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https://i.imgur.com/EpB5kwQ.mp4
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 18:29 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 15:59 |
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🎵We heard a cry 🎵We've come to intervene 🎵You will change your ways and you will make amends 🎵Or we will wipe this place clean
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 18:34 |
chadly
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 20:17 |
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BrianBoitano posted:
Every field archaeologist has seen this - usually have a copy along with our Munsell soil color books.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 23:46 |
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Liquid Chicken posted:Every field archaeologist has seen this - usually have a copy along with our Munsell soil color books. staring back at me from the back of every field form for years, among other things! I have tried without success to explain "who is Sandy Loam" to my coworkers.
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 23:59 |
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Quorum posted:staring back at me from the back of every field form for years, among other things! Do they not get that it sounds like a name or are your coworkers from a different, non field-working field?
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 04:03 |
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Grassy Knowles posted:Do they not get that it sounds like a name or are your coworkers from a different, non field-working field? Sandy Loam already got to them. They're compromised
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 04:07 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Sandal toss Lmao
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 04:24 |
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Kit Walker posted:Sandy Loam already got to them. They're compromised They crumbled under the stress, like a handful of soil mixed with enough water to form a bolus, kneaded for 1-2 minutes and then shaped into a ribbon
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 05:37 |
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Audio most definitely on. https://i.imgur.com/wTgZxxg.mp4
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 07:40 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Audio most definitely on. Kid sounds like a loving loony tunes character. I really hope that's a bit.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 07:57 |
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When I was high school a kid pulled something similar. The teacher said, "If you want to act out in front of the other students, save it for Mrs. Roth's class. She teaches theater." The school nurse had to treat him for that burn.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 08:14 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Audio most definitely on. How did this kid think it would work? What was supposed to happen? Was the teacher supposed to be intimidated by his whiny voice? His hunched shoulders? Or is "I am the alpha" a magic phrase that makes everyone submit to you. And you can tell this is not the first time that nerdy mcnerderson has tried some tantrummy poo poo by the way the teacher is nonplussed by it all. And "lets see how that works out for you mate" is a great last line.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 09:43 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:How did this kid think it would work? What was supposed to happen? Was the teacher supposed to be intimidated by his whiny voice? His hunched shoulders? Or is "I am the alpha" a magic phrase that makes everyone submit to you. My guess is that they are a special needs student and unfortunately they got fed this garbage from Youtube's algorithm and fixated on it, the kid probably genuinely thought he unlocked a real life cheat code. I've worked with a lot of kids like this in the past, and they would come to me with similarly wild delusions they got from the internet.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 10:00 |
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Isaacs Alter Ego posted:My guess is that they are a special needs student and unfortunately they got fed this garbage from Youtube's algorithm and fixated on it, the kid probably genuinely thought he unlocked a real life cheat code. I've worked with a lot of kids like this in the past, and they would come to me with similarly wild delusions they got from the internet. That would make sense with how blasé the teacher is about it, instead of instantly kicking him out of the class. In which case, kinda unfortunate it ended up online.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 10:14 |
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Clearly that kid’s not a full shilling,his cheese has slid off his cracker,not nice that it’s ended up as a tittersome short video.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 10:25 |
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The best case scenario I can think of is that this is some kind of roleplay where a student is supposed to try this alpha poo poo in public... but even then you end up with a video where the lolz are that he acts like a special needs kid.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 10:40 |
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I also got the impression it was some sort of class experiment or purposeful demonstration. Especially considering how little attention the kids are paying
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 10:48 |
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Agents are GO! posted:🎵We heard a cry nice
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 11:00 |
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Quorum posted:staring back at me from the back of every field form for years, among other things!
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 11:25 |
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Yeah its clearly a class skit and while poorly acted it is funny
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 11:44 |
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It's literally the male power fantasy version of kids trying to askjeeves how to become a real mermaid, and unfortunately the methods taught are equally lethal if followed
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 12:07 |
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I haven't been in school for twenty years now, but do teachers let kids have their phones in class? Back in my day...
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 12:26 |
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credburn posted:I haven't been in school for twenty years now, but do teachers let kids have their phones in class? Back in my day... They can't even keep guns out of classes!
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 12:28 |
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credburn posted:I haven't been in school for twenty years now, but do teachers let kids have their phones in class? Back in my day... Nice try Mark, now put down your phone.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 12:29 |
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credburn posted:I haven't been in school for twenty years now, but do teachers let kids have their phones in class? Back in my day... Kids are doing coke and drive bys in class now, get with the times
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 12:49 |
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Biplane posted:nice This album doesn’t get the respect it deserved
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 13:31 |
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Seen on my morning walk with the pupp
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 13:59 |
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Biplane posted:Kids are doing vape pens and genderqueering in class now, get with the times
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 13:59 |
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dog nougat posted:Seen on my morning walk with the pupp Looks like erysipelas, seek medical help.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 14:21 |
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dog nougat posted:Seen on my morning walk with the pupp your reptilian neighbor has just shed their human skin
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 14:24 |
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Bananoots
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 14:24 |
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dog nougat posted:Bananoots Bootnanas.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 14:37 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Bootnanas. My Nana is great, don't boot her
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 15:29 |
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disparaging the boots is a bootable offense
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 15:39 |
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Mindless posted:Yeah its clearly a class skit and while poorly acted it is funny No, it's almost definitely a genuine interaction. As others have said, he's probably a special needs kid that has been watching YouTube and thinks that this alpha nonsense is real. The other students are barely paying attention to it because it's likely a common occurrence and they're used to the kid trying things like this. It's pretty terrible that this got recorded and posted for laughs. If you think that no one would try something like this for real, I had two kids last year that began to start this poo poo with me, but they had the socal awareness to realize it was not working at all and stop pretty quickly. Something this poor kid lacks. credburn posted:I haven't been in school for twenty years now, but do teachers let kids have their phones in class? Back in my day... It's a constant battle at some schools. If there's not a school-wide, well enforced ban on phone use they end up getting pulled out constantly. And even if there is a ban the kids will still try to sneakily use them.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 16:01 |
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https://i.imgur.com/xX7d7Wn.mp4
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 16:19 |
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credburn posted:I haven't been in school for twenty years now, but do teachers let kids have their phones in class? Back in my day... What if you take away the phones and then an emergency happens? How are the parents supposed to communicate with their children?
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 16:35 |
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oldpainless posted:What if you take away the phones and then an emergency happens? How are the parents supposed to communicate with their children? They don't. If an emergency happens, school handles communication. That is something that parents and children have great difficulty learning, which makes it all the more important.
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# ? Jul 12, 2023 16:43 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 15:59 |
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I never realized how much danger every student in organized education for the last thousand years was in without tiktok in front of them all day
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