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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
Lol when I remember trump was impeached the first time for extorting Ukraine using javelins

Trump is a real piece of poo poo

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BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
And you just know he'd shank them over anyway, delivering these to the Ukrainians:

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Another attack with missiles and drones happened tonight. There are casualties and damage from falling debris in Kyiv. Air defense worked in Mykolaiv, Khmelnitskiy, and Kropyvnytskyi. Explosions were heard in Zaporizhzhia.

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

Futanari Damacy posted:

There are no words to describe the criminality of Ukraine's leadership in creating a situation where the country can have no future by taking on such ruinous debt.

The state's very existence is in peril, and