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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

The flyer was barely controllable as is. The Wright brothers were probably just angry about patents because Glenn Curtiss was needed to make airplanes remotely practical.

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Saukkis
May 16, 2003

Unless I'm on the inside curve pointing straight at oncoming traffic the high beams stay on and I laugh at your puny protest flashes.
I am Most Important Man. Most Important Man in the World.

PainterofCrap posted:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6W-gngIKcw

(Apologies for the bouncing around. This was a video-disc camera with zero image stabilization & I had no tripod.)

That video is private and is unavailable.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Saukkis posted:

That video is private and is unavailable.

Sorry, it's public now . :/

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Platystemon posted:

I wonder if the Flyer would be controllable if it had two engines and lost one of them.

All the way to the scene of the crash I’d figure.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

the flyer was barely controllable as it was

cigaw
Sep 13, 2012

Warbird posted:

All the way to the scene of the crash I’d figure.

Just like a modern twin!

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


I think pointing to the fact that the wrights made it to the end of their flying careers mostly without incident (:rip: selfridge) is honestly one of the best shorthand answers to why they beat anyone else to the air—just ridiculous patience for doing things the slow, methodical, painstakingly repetitious way. They logged more hours in the glider than many less-surviving pioneers did in a whole career

The wrights really seem like they were constitutionally incapable of loving around, and therefore never had to find out, even in as jank a machine as the model b, is what I’m saying

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

I stumbled upon a silent home movie of that insane 1959 World Congress of Flight air show at Nellis:
https://youtu.be/H7ypoGPFWHE

standard.deviant
May 17, 2012

Globally Indigent
(Cross posted from Cold War AirPower)


What is this? Spotted at the Evergreen Space Museum hanging over their SR-71. It’s not on the map and my kids were ready to go so I didn’t have time to ask a docent.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I think it's a drone that was supposed to be launched from the SR-71.

Edit: Nevermind, that was the D-21, a different thing.

Cojawfee fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Jul 8, 2023

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


standard.deviant posted:

(Cross posted from Cold War AirPower)


What is this? Spotted at the Evergreen Space Museum hanging over their SR-71. It’s not on the map and my kids were ready to go so I didn’t have time to ask a docent.

That’s a Teledyne-Ryan AQM-34N, OP. They do have a D-21 somewhere as well.

You can also see a glimpse of one of my favorite curation choices in that whole place in this pic; they display their blackbird with the whole half the nacelle and outboard wing hinged open for engine access

Did you ride the slide??

HookedOnChthonics fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Jul 8, 2023

standard.deviant
May 17, 2012

Globally Indigent

HookedOnChthonics posted:

Did you ride the slide??
I did not ride the slide, regrettably. I had two kids and a somewhat indulgent spouse in tow, so we spent about an hour in each building. Still, 12/10, would go again

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
At least seven aircraft built by the Wright Brothers are known to exist.

1903 Flyer, at the Smithsonian

Wright Flyer III, in Dayton

Two Wright Model A, one at the Museum of the United States Air Force, one at Smithsonian

Two Wright Model B, one at Smithsonian, one in Germany

The Vin Fiz Flyer, at Smithsonian


Take a guess at how many Wright Bros bicycles are known to exist.

Five

Dayton is home to three of them. Two are at the Wright Brothers Museum at the building in which they worked from 1894–1897. The Museum of the United States Air Force has the distinction of possessing the only Wright Bicycle for women. The Smithsonian Institution has one on display at the Capitol Mall—it’s on loan from the Henry Ford Museum. The Ford Museum has a bike on display in Dearborn, as well as the relocated buildings of the Wright home and the brick & mortar cycle shop they operated out of in the years 1897–1908.

I’ve got to believe that there are a few extant examples mouldering in obscurity in barns, but it’s still crazy to me how few are known.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Jul 8, 2023

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

So guys, as some of you know, I've been reading through most of Playboy's run I look for the usual stuff

Cultural Artifacts:






Tinder Profiles, fashion ideas:










Sexy RV Ads:






Ancient wisdom:









Things that were a joke on Archer and I was surprised to discover were real:



The origins of certain idioms, like 'OG' or 'Karen' as a selfish monster woman:





Fashion (again):



You know, the usual stuff.

Anyway, it's also given me some questions I just can't answer. Namely questions about sex.

sex and airplanes

Like where new aircraft come from. Do aircraft cheat on each other? The video I linked is only seven minutes, but I am shook. What kind of airplane is mom, anyway?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Um

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
well you see, when a mommy airplane and a daddy airplane love each other very much they do this



and then a little while later this happens



we're not entirely sure where the people in the front come from though, so it's still an active area of scientific research.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS




Vintage:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Ban this sick filth.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
There are too many of these.

http://www.aero-news.net/index.cfm?do=main.textpost&id=dce797bd-03fa-4e5b-945d-d5bc969afc7b
http://avstop.com/news/plantcity.html
http://tsaleh.blogspot.com/2006/11/airplane-fornication.html
https://www.euroga.org/forums/hangar-talk/9105-2xsr22-landing-on-top-of-each-other

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

Phanatic posted:

Ban this sick filth.

