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Further Reading posted:Imagine if Elon's Dad declares that he's going through a mental health crisis and forces him into a Britney Spears-style conservatorship to take control of his assets. Be funnier if he posts his own dick to shame his son.
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kdrudy posted:Be funnier if he posts his own dick to shame his many, many tragically- or weirdly-conceived children and reaffirm the decision-making of those that have left him.
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kazil posted:goddamn musk is a loving loser Is it possible to corncob so hard you collapse into a black hole?
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FungiCap posted:Is it possible to corncob so hard you collapse into a black hole? You’re seeing it happen in real time
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kazil posted:goddamn musk is a loving loser elon musk, some time later 
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What the hell happened in the last day or two that led to Elgon talking about measuring his cock? Is he just having a Threads-related meltdown?
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Teratrain posted:What the hell happened in the last day or two that led to Elgon talking about measuring his cock? Is he just having a Threads-related meltdown? It's just the latest part of a continuous Threads-related meltdown since the app launched.
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And I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it!
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poisonpill posted:You’re seeing it happen in real time *Hans Zimmer music starts blasting*
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Teratrain posted:What the hell happened in the last day or two that led to Elgon talking about measuring his cock? Is he just having a Threads-related meltdown? But like the cage match, Musk would back out if there was any chance it could happen. He needs security to escort him to the bathroom in his own office, his fragile ego isn't going to risk that Zuck actually out shows him.
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the dick measuring algorithm has been known to falsely inflate the numbers for select users
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E the Shaggy posted:Elon saying he has a smaller dick than Zuck. Excellent gambit sir. “Your wife knows what their dick sizes are?” Too smart for elon,emoji will do.
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FungiCap posted:Is it possible to corncob so hard you collapse into a black hole? We're deep into the gravity well, far past the event horizon, and so beyond stupid that we've discovered that it is both causal, and wholly possible to be a human collapsar.
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I for one appreciate Musk's devotion to upping his pathetic game at every opportunity. I thought responding to Grimes' post that one time was the bottom of the barrel but now he's somehow getting dunked on by the loving Zuckbot. I want to say he has no self awareness but you can feel the desperation from these posts. Please laugh.
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thathonkey posted:sorry elons mom has cancelled her sons literal dick measuring contest elon's dad: "i can tell you his dick is small"
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Dr_Strangelove posted:I hope he gets a Penuma and it pokes out and gets infected: https://www.propublica.org/article/penis-enlargement-enhancement-procedures-implants good god. this is haunting poo poo. edit: "Richard Hague Jr., a 74-year-old pastor at a Baptist church in Niagara Falls, said his implant made him feel like “a wild stallion.”" edit2: gently caress. one of the board members of the company is a Texan named Run Wang Buce fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Jul 10, 2023 |
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"please post your content here too I'll pay you later I swear" I say, as the proud $44 billion purchaser of a very good website that is doing very good
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/peethanonline/status/1678173950596005888?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw I don't think Twitter Blue subscribers would even cover the revenue of one Mr. Beast video per month.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/peethanonline/status/1678173950596005888?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw What a pathetic, desperate rear end in a top hat lmao
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Serious_Cyclone posted:"please post your content here too I'll pay you later I swear" I say, as the proud $44 billion purchaser of a very good website that is doing very good This was in fact an earnest promise, too, and he has a pattern of doing that and welching (at $54.20/share among other things), which creates a toooooon of business liability.
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Jippa posted:He has 109 twitter accounts? You can subscribe to individual Twitter accounts too to get access to paywalled tweets, I’m assuming he’s for some reason paying to subscribe to 109 different chuds.
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Halisnacks posted:You can subscribe to individual Twitter accounts too to get access to paywalled tweets, I’m assuming he’s for some reason paying to subscribe to 109 different chuds. Oh I see.
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"I can lie as long as I can insider short myself lol."
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The phrase "get access to paywalled tweets" gives me a profound sense of sadness, I remember back in 7th grade when the internet was going to revolutionize something, anything.
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Subscribe to my posts for only 9.95 per post goons. Get the fastest updates from SA's most consistant-ish and always kind of just there poster
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Jippa posted:Oh I see. It's still pretty insane, I cannot even fathom having 109 youtube subscriptions which are free, and this guy has 109 twitter subscriptions which he pays money for to read more sentences they write. Who has the time for that?
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The Saddest Rhino posted:It's still pretty insane, I cannot even fathom having 109 youtube subscriptions which are free, and this guy has 109 twitter subscriptions which he pays money for to read more sentences they write. Who has the time for that? The people with "me in my car" portraits have the most time out of anyone in the world, and despite clear evidence they have access to the outside world, are some of the most extremely online people conceivable
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