
Cuttin' capers, puttin' bear-dick in his rear end.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 16:29

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

Butterfly Valley posted:

I've been playing DnD for a few years now and no-one has hosed a bear, are we doing it wrong?

Nah. It's an internet meme, not something that actually happens. It probably happened it a game, someone told the story, and the internet did what the internet does. Horny Bard is a newer version of The Gazebo Story.

freeedr posted:

All these loving bears, jeez

What's wrong? Are you em-bear-assed?

# ? Jul 8, 2023 16:32

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Kheldarn posted:

Nah. It's an internet meme, not something that actually happens. It probably happened it a game, someone told the story, and the internet did what the internet does. Horny Bard is a newer version of The Gazebo Story.

Don't listen to this guy. All the players love sitting around the table watching the bard and the DM roleplay sex.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 16:34

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

koshmar posted:

The new Balder's Gate is going piss a ton of people off and turn a ton of people on.

https://twitter.com/vaughandavies97/status/1677361748658069516?s=20

https://gfycat.com/deliriousplumpdobermanpinscher

# ? Jul 8, 2023 16:36

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Larian are marketing geniuses

# ? Jul 8, 2023 16:52

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

D&D sex scenes should fade to black.

If it passes the Harkness Test, fade in the next morning.

If it fails, fade in on the Skyrim wagon and the PC isn't dragonborn.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 17:56

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Elfface posted:

D&D sex scenes should

Nothing. They should absolutely nothing.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 17:58

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Grassy Knowles posted:

Nothing. They should absolutely nothing.

True, the void is coming for us all in the end. It's best to constantly remind people of this.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 18:29

Foglet: Jun 17, 2014; Reality is an illusion.
The universe is a hologram.
Buy gold.

Facebook Aunt posted:

All the players love sitting around the table watching the bard and the DM roleplay sex.

Yeah, I also remember that scene from Community

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODgu_-rR1X8

# ? Jul 8, 2023 18:34

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

dr_rat posted:

True, the void is coming for us all in the end. It's best to constantly remind people of this.

I was just suggesting that DnD sex scenes shouldnt exist at all but uh I didnt think we�d have to get rid of EVERYTHING to accomplish it

# ? Jul 8, 2023 18:38

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

dnd sex scenes? like, with Koos?

# ? Jul 8, 2023 18:39

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

dnd sex scenes? like, with Koos?

Oh dear lord no I�m just old and have a tendency to use �n� in place of ampersand which I am just now regretting

# ? Jul 8, 2023 18:48

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Grassy Knowles posted:

I was just suggesting that DnD sex scenes shouldnt exist at all but uh I didnt think we�d have to get rid of EVERYTHING to accomplish it

It's the only way to be sure.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 18:50

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Whooping Crabs posted:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DeliriousPlumpDobermanpinscher.mp4

inlined

# ? Jul 8, 2023 19:51

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

koshmar posted:

The new Balder's Gate is going piss a ton of people off and turn a ton of people on.

https://twitter.com/vaughandavies97/status/1677361748658069516?s=20

Somewhere the Governor General of Canada is sweating and doesn't know why.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 20:24

DeadmansReach: Mar 7, 2006; Thinks Jewish converts should be genocided to make room for the "real" Jews.

Put this anti-Semite on ignore immediately!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

dnd sex scenes? like, with Koos?

# ? Jul 8, 2023 21:50

BrianBoitano: Nov 15, 2006; this is fine

Don't tag yourself

# ? Jul 8, 2023 21:52

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

I'm sand percentage

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:00

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

BrianBoitano posted:

Don't tag yourself

If you have dirt that is 50% sand, 50% clay, and 50% silt that = clay?

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:02

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Medium loam for me!

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:02

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

She is suspicious of silt

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:06

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

It's disturbing that loam contains more sand than loamy sand, and that silt with some sand is called silty loam rather than sandy silt

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:07

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Facebook Aunt posted:

If you have dirt that is 50% sand, 50% clay, and 50% silt that = clay?

You have a lot of dirt.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:10

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

BrianBoitano posted:

Don't tag yourself

Silt is...

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:14

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

steinrokkan posted:

It's disturbing that loam contains more sand than loamy sand, and that silt with some sand is called silty loam rather than sandy silt

Yeah don't look at it to long that way leads madness. 100% sand is loam. No gently caress that, it's sand dammit.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:14

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Ten percent sand
Twenty percent silt
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the clay

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:16

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

koshmar posted:

The new Balder's Gate is going piss a ton of people off and turn a ton of people on.

https://twitter.com/vaughandavies97/status/1677361748658069516?s=20

https://i.imgur.com/I0YGBEl.jpeg

MODEDIT: Absolutely not.

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Somebody has a new favorite as of 07:38 on Jul 9, 2023

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:18

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

I feel clay made this chart.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:18

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Facebook Aunt posted:

If you have dirt that is 50% sand, 50% clay, and 50% silt that = clay?

There's clay. :argh:

And there's clay! :mmmsmug:

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:19

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

Facebook Aunt posted:

If you have dirt that is 50% sand, 50% clay, and 50% silt that = clay?

its clay but on a lighter background

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:20

TraderStav: May 19, 2006; It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/I0YGBEl.jpeg

The Lighter Side

Somebody has a new favorite as of 07:38 on Jul 9, 2023

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:22

ccubed: Jul 14, 2016; How's it hanging, brah?

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:23

Nebrilos: Oct 9, 2012

BrianBoitano posted:

Don't tag yourself

Who is she?

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:23

Bum the Sad: Aug 25, 2002; Hell Gem

koshmar posted:

The new Balder's Gate is going piss a ton of people off and turn a ton of people on.

https://twitter.com/vaughandavies97/status/1677361748658069516?s=20

I just posted this in the game thread but I'm gonna be mad if you can't top the bear.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 22:29