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thathonkey posted:wanting to return to a time when i didnt think ill probably see elons dick by accident 8==D
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Imagine if Elon's Dad declares that he's going through a mental health crisis and forces him into a Britney Spears-style conservatorship to take control of his assets.
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elon's going to post a dick pic of someone else's dick
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Herstory Begins Now posted:elon's going to post a dick pic of someone else's dick 8==😂
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poisonpill posted:He’s posted worse than Wizard master
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MykonosFan posted:I silently read this thread and balk at the stupid poo poo this man gets into. But this. This poo poo is so stupid I am compelled to post. What the gently caress, go burn a million dollars instead just because you can why on earth would you spend your time posting so badly on your 44bn website Lol that he could litterally burn a million dollars, a few times , got bored of the novelty and be in a better position than he is now
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Anger amplifier
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priznat posted:drat now the NY Post is making zuck seem cool, stop it you fucks I think he realizes if you go woke*, you actually won’t go broke and you can still be a rich rear end in a top hat *used in the same way fascists use Woke and not what it actually means Edit: that was a don’t too much Anders fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Jul 10, 2023 |
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The Awesomesaurus posted:Lol, he named his parody account @elonmuskAOC. AOC really does live rent free in his mind.  Wait that parody account really is him?! Holy poo poo how many socks does this motherfucker have?! Are we sure Elon isn't permabanned user LGBTQSTOMPER1488 or something?
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Further Reading posted:Imagine if Elon's Dad declares that he's going through a mental health crisis and forces him into a Britney Spears-style conservatorship to take control of his assets. Lol if you think that would ever happen to a dude Kanye West is like an actual insane person and no one does poo poo Britney Spears committed the unforgivable sin of being a woman in America of "being messy and human in a crisis" punishable according to the 6 Supreme Wise Mullahs of Jehovah by losing all rights forever, amen TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Jul 10, 2023 |
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Wee posted:Jenny Nicholson still posting on Twitter I always say "Die Rechnung, bitte" when I want to pay in a restaurant. It's how that process is called. I suspect the "German" was secretly Swiss. Or worse, Austrian. "Zahlen bitte!" would also work She probably didn't pronounce it correctly, but attempts shouldn't be gatekept
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lol it's monday morning and someone is going to have to explain "cuck" to Yacc Attack
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Herstory Begins Now posted:elon's going to post a dick pic of someone else's dick
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Musk should release his dick pick as an NFT.
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Doesn't he have some kind of fake penis with a pump or button or something? Some woman had given a vague yet disturbing description maybe on twitter or in an article about how it needed to be pumped up to be erect? I'm sure this was discussed here a while back.
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Like Dennis Hopper in Space Truckers (I hope I've remembered that right)
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Because the right wing dudes are saying it is his I'm fairly sure that parody account isn't his
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"Accurately describe my scared penis and prove you saw it exposed!"
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Wee posted:Doesn't he have some kind of fake penis with a pump or button or something? Some woman had given a vague yet disturbing description maybe on twitter or in an article about how it needed to be pumped up to be erect? Oh wow what if he straight up can't do anything in bed because he's on some jelqing forum
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Amphigory posted:Like Dennis Hopper in Space Truckers Been a long time but wasn't it Charles Dance that had the metal member?
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I think you mean: 8D
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Elon is so unoriginal, he wouldn't even be the first billionaire to die during penis enlargement surgery
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Wonder how long until he claims has been hacked by ex twitter employees or that his friends had his phone
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TulliusCicero posted:Lol if you think that would ever happen to a dude Britney Spears once gave a performance that wasn’t great but the main point people took away was how ugly and fat she was, when she looked anything but Elon gets people making AI images of him super ripped all the time despite not being in the best shape.
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“Oh yeah? Well if you saw my dick tell me where the sores an pustules are  ”
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Elon Musk: an unremarkable dick
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istewart posted:Musk has just spent the past four hours demanding all his handlers help locate a reputable penis enlargement surgeon I hope he gets a Penuma and it pokes out and gets infected: https://www.propublica.org/article/penis-enlargement-enhancement-procedures-implants
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If he claims to have been "hacked" meaning someone guessed his trivial password he will complete his journey to the boomer side
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Data Graham posted:If he claims to have been "hacked" meaning he posted while on ambien he will complete his journey to the boomer side
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Data Graham posted:If he claims to have been "hacked" meaning someone guessed his trivial password he will complete his journey to the boomer side Grimes1488
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8==🐴
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Had to watch Elon rubbin his nubbin and all I got was this stupid dobbin 
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Wee posted:"Accurately describe my scared penis and prove you saw it exposed!" Only 23k likes. Where are his bot armies to run it up to 123k likes? The world wonders.
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