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ProperGanderPusher posted:They also add a wide lens to make them look bigger. And don’t forget the classics such as “paint over rot” and “hide wall cracks behind furniture and pictures and hope the inspectors miss them”. load-bearing staging furniture
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Crusty Nutsack posted:this is an abandoned house that's gutted inside and they still added the "glowing windows and sunset sky" filter P. Sure pennywise lives here
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Rocko Bonaparte posted:It's probably High Dynamic Range photography. Take multiple pictures at different exposures at the same spot and then merge them. Smart devices started to support it as a basic setting a few years ago, so listing agents just need to know the One Weird Trick and there you go. yeah its this
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Crusty Nutsack posted:this is an abandoned house that's gutted inside and they still added the "glowing windows and sunset sky" filter *realtor voice* sun soaked HELL HOLE
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entry level as in the entry on on level
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just down the street https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1108-W-Mary-St-Austin-TX-78704/29472067_zpid/
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i say swears online posted:just down the street Lmao quote:Build your dream home or compound right in the heart of South Austin My very own less than half acre compound
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lol realtor told me that competition really stops for the area I’m looking in when homes hit over 1M. lovely
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There are very inexpensive real estate markets in some regions of the county. Do you like winter?
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Crusty Nutsack posted:this is an abandoned house that's gutted inside and they still added the "glowing windows and sunset sky" filter Dr. Frankenstein, harnessing the power of lightning, brings his creation to life.
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I looked at condos cause we are both urbanists and what we could afford mortgage wise also would have $500-1k HOA fees tacked on top of the 6% rate mortgage cause no one maintained them over the years. At least if we get a house with a garage we could get & store an electric cargo bike for “truck” runs to the hardware store. Out biggest cost will be retro fitting cold air HVAC/mini splits cause you didn’t need a/c until the last 5-10 years in the PNW. We are in that weird spot where renting is just barely affordable for us but buying is almost out of reach.
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anime was right posted:we're selling my grandmas house and they have a filter that kicks up the brightness by like 5000 percent so rooms that arent well lit look like they have extremely natural lighting lol When we called about the condo we're looking at for my partner's parents literally the first thing the realtor said to us was "it doesn't look anything like the pictures."
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:wait a second what makes one an urbanism vs not one? we are those annoying fucks that don’t own a car for green and economical reasons.
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oh. even if you don't own any cars, having a garage and a driveway is super useful for all kinds of poo poo. Mostly for doing projects where you need ventilation but don't want to be inside stinking up your house with paint/varnish/whatever sealant you're working with.
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oh ya I do pottery and would love to own my own kiln. landlords don’t like things that heat up to 1200C and release gasses
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My condo has a little detached garage and it rules. My buddy bought a house and the garage it has is like the same size as the living space. That’s too much garage in my opinion but it is incredible project space.
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HOAs are poo poo and after a decade in a condo I’ll never give them a dime again Yeah let me light a ton of non-deductible money on fire for a bunch of busybody boomers to gently caress everything up, sounds rad
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Florida is pricing in their future a bit too slowly. I hope Aquaman has enough running liquid capital to buy up all those homes.
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the 2nd chance state still gonna be that regardless since people won’t know until it’s too late. trying to declutter a house with a kid to get it ready for staging is a pain. we only buy craft stuff for our kid so the house is a mini art gallery lol and all of our paid paper bills take up the rest. I wish I just had to time to scan everything.
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Isn't Austin so ridiculously hot and humid in the summer to the point where you have to stay inside where there's air conditioning?
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sonatinas posted:the 2nd chance state still gonna be that regardless since people won’t know until it’s too late. I don't know why they call Florida that. Even now, in TYOOL 2023 it's unbearably hot for the best months of the year; you can't even swim in the hot tub of a gulf or enjoy your backyard as the humidity dominates every decision-tree. Plus the whole, "not-habitable" thing in 20 years. It can take several weekends to decide on what to keep and what to take...have you considered just shoving all the papers into a box and handling it when you finish moving in x weeks? One of the small benefits of selling now is that time is typically on your side (unless your situation is atypical).
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A Bad King posted:I don't know why they call Florida that. Even now, in TYOOL 2023 it's unbearably hot for the best months of the year; you can't even swim in the hot tub of a gulf or enjoy your backyard as the humidity dominates every decision-tree. Plus the whole, "not-habitable" thing in 20 years. I find it extremely funny that I know two people whose parents retired to Florida, hated it, couldn't afford to move back to the northeast, and basically spent the next decade or so trying to trick all their friends to join them because they were so miserable. Snow hatred really poisons your brain.
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Beached Whale posted:Isn't Austin so ridiculously hot and humid in the summer to the point where you have to stay inside where there's air conditioning? imo it is unbearable July-August but the weather is good for the rest of the year except for the 3-5 days of real winter per year. (unbearable to me are relentless stretches of dew points above 70 or lows above 75) I keep my thermostat set to 80 though 24/7 and exercise outside daily, I may be poisoned. biceps crimes has issued a correction as of 15:27 on Jul 11, 2023 |
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A Bad King posted:
I am pretty much doing that now. I am throwing out a bunch of unneeded stuff though . but time is not on our side due to a ton of reasons, main one is before school year because it will be really hard on my kid if like 3 weeks into school year we move to new school/city/area.
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shrike82 posted:https://twitter.com/BusinessInsider/status/1678567811038289920?s=20 that’s right some were black during a time of redlining
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euphronius posted:lmao 40% of Americans would instantly die in an 80 degree house yeah, i have some overweight/obese family members that need our house to be 68 when they visit. we keep it at about 75 which is too dang hot for some. all my elderly family members though hate the cold and don’t bother visiting us during Michigan winters.
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Beached Whale posted:Isn't Austin so ridiculously hot and humid in the summer to the point where you have to stay inside where there's air conditioning? Yep, same goes for almost everywhere south of Mason-Dixon. You get up at like six to go for a run or mow your lawn or else you wait until 9 pm from May to late September. In theory your AC costs are offset by a low COL but Austin has Bay Area prices on housing now so lmao. ProperGanderPusher has issued a correction as of 15:38 on Jul 11, 2023 |
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euphronius posted:lmao 40% of Americans would instantly die in an 80 degree house my grandparents had an old un-air conditioned house I’d go to in the summer. as long as you have a fan and aren’t expecting to be in a meat locker in a hot and humid place, it’s fine imo. but I’m also not obese and have been in Texas most of my life
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If you turn on your AC for more than 14-15 days in total through a year barring 1-1000 yr heat dome events (every other year), you're a victim who rationalized living in an irrational hell. No one can convince me otherwise. It's socialized insanity to choose to live in a region that sees daily mean temperatures above 32C at any point in the year, unless your choice was made by family before we industrialized our extinction events. This is not a controversial opinion, even the vast majority of birds agree with me.
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If I could live in 60 degree weather year round I would be the happiest person on Earth, and I hate that I have the self awareness not to keep the thermostat below 70.
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Paradoxish posted:If I could live in 60 degree weather year round I would be the happiest person on Earth, and I hate that I have the self awareness not to keep the thermostat below 70. Good news and bad news. Good news is much of the Bay Area has this climate.
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Paradoxish posted:If I could live in 60 degree weather year round I would be the happiest person on Earth, and I hate that I have the self awareness not to keep the thermostat below 70. Eureka, CA is calling your name.
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