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After almost two months working here I've been told my hair is too long |
# ? Jul 11, 2023 15:24 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 10:31 |
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God. I hate this job.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 15:42 |
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Dr. Honked posted:something awful dot com! wow, Lowtax fails us from beyond the grave. where is my pig balls servers?? |
# ? Jul 11, 2023 16:25 |
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Ominous Jazz posted:After almost two months working here I've been told my hair is too long tell them to eat your rear end imo like tying it up isn't good enough?? |
# ? Jul 11, 2023 16:25 |
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I really hope I can find a new job sooner rather than later. Recent developments are leaving me incredibly stressed out and depressed.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:16 |
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rear end-penny posted:tell them to eat your rear end imo I uh Don't know how to tie my hair up |
# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:26 |
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Ominous Jazz posted:I uh VERY CAREFULLY!
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:29 |
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My supervisor and her supervisor were in her office discussing idk supervisory things and I hear one of them mention the name 'jim davis' and like, no forethought at all I just yell HEY ISN'T THAT THE CARTOONIST FROM GARFIELD??? and big boss just pokes his head out and is like I..... don't know how to answer that
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:41 |
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Gaylor Moon posted:My supervisor and her supervisor were in her office discussing idk supervisory things and I hear one of them mention the name 'jim davis' and like, no forethought at all I just yell HEY ISN'T THAT THE CARTOONIST FROM GARFIELD??? and big boss just pokes his head out and is like I..... don't know how to answer that The answer is "He's more the creator/figurehead".
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 17:43 |
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just spent the past 10 minutes listening to one coworker discuss how the bible needs to be rewritten because it's been proven that humans are older than the bible because of aliens or something. also, the sphinx was originally some other organism but then got re-carved to be the sphinx. also also the pyramids aren't tombs, they're some sort of electrical power storage device. ANCIENT BATTERIES the other coworker told us about how Stonehenge is a giant subwoofer. the first co-worker later turned to me and told me the other one is nuts. get me the gently caress OUT OF HERE F U C K
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 18:15 |
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stonehenge subwoofer guy is kind of on the money https://hub.salford.ac.uk/sirc-acoustics/architecture-and-building-acoustics/acoustics-of-stonehenge/
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 18:18 |
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The restaurant manager was dumbfounded about the two pitches of liquid yeast that came in at the beginning of the month and didn't know what they were for DESPITE REQUESTING THAT I GET THEM BECAUSE HE WANTED SOME SPECIFIC BEERS! SOMETHING THAT I CONFIRMED WITH HIM MULTIPLE TIMES AT THE LAST MEETING!!! He also asked me about calculating the exact volume of finished beer in the tank that could be packaged before packaging because he thinks that's somehow important for deciding how many 10 liter kegs vs 20 liter kegs to fill. I told him I could do an estimate but I can't get it completely accurately because things like pressure and trub make the sight glass a less than accurate way of measuring liquid in the tank. He asked me if that's really true and if it's how other places do it. Motherfucker never loving believes me when I tell him I can't take care of some of his bizarre requests. Like why even ask me then if you're the loving expert? It's loving insulting. Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Jul 11, 2023
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 18:22 |
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Squirrels2Nuts posted:ooh that'd be my daily driver if the labels i need to write on at work didn't smudge horribly with gel pens. i use the 0.5mm g2 when i write on paper tho. i'm a tiny writer and love the scritchin Sakura Micron archival pens Everywhere, everyone is red and green |
# ? Jul 11, 2023 18:52 |
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Sarah Cenia posted:just spent the past 10 minutes listening to one coworker discuss how the bible needs to be rewritten because it's been proven that humans are older than the bible because of aliens or something. also, the sphinx was originally some other organism but then got re-carved to be the sphinx. also also the pyramids aren't tombs, they're some sort of electrical power storage device. ANCIENT BATTERIES *hits blunt* heh hell yeah man
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 19:15 |
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Escape From Noise posted:The restaurant manager was dumbfounded about the two pitches of liquid yeast that came in at the beginning of the month and didn't know what they were for DESPITE REQUESTING THAT I GET THEM BECAUSE HE WANTED SOME SPECIFIC BEERS! SOMETHING THAT I CONFIRMED WITH HIM MULTIPLE TIMES AT THE LAST MEETING!!! Tell him I'll meet him in the ring on NJPW Strong. Not joking, I'll throw down with his rear end. You need out of there, how do we make Escape From Beer happen???
