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a nice box for the mailman you cucked to pee in
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biceps crimes posted:yes, that's why I'm going to put one on my house would probably have been worth 50k in the bidding wars of 2021
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Jul 10, 2023 04:06
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if you find yourself constantly asking others if they're jealous of you, chances are nobody is.
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Jul 10, 2023 04:48
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:if you find yourself constantly asking others if they're jealous of you, chances are nobody is. Jealous much?
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Jul 10, 2023 04:52
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this must be the new pfc meltdown thread
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Jul 10, 2023 05:18
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this is what buying a house in 2023 does to your brain
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Jul 10, 2023 05:22
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Jealous much? for someone as pedantic as you are, you’d think you’d know the difference between jealousy and envy.
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Jul 10, 2023 09:21
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:It came with the house, jealous? Lol, "historic" homes have more credentials than I do.
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shrike82 posted:this is what buying a house in 2023 does to your brain It's the cognitive dissonance of being an urbanist/transit advocate who is retreating further into the suburbs that did it
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Jul 10, 2023 13:58
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:what the gently caress are you talking about himself usually
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Jul 10, 2023 14:17
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can you figure out if pfc has kids or not ?
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Jul 10, 2023 14:19
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Can't believe people buy pedigree houses when there's so many desperate mutts looking for an owner.
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euphronius posted:can you figure out if pfc has kids or not ? no more landlords, please
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Jul 10, 2023 14:49
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no, more landlords please!
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Nothus posted:no, more landlords please! 
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from the minds that brought youNothus posted:no, more landlords please! comes new, all natural Oops! All landlords!
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thankfully corporations are consolidating all housing so that in a couple of decades there will be vastly fewer landlords. i'm sure they won't abuse their monopoly.
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BULBASAUR posted:The room where the magic happens permabanned sink-shitter and murder-room poster dolphin moved to portland?
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Jul 10, 2023 15:13
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:you have so many stupid as gently caress opinions about poo poo you have zero clue about. it's sort of impressive. he's right in the sense that we are still dealing with the legacy of 1970s white flight and anti-annexation laws that moved the property tax base (AKA school funding) to the suburbs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Path_dependence
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Why would anyone want to live in a cul-de-sac surrounded by highways on three sides, no sidewalks, and you cannot even get milk from the store without getting into the car. Teachers have to commute 20 minutes or more because they don't earn enough to buy into your tri-level cookie cutter hellscape. Yes, this is aspirational. Your children won't be confined to your 2300sq ft + back yard. Make the suburbs pay for their own poo poo infrastructure and they will go away. Just stop subsidizing them at the state level. Bing bong!
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A Bad King posted:Why would anyone want to live in a cul-de-sac surrounded by highways on three sides, no sidewalks, and you cannot even get milk from the store without getting into the car. Teachers have to commute 20 minutes or more because they don't earn enough to buy into your tri-level cookie cutter hellscape. Yes, this is aspirational. Your children won't be confined to your 2300sq ft + back yard. Backyard? Nah man, gotta fill up the lot as much as possible with the house’s square footage. It’ll boost your property value!
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ArmZ posted:he's right in the sense that we are still dealing with the legacy of 1970s white flight and anti-annexation laws that moved the property tax base (AKA school funding) to the suburbs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Path_dependence Yeah but taking the worst and most exaggerated example of a thing and then insisting that everyone who does that thing is only doing it because of that worst and most exaggerated example is PFCs posting style. So therefore if anyone has ever moved to a different school district to avoid minorities then that means anyone who ever moves for their kids for any reason is doing it to avoid minorities and there is simply no other explanation possible.
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The city keeps adding tiny taxes to everything because they refuse to properly tax commercial real estate properties in a sustainable rate. Local listicles suggesting we rebel against over-taxation of the Netflix subscription should include a paragraph on moving into the suburbs, a living hell of car culture and chain restaurants.
