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ScrubLeague posted:jobs dying was pretty much the beginning of this online but he definitely had simps people putting flowers in front of loving apple stores will forever be hilarious
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Jul 8, 2023 15:27
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mad.radhu posted:people putting flowers in front of loving apple stores will forever be hilarious 
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Jul 8, 2023 15:30
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I did this when Lowtax died but it was goatse
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Jul 8, 2023 15:34
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how did kirk feel about the lit candle
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Jul 8, 2023 15:36
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Jul 8, 2023 15:58
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Mr. Lobe posted:Does that guy think if you cum in a Chuck E Cheese animatronic you can make babies or something this is the plot of the upcoming five nights at freddy's movie
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Jul 8, 2023 16:08
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Jobs also existed right before social media really took off, so neither he nor his fans had the smothering reach that Elon and his goobers do. Though admittedly, there's no guarantee that Jobs would have been as terminally online as Musk if he lived today.
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Jul 8, 2023 16:21
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C-Euro posted:Jobs also existed right before social media really took off, so neither he nor his fans had the smothering reach that Elon and his goobers do. Though admittedly, there's no guarantee that Jobs would have been as terminally online as Musk if he lived today. he died in 2011, both facebook and twitter were firmly entrenched by then. i don't think he would have liked them anyway though, the guy famously didn't like to interact with people he thought were dumber than him
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Jul 8, 2023 16:24
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Jobs shoulda died in 2017. The Trump thread coulda feasted for weeks on the content, like crabs slowly devouring a whale carcass. Now all we get is threadbare trash like the sub atomizing a few no-name billionaires and Putin's ex-chef stabbing him in the back before chickening out. The writers just aren't delivering good content anymore.
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Jul 8, 2023 16:28
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quote:edit: to be fair, Jobs promoted alternative healing for cancers whilst maneuvering himself to the front of organ donor lists, which is reprehensible Jobs never publicly promoted his idiotic smoothie-based cancer cure - that only came out in his bio. He died because he actually believed in it and delayed the real treatment too long. e: had he survived the cancer he absolutely would have died of covid while trying to acquire natural immunity
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Jul 8, 2023 16:28
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https://twitter.com/Teslaconomics/status/1677543806563147776
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Jul 8, 2023 16:29
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I love the truncated longform tweet feature in embeds, it just makes bizarre rants like these seem to trail off and it’s much funnier
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Jul 8, 2023 16:33
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Didn't read
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Jul 8, 2023 16:36
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ScrubLeague posted:jobs dying was pretty much the beginning of this online but he definitely had simps it is cringey as gently caress to cry over the guy who (yelled at the people who) made your toys dying but afaik this guy never posted fanfiction about steve jobs loving an incubator
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Jul 8, 2023 16:37
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Last Chance posted:I love the truncated longform tweet feature in embeds, it just makes bizarre rants like these seem to trail off and it’s much funnier The "show more" link might as well read "I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho"
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Jul 8, 2023 16:38
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These guys act like being a CEO is a super time consuming difficult job yet all these CEOs seem to have time to be CEOs of multiple companies and also post on Twitter 200 times a day
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Jul 8, 2023 16:42
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Mrs. Dash posted:These guys act like being a CEO is a super time consuming difficult job yet all these CEOs seem to have time to be CEOs of multiple companies and also post on Twitter 200 times a day Also that he only bought it last year and has as much claim to creating twitter as I do.
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Jul 8, 2023 16:44
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Mrs. Dash posted:These guys act like being a CEO is a super time consuming difficult job yet all these CEOs seem to have time to be CEOs of multiple companies and also post on Twitter 200 times a day typical office workers
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Jul 8, 2023 16:47
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Did people like Steve Jobs have a bunch of creepy nerds like this or is this uniquely an Elon Musk thing Yeah, for sure, but Steve was like a distant, untouchable god while Elon has clearly decided to mingle with the mortals.
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Jul 8, 2023 17:09
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zetamind2000 posted:this is the plot of the upcoming five nights at freddy's movie aren't those animatronics secretly children 
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Jul 8, 2023 17:14
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Mrs. Dash posted:These guys act like being a CEO is a super time consuming difficult job yet all these CEOs seem to have time to be CEOs of multiple companies and also post on Twitter 200 times a day he also seems to think elon single-handedly created twitter instead of being forced to buy it because he said he would while he was in a k-hole
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Jul 8, 2023 17:14
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Did people like Steve Jobs have a bunch of creepy nerds like this or is this uniquely an Elon Musk thing 
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Jul 8, 2023 17:22
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God, she was just so weird.
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Jul 8, 2023 17:23
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Zork Zuckerberg vs Elden Musk
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Jul 8, 2023 17:29
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Except most of her creepy nerds were octogenarian war criminals.
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Jul 8, 2023 17:33
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never let 'em see your neck but always let 'em know you got one
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Jul 8, 2023 17:36
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DynamicSloth posted:Except most of her creepy nerds were octogenarian war criminals. no she is Steve Jobs' creepy nerd
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Jul 8, 2023 17:43
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SA threads should have a 'for you' mode that just shows good posts
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Jul 8, 2023 17:45
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:SA threads should have a 'for you' mode that just shows good posts Then all you would get are mine.
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Jul 8, 2023 18:04
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Currently fermenting Ramen using a metal toilet.
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Jul 8, 2023 18:05
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when jobs died, did anyone put flowers or candles on the handicapped parking spot he used
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Jul 8, 2023 18:10
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Escape Goat posted:when jobs died, did anyone put flowers or candles on the handicapped parking spot he used I did, yes
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Jul 8, 2023 18:13
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History Comes Inside! posted:how did dr. crusher feel about the lit candle
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Jul 8, 2023 18:15
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So we’ve gone from Musk was forced to buy Twitter after desperately trying to get out of his agreement, to Musk wanted to buy Twitter to make it better actually, to now Musk invented Twitter
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Jul 8, 2023 18:16
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Jobs dying wasting away in bed to his ex-wife: "You WILL GET NOTHING! NOTHING!"
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Jul 8, 2023 18:16
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Jobs washed his feet in toilets
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Jul 8, 2023 18:18
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Steve was pretty cool including the suicide
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Jul 8, 2023 18:18
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Elias_Maluco posted:It’s a troll. This guy has been posted here a few times already I would argue most musk fan parody accounts are not obvious at all
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Jul 8, 2023 18:36
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this was the moment society's progress stopped and the deevolution began.
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Jul 8, 2023 18:39
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Jel Shaker posted:why has the robot got tits To nourish the cyborg baby obviously
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