Post/redtext combo :golfclap:

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Nebakenezzer posted:

So guys, as some of you know, I've been reading through most of Playboy's run I look for the usual

“I only read it for the ads”

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



For the articles about bush operations, surely

Mr Lanternfly
Jun 26, 2023
Bush operations are so filthy, landing strips are better.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Nebakenezzer posted:

So guys, as some of you know, I've been reading through most of Playboy's run I look for the usual stuff

Cultural Artifacts:






Tinder Profiles, fashion ideas:










Sexy RV Ads:






Ancient wisdom:









Things that were a joke on Archer and I was surprised to discover were real:



The origins of certain idioms, like 'OG' or 'Karen' as a selfish monster woman:





Fashion (again):



You know, the usual stuff.

Anyway, it's also given me some questions I just can't answer. Namely questions about sex.

sex and airplanes

Like where new aircraft come from. Do aircraft cheat on each other? The video I linked is only seven minutes, but I am shook. What kind of airplane is mom, anyway?

Is there a thread for this sort of stuff? Reminds me of the GBS van magazine thread.

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.
Saw this interesting unmarked 777 at Hamilton today. I’m guessing it’s a passenger 777 that’s being converted to cargo, the planes behind it belong to Cargojet.



I regret not getting a photo when CWHM’s Dakota taxied past it.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Fornax Disaster posted:

Saw this interesting unmarked 777 at Hamilton today. I’m guessing it’s a passenger 777 that’s being converted to cargo, the planes behind it belong to Cargojet.



I regret not getting a photo when CWHM’s Dakota taxied past it.

It’s an ex Etihad aircraft according to airfleets.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Warbird posted:

Is there a thread for this sort of stuff? Reminds me of the GBS van magazine thread.

In one of the obsolete tech threads I was taking requests from goons to give me a month, year and I was uploading all the ads from that issue.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

OMGVBFLOL posted:

the flyer was barely controllable as it was


drat doctorsbike mechanics and their homemade airplanes.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

I appreciate how Colt 45 is going to make you more intellectual. Malt liquor does a bunch of things to me but I wouldn’t put “smarter” on that list.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Beer: Not Just For Goggles, Anymore

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

how hosed does an alcoholic beverage have to be to not meet fuckin american labeling standards for "beer"

thats always been insane to me

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


OMGVBFLOL posted:

how hosed does an alcoholic beverage have to be to not meet fuckin american labeling standards for "beer"

thats always been insane to me

Bavarian Purity Law of 1516 has far-reaching effects.

Malt beverages have the same regulations in almost all jurisdictions as beer, except for weird places that regulate beer specifically, so "malt beverage" is allowed to do things that "beer" cannot. Like have sugar and caffeine added.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
:ughh:

https://twitter.com/ALPAPilots/status/1678503308720308231

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid
The 1500 hour rule is nakedly an attempt to prevent new people from becoming pilots and competing with current ones; it is the epitome of gently caress you got mine.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


https://twitter.com/hamiltwan/status/1678901011149103108?s=46&t=TBi_iSImUmzjTxXAKsMEHw

:hmmyes:

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Mortabis posted:

The 1500 hour rule is nakedly an attempt to prevent new people from becoming pilots and competing with current ones; it is the epitome of gently caress you got mine.

OTOH the proposals for changes are from regionals that want indentured FO cadet programs.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Mortabis posted:

The 1500 hour rule is nakedly an attempt to prevent new people from becoming pilots and competing with current ones; it is the epitome of gently caress you got mine.

to me it always seemed more nakedly a bunch of morons in congress trying to appear to be Doing Something in the wake of the Colgan Air crash, and just being morons about it.

the pilots involved in that crash both had over 2200 hours, so the new rules wouldn't have affected them anyway, and the crash occurred because they responded to a stall warning by pulling up and retracting the flaps, something a 5 hour student pilot knows is wrong. but that's politicians for you

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.

Mortabis posted:

The 1500 hour rule is nakedly an attempt to prevent new people from becoming pilots and competing with current ones; it is the epitome of gently caress you got mine.

Do you have any idea how much regional pilots got paid before the 1500 hour rule?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Two Kings posted:

Do you have any idea how much regional pilots got paid before the 1500 hour rule?

So is it about increasing pay for regional pilots or is it about safety?

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Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

So what i am hearing is that since I live in Europe where there is no 1500 rules I should take a loan and do atpl

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