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well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

post hole digger posted:

some sort of community website that could display short snippets of text that you can post, and you can follow other people and read the snippets that they post. is this anything?

Dear post hole digger:

I write on behalf of X Corp., as successor in interest to Twitter, Inc. ("Twitter"). Based on recent reports regarding your recently posted “community website” idea,

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Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

SuperDepressing posted:

a websight where you can post but only using predefined words like a souls game message

This would unironically be better than twitter/twitter-clones. Or any social media for that matter

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

SuperDepressing posted:

a websight where you can post but only using predefined words like a souls game message

• "good morning fellas"
• "hand me that thing"
• "boy, this work's hard"
• "guys, breaks over"

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

InternetOfTwinks posted:

A single goddamn place where you can punch in a list of bands either manually or generated from your personal library and/or streaming accounts, and get notifications immediately when any of the artists announce tour dates. Ideally with being able to set how far you are willing to travel for each particular act, and different levels of how hard the service tries to get ahold of you about it.

bandsintown is kinda almost that. I connected it to Spotify and it’s notified me about shows from artists I don’t follow on the service yet. but you can set it to remind you about events as shows go on sale, auto adds to your calendar, and recommends artists and stuff. check it out.

it also doesn’t cost anything cause they probably get a cut of ticket sales passed thru the app

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



rotor posted:

• "good morning fellas"
• "hand me that thing"
• "boy, this work's hard"
• "guys, breaks over"

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

rotor posted:

• "good morning fellas"
• "hand me that thing"
• "boy, this work's hard"
• "guys, breaks over"

“try finger, but hole”

Scud Hansen
Dec 13, 2015

Darkness and Evil
Field Programmable Gatorade

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

cgi startup that adds cigarette smoking back into movies where they took it out or where there was never any smoking to begin with.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Scud Hansen posted:

Field Programmable Gatorade

The cyberpunk names thread is that way

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

a website and app where you can deposit money, transfer money to other users, and withdraw the money into ca$h

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


a website and app where you can deposit money, transfer money to other users, and I withdraw the money into ca$h

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

a website that's just a website. no app

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

can you do that???

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
a pizza you can live in. some kind of pizza hut

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
animal glue made from specific animals with cute cartoon animal branding

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
an app for your car battery

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
some kind of app that rewards you for drinking energy drinks

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
booze hound : it’s an app and it gets your location and gets the best deals on alcohol around you, incorporating like costing extra to drive further away negating savings so yeah it’s always looking out to help you

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
already exists, its called drizly and their tv ads come on every day at noon

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

graph posted:

already exists, its called drizly and their tv ads come on every day at noon

lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I had the idea in like 2004 but slept on it and now
someone else reaps the rewards

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

echinopsis posted:

I had the idea in like 2004 but slept on it and now
someone else reaps the rewards

i said they should make a better playstation and then a few years later the ps2 came out and i never even got a royalty check

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
bread 2.0

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



fart simpson posted:

i said they should make a better playstation and then a few years later the ps2 came out and i never even got a royalty check

left money on the tbh

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

spherical cows

think of the optimizations possible

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
an internet advertising company that takes the money from those wishing to advertise and it insists that someone somewhere saw the advert but it never actually showed the advert because who can tell anyway? just make some engagement graphs and take their money.

company name: woopsy

SolTerrasa
Sep 2, 2011

N.Z.'s Champion posted:

an internet advertising company that takes the money from those wishing to advertise and it insists that someone somewhere saw the advert but it never actually showed the advert because who can tell anyway? just make some engagement graphs and take their money.

company name: woopsy

company name: google

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Strava for farts

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


rotor posted:

• "good morning fellas"
• "hand me that thing"
• "boy, this work's hard"
• "guys, breaks over"

finally a social network where it's always "time for crab"

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
a company that sells user engagement devices to streamers...robots that do something to the streamer when someone pays :10bux:
  • a robot hand that slaps the streamer in the face, and then slowly coils up to strike again
  • an electric chair that zaps the streamer
  • a mat that can suddenly accelerate sideways to make the streamer fall over
  • a robot head that startles the streamer by screaming at them
  • a robot that sets the thermostat to max for 10 minutes

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

post hole digger posted:

been thinking about this one A LOT lately. anyone know of any companies working in this space or is this just a hypothetical for now

*guy in back*

uber but for gay sex

InternetOfTwinks
Apr 2, 2011

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just bad

SuperDepressing posted:

a websight where you can post but only using predefined words like a souls game message

I've been thinking about this since you posted it and might have to rig it up

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

InternetOfTwinks posted:

I've been thinking about this since you posted it and might have to rig it up

“you can use any word as long as it occurs on the first paragraph of a prime-numbered page of the 2nd edition AD&D Dungeon Masters Guide”

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


AnimeIsTrash posted:

*guy in back*

uber butt for gay sex

much better

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

AnimeIsTrash posted:

*guy in back*

uber but for gay sex

Going to try and hack something together this weekend. I’ll be in the garage with my laptop

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Steve Jobs: but wait, there’s more…
[steve steps out of the spotlight as the screen behind him starts playing footage of two guys absolutely going to town on each other]

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

echinopsis posted:

an app for your car battery

this is pretty big with the overland/touring car people with advanced lithium batteries and such, full bms on some even

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


post hole digger posted:

Steve Jobs: but wait, there’s more…
[steve steps out of the spotlight as the screen behind him starts playing footage of two guys absolutely going to town on each other]

Twink Different

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


post hole digger posted:

Steve Jobs: but wait, there’s more…
[steve steps out of the spotlight as the screen behind him starts playing footage of two guys absolutely going to town on each other]

$69 appears after an overlong pause

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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


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