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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


I didn’t gently caress my bear. I didn’t cum on my bear. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my bear. I’ve never done anything weird with my bears. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

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Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Bare necessities.

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Hatebag posted:

I didn’t gently caress my bear. I didn’t cum on my bear. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my bear. I’ve never done anything weird with my bears. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

I don't believe you.

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo
Shame the already pretty trash BG IP is being run into the ground by a collection of Scandinavian beast loving freaks who think humor peaked with Monty python

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

El Pollo Blanco posted:

Shame the already pretty trash BG IP is being run into the ground by a collection of Scandinavian beast loving freaks who think humor peaked with Monty python

so youre saying give it to bethesda

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i mean you certainly cant give it to obsidian. i played the outer worlds and ive seen just how funny their writers are. best give it to the folks who cant write a joke, period, and barely even try

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
please do not turn this thread into a single thread version of the videogames subforum... they hate all games, do not become a jaded gamer even in the face of bear sex

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo

loquacius posted:

Arcanum had a whorehouse you could visit but it was all fade-to-black and the prostitutes were all wearing fancy victorian dresses at all times and that is IIRC the only horny thing in the game so I would actually rate it as less horny than, say, any given Final Fantasy

Arcanum had the weird plot where the gnome bankers who secretly run the world were breeding ogres with kidnapped white women

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

Regarde Aduck posted:

please do not turn this thread into a single thread version of the videogames subforum... they hate all games, do not become a jaded gamer even in the face of bear sex

i for one embrace the bear sex, and i encourage you all to do the same

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

El Pollo Blanco posted:

Arcanum had the weird plot where the gnome bankers who secretly run the world were breeding ogres with kidnapped white women

so its accurate to victorian storytelling whats your point

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnNzJbe6COk

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


hearing rumors that bear thinks NATO is epic

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

El Pollo Blanco posted:

Arcanum had the weird plot where the gnome bankers who secretly run the world were breeding ogres with kidnapped white women

Yeah again this was not horny in-game, it was just infowars-brained

I just skipped the entire subplot on replay and pretended it didn't exist because it made me really mad as a (Jewish) teen

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

El Pollo Blanco posted:

Arcanum had the weird plot where the gnome bankers who secretly run the world were breeding ogres with kidnapped white women

the orcs also suicide crash their plane into your zeppelin which starts the whole thing

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

https://twitter.com/voughtintl/status/1678418803057741835?s=61&t=4fcencxYVL1ATfo5SIjB8w

boo boo bear
Oct 1, 2009

I'm COMPLETELY OBSESSED with SEXY EGGS

El Pollo Blanco posted:

Arcanum had the weird plot where the gnome bankers who secretly run the world were breeding ogres with kidnapped white women

yea, that ruled.

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPx6bqBrE4g

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Ytlaya posted:

I don't believe you.

You'll have to bear with me

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
skyrim had some humor but I'm not sure it was intended

I think the VA for belethor made him the funniest guy in the game just by deciding to sound like an out-of-control prick

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


All the voices in skyrim shoulda been the sarcastic merchant guy, he fuckin rules

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Hatebag posted:

All the voices in skyrim shoulda been the sarcastic merchant guy, he fuckin rules

yea that's who I'm talking about haha

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i love all that bethesda trash. really making games of AAA budget but 90s qa quality. only ones in the business still allowed to do this

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
if yall never played enderal give it a shot, a bunch of germans gave skyrim an actual plot and even though it's VERY weird and some VA is like community theater level it's actually pretty good

it's free if you already have skyrim and be honest, you have skyrim

it also has no level scaling so you get the morrowind experience of going somewhere too high level and getting your poo poo wrecked and then later doing the wrecking

Stefan Prodan has issued a correction as of 01:40 on Jul 11, 2023

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
I always thought Belethor kind of sounded like Will Arnet

I wonder if there's a bear loving mod for Skyrim, I know there was anatomically correct werewolves

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

loquacius posted:

Yeah again this was not horny in-game, it was just infowars-brained

I just skipped the entire subplot on replay and pretended it didn't exist because it made me really mad as a (Jewish) teen

not gonna lie, a storyline in a steampunk fantasy game where women are executed by being raped by ogres until they die in childbirth is actually what i would expect from very weird and horny men

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSJ2TqvYKcc

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

The classic Bethesda voice actors are great. I'd love more of that

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I like bethesda games

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

The classic Bethesda voice actors are great. I'd love more of that
I hope we get Jeff Baker back in Starfield, they brought back the adoring fan.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

El Pollo Blanco posted:

Arcanum had the weird plot where the gnome bankers who secretly run the world were breeding ogres with kidnapped white women

lmao what

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Ive really wanted to like arcanum but i for the life of me absolutely cannot figure out the combat

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Stefan Prodan posted:

if yall never played enderal give it a shot, a bunch of germans gave skyrim an actual plot and even though it's VERY weird and some VA is like community theater level it's actually pretty good

it's free if you already have skyrim and be honest, you have skyrim

it also has no level scaling so you get the morrowind experience of going somewhere too high level and getting your poo poo wrecked and then later doing the wrecking

Yeah enderal owns really hard, I'd say the va is so least as good as Skyrim and often better though that's not too disagree with Stefan

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

El Pollo Blanco posted:

Arcanum had the weird plot where the gnome bankers who secretly run the world were breeding ogres with kidnapped white women

Lot to unpack here

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

El Pollo Blanco posted:

Arcanum had the weird plot where the gnome bankers who secretly run the world were breeding ogres with kidnapped white women

Not only that but you the player can do absolutely nothing about it. When you go back it's been completely cleared out and the guy you give the info to is killed

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Mr Hootington posted:

I like bethesda games

same

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

video games own

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Didn't Arcanum also use nazi poster imagery for some socialist movement or something

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Buddykins posted:

Ive really wanted to like arcanum but i for the life of me absolutely cannot figure out the combat

there's a surprisingly good narrative lp of it if you're interested

https://lparchive.org/Arcanum/

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Grapplejack posted:

Not only that but you the player can do absolutely nothing about it. When you go back it's been completely cleared out and the guy you give the info to is killed

seems true to life

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
it's ok to dislike Arcanum combat, because it is pretty much poo poo. turn based and rt. i still finished it because i wanted more stuff from the Fallout guys.

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