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 20:04 |
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I'm working on my own place but that's going to take time. I thought I'd wait it out but the situation here has gotten so bad so quickly.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 01:09 |
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I know. Lmk what I can do to help. I know you have the skills and the work ethic, let's figure out how to make it happen. I still owe you Excel stuff, my work is currently killing me but remind me in a couple three hours so I can send you my stuff.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 13:45 |
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rear end-penny posted:cool, thank you for your input. lord only knows what SAs servers are named lmao As previously mentioned, forums.somethingawful.com. This is one of the few places on the Internet where the name of the server actually reflects what the hell it's serving. Your instinct to suspect it'll be some random thing is spot on: it's just that SA never moved out of the 90s. (I'm not convinced moving out of the 90s was a good idea for architecture) |
# ? Jul 12, 2023 17:20 |
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Sarah Cenia posted:just spent the past 10 minutes listening to one coworker discuss how the bible needs to be rewritten because it's been proven that humans are older than the bible because of aliens or something. also, the sphinx was originally some other organism but then got re-carved to be the sphinx. also also the pyramids aren't tombs, they're some sort of electrical power storage device. ANCIENT BATTERIES I'm pretty sure you actually work in hell. |
# ? Jul 12, 2023 17:22 |
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Ominous Jazz posted:I uh YouTube and practice! Putting in a hair tie is something I assumed was intuitive until I had to explain it to my husband and couldn't actually put it into words. Gotta watch someone's hands real close, then do it enough to develop the muscle memory. Play with your hair, it's fun! *I'm choosing to focus on hair talk right now because work is a neverending vortex of stress, uncertainty and boredom, but learning how to braid is straightforward, tangible and achievable* |
# ? Jul 12, 2023 17:34 |
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cruft posted:As previously mentioned, forums.somethingawful.com. it is all cloudified and whatnot now
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 17:42 |
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It should not take me 10 minutes to microwave a bowl of chili why does it suck |
# ? Jul 12, 2023 17:42 |
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On a related note, I kind of want to buy a cheap head/block thing and a wig with curly hair so I can figure out how to french braid the two year old's hair. She cannot stay still long enough for me to practice and figuring it out on my own head means the muscle memory get all turned around when I try to do it on someone else's head. Also need to learn how to work better with curly hair in general. She came home from daycare one day with french braid pigtails because the teacher noticed she kept pushing her hair out of her face so she "just braided it real quick." I was mystified. Pretty sure she's a hair wizard. |
# ? Jul 12, 2023 17:42 |
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Ominous Jazz posted:I uh like DaChurl said, play with it, figure it out. one of my mates suggested switching from hair elastics to those clips with teeth, she said it avoids hairs getting wrapped around the elastic, pulling, etc. I believe this is a skill you can learn. talk to the other people in your life with long hair, they can be a font of information. |
# ? Jul 12, 2023 17:53 |
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My hair is up and back enough that nobody is saying anything. |
# ? Jul 12, 2023 20:09 |
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They apparently aren't paying me for the 4th and 3rd so my paycheck has a 16 hour hole in it |
# ? Jul 12, 2023 20:12 |
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Ominous Jazz posted:They apparently aren't paying me for the 4th and 3rd so my paycheck has a 16 hour hole in it what the gently caress? I'd start cutting off heads until payroll got fixed. |
# ? Jul 12, 2023 20:13 |
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Yeah, seriously, burn it down |
# ? Jul 12, 2023 20:24 |
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WORK PUNKS gently caress OFF <>
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 23:29 |
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the light inside has broken but i still work
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 23:37 |
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Oops, turns out our client expects us to submit documentation of our QC process as part of our deliverable. Also, they expect us to have a QC process. That would have been a good thing to know 8 months ago when we started this project. |
# ? Jul 12, 2023 23:38 |
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cruft posted:I like Cookie Clicker a whole lot. tried this out just now and i'm afraid i don't understand the appeal
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 01:57 |
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Yesterday I wrote into the group text saying that the current production schedule process needed an overhaul because there was no way I could work effectively that way. The section head and general manager came in to talk to me. They seemed concerned and basically said I could take control of the schedule, all they wanted was to know how many beers I'd be releasing per month. I guess the restaurant manager either: A. Misunderstood what upper management was trying to communicate. B. Misrepresented what upper management was trying to communicate. C. Was trying to insert himself into a position of authority above me/become my manager D. Some combination thereof. I strongly suspect at least a certain amount of C seeing as this isn't the first time he's done this and fallen on his face because he's incompetent as hell. Doesn't stop him from trying though. I also still have authority to make orders on my own.
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 02:15 |
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Areola Grande posted:tried this out just now and i'm afraid i don't understand the appeal after a few minutes it stops being "click button make number go up" and becomes "check back every 10 minutes to see how you should allocate resources"
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 05:27 |
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more falafel please posted:after a few minutes it stops being "click button make number go up" and becomes "check back every 10 minutes to see how you should allocate resources" so it's an idle game. I liked Tiny Tower back in the day but idk about this. I'm rlly into puzzle games tho
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 05:35 |
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more falafel please posted:after a few minutes it stops being "click button make number go up" and becomes "check back every 10 minutes to see how you should allocate resources" And then it turns into "update spreadsheet with new values and predict what your best next option is" It's not gonna appeal to everyone, but I love it. |
# ? Jul 13, 2023 13:43 |
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more falafel please posted:after a few minutes it stops being "click button make number go up" and becomes "check back every 10 minutes to see how you should allocate resources" Oh, and then it turns into "explore caves" and there's this weird subplot about alternate dimension grannies and evil beings that eat your cookies. |
# ? Jul 13, 2023 13:45 |
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rear end-penny posted:what the gently caress? I'd start cutting off heads until payroll got fixed. Oh apparently it's on purpose. The agency that got me into this company and this company keep passing the buck. What a loving scam. |
# ? Jul 13, 2023 14:18 |
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Ugh. I don't want to bottle tomorrow.
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 15:43 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 10:31 |
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My home workstation is pretty much finalized at this point, so I plugged in the watt meter. With everything turned on, including running the few personal things plugged in (a clock and my personal laptop), I'm drawing about 45 watts. When I turn on the ultrasonic humidifier I'm using to cool off, it goes up to about 60 watts. That's less than half the energy my old office used just to turn on the lights. |
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