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Of course it's that loving disgusting toad man.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 08:40 |
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Vintersorg posted:Where the gently caress is the JULES trailer I saw before Asteroid City?? It has Ben Kingsley who has a UFO crashland in his backyard and he befriends the alien inside by feeding it apples. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uINXBIoxhM8
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 13:55 |
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Hell yeah - there it is. Movie is gonna be so loving weird.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 14:13 |
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It looks like a parody trailer that would be in a 30 Rock episode
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 16:06 |
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Too bad they just showed the entire movie, including what is clealy the alien taking off at the end. I was really into it before it turned all schmaltzy and uplifting in the second half.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 16:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otNh9bTjXWg
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:03 |
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Chalamet seems like the wrong choice and the oompa loompa cgi looks pretty bad. The overall tone and vibe of the movie seem good though. This movie has "solid B-" written all over it.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:10 |
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Definitely has more of a kids movie vibe and not as leaning into the strange-ness of it all. Not sure how I feel about that. Makes it seem kinda generic. I'll give it a shot though. Chalamet, who I love, does seem like the wrong choice though.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:13 |
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:14 |
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I don't think Chalamet can really bring the kiddy charm Wonka has - he's clearly going for friendly Gene Wilder.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:24 |
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I'm generally a fan of Chalamet but he seems wildly miscast in this role lol it's kind of staggering
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:24 |
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I was all set to hate this, but I loving love Paddington 2 and this looks like it has a similar vibe. Bit of an oof on what's probably a fat suit joke, though, and that CGI is atrocious. Chalomet is giving something something Gene Milder idk eat your media slop fresh from the IP mill who cares
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:28 |
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Looks bad, of course. I think it's mostly Timothy Charlemagne trying to break out of his moody boy typecasting more than anything else.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:28 |
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Just remake Charlie and the Chocolate Factory every 25 or 30 years, it's not that complicated. Nobody cares about Wonka's origin story.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:29 |
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I too would like to say that Chamalet looks pretty bad. Seems like he's going way too broad.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:31 |
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This looks atrocious and immediately forgettable
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:33 |
The writer/director of Paddington get a blank check from me so I'm going to watch this regardless, but yeah, Chalamet doesn't really ring that note of quirky charm that I'd expect.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:34 |
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They were probably like "Depp went too weird with it last time, let's get somebody more normal", which is not at all the right approach.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:35 |
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GrandpaPants posted:The writer/director of Paddington get a blank check from me so I'm going to watch this regardless, but yeah, Chalamet doesn't really ring that note of quirky charm that I'd expect. This is the only thing giving me a glimmer of hope. The Paddington movies were surprisingly great so I'll definitely give it the benefit of the doubt.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:37 |
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Basebf555 posted:Just remake Charlie and the Chocolate Factory every 25 or 30 years, it's not that complicated. Nobody cares about Wonka's origin story. Nope sorry, nothing can be a mystery, we have to learn the origin of the Jedi and the infinity stones and Professor X’s dog. Gotta squeeze every drop out of that ip
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:39 |
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They could've just made a film of the weirdly violent Broadway musical from a few years ago.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:41 |
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Basebf555 posted:Just remake Charlie and the Chocolate Factory every 25 or 30 years, it's not that complicated. Nobody cares about Wonka's origin story. Wilder's Wonka is one of the most iconic movie characters of all-time. Nobody cares about Wonka's origin story but nobody really cares to see someone else whiff at playing Wonka in a Charlie remake.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:51 |
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I want present day Al Pacino as Wonka. Just haggard as all hell and chain smoking
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 18:00 |
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Should have gotten Michael Shannon for WONKA.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 18:11 |
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Colonel Whitey posted:I want present day Al Pacino as Wonka. Just haggard as all hell and chain smoking Oddly enough Pacino wants Chalamet to play the younger version of his character in Heat 2. Which I don't know if it works either because I can't really picture Timothee Chalamet shotgunning home invaders while hoped up on amphetamines
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 18:24 |
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Punkin Spunkin posted:Borderlands: The Movie
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 18:29 |
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Chalamet is a great actor and can be plenty weird, but I just don’t think it’s the right kind of weird, I want someone vaguely unsettling as Wonka, have a slight tinge of malice in there somewhere.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 18:29 |
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live with fruit posted:Wilder's Wonka is one of the most iconic movie characters of all-time. Nobody cares about Wonka's origin story but nobody really cares to see someone else whiff at playing Wonka in a Charlie remake. I'm fine with it if you let a generation turn over and wait like 25-30 years like I said. A 5 year old doesn't care if Wilder's version is iconic, they don't go into it with those preconceptions.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 18:30 |
Basebf555 posted:Just remake Charlie and the Chocolate Factory every 25 or 30 years, it's not that complicated. Nobody cares about Wonka's origin story. Even the last version got into his origin a little bit, with has dad being a dentist, and all that bullshit.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 18:35 |
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Wonka: Dawn of Willy
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 18:41 |
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"Where I come from we just call that morning wood!"
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 18:41 |
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This is not the Golden Path. This is the abomination
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 18:59 |
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Wonka: Rise of the Willy e;f;b
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 19:00 |
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Just make that dark (chocolate) remake of Willy Wonka where he cuts off the hands of the Oompah Loompahs if they don't make their cacao quotas
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 19:19 |
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i hope wily defeats all the bad capitalists and becomes ultimate good capitalist
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 19:23 |
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I want Nicole Byer as Wonka Or if we must cast white dudes then the Doughboys play him collectively
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 20:06 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlceGpbGgvE
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 20:56 |
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Snooze Cruise posted:i hope wily defeats all the bad capitalists and becomes ultimate good capitalist i think you could actually do this if you had like guy richie (first british guy i could think of) or literally anyone with an inkling of imagination work on this. theres def something to the concept of a surreal deconstruction of the age of industrialization at the beginning of the twentieth century. could speak to automation and centralization revolutionizing societies approach to labor, about the iron hand of capitalism closing on the throat of the world as the age of colonialism reaches its zenith. you could actually jokerpill this pretty easily too. but to speak of chocolate is to speak of empire and i think theres def something there that audiences could be hungry for.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 21:12 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDw6hGm7eUQ
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Cobrai Kai just can't act. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wxyy8Rcz4k
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