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Thoguh posted:Yeah but taking the worst and most exaggerated example of a thing and then insisting that everyone who does that thing is only doing it because of that worst and most exaggerated example is PFCs posting style. So therefore if anyone has ever moved to a different school district to avoid minorities then that means anyone who ever moves for their kids for any reason is doing it to avoid minorities and there is simply no other explanation possible. These days they're doing it to avoid the homeless who happen to be minorities
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Jul 10, 2023 16:59
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all of my white as hell friends simply got priced out of owning homes in the city because nobody has a million dollars to spend on their first house.
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Thoguh posted:Yeah but taking the worst and most exaggerated example of a thing and then insisting that everyone who does that thing is only doing it because of that worst and most exaggerated example is PFCs posting style. So therefore if anyone has ever moved to a different school district to avoid minorities then that means anyone who ever moves for their kids for any reason is doing it to avoid minorities and there is simply no other explanation possible. cspam is a land of contrasts 
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:all of my white as hell friends simply got priced out of owning homes in the city because nobody has a million dollars to spend on their first house. Yeah I feel like my city blew past the million dollar mark and the average is closer to 1.5-2 million to buy something in the city now. Who the hell is buying these places?
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Raccooon posted:Yeah I feel like my city blew past the million dollar mark and the average is closer to 1.5-2 million to buy something in the city now. Who the hell is buying these places? Investors that get way better borrowing rates than families
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Bastard Tetris posted:Investors that get way better borrowing rates than families it's this
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ProperGanderPusher posted:If we could just afford a two bedroom apartment and not have our rent jacked way up every other year we would have seriously considered raising kids in the city. It had nothing to do with making sure our daughter didn’t encounter any poors or browns at school. As a matter of fact there’s more of those in the suburb we wound up in since they’ve all been priced out of the city along with us. Yeah, the inner ring suburb schools around here that my friends & I all send our kids to are majority minority. The people who didn't leave the city were the rich ones who could afford to buy in the heavily white areas of north side Chicago. Those areas are pretty much just young transplants renting with roommates, then well to do mansion owners. It seems more economic based than anything else for where people live. The big exception was that pre-covid, people would have to move based on their commute (one spouse working an hour north, one an hour south, so bought in the middle) or living near parents for free childcare. I'm not sure if and how work from home has changed that, especially now that most people around me want to be in the office a few days a week (but not more than 3) trevorreznik has issued a correction as of 18:14 on Jul 10, 2023 |
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this is an abandoned house that's gutted inside and they still added the "glowing windows and sunset sky" filter 
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Jul 10, 2023 18:35
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Crusty Nutsack posted:this is an abandoned house that's gutted inside and they still added the "glowing windows and sunset sky" filter nice monster house
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Crusty Nutsack posted:this is an abandoned house that's gutted inside and they still added the "glowing windows and sunset sky" filter such a high percentage of homes I’m seeing online have those windows. I go to street view to see how it actually looks.
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Jul 10, 2023 19:15
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sonatinas posted:such a high percentage of homes I’m seeing online have those windows. I go to street view to see how it actually looks. we're selling my grandmas house and they have a filter that kicks up the brightness by like 5000 percent so rooms that arent well lit look like they have extremely natural lighting lol its all false advertising now
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anime was right posted:we're selling my grandmas house and they have a filter that kicks up the brightness by like 5000 percent so rooms that arent well lit look like they have extremely natural lighting lol my favorite is when the kitchen is stretched out and then you look at another picture and all of a sudden the appliances are back to their original dimension
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anime was right posted:we're selling my grandmas house and they have a filter that kicks up the brightness by like 5000 percent so rooms that arent well lit look like they have extremely natural lighting lol They also add a wide lens to make them look bigger. And don’t forget the classics such as “paint over rot” and “hide wall cracks behind furniture and pictures and hope the inspectors miss them”.
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It's probably High Dynamic Range photography. Take multiple pictures at different exposures at the same spot and then merge them. Smart devices started to support it as a basic setting a few years ago, so listing agents just need to know the One Weird Trick and there you go. I think you can even get that dusk window reflection from it, but there has to be lights on inside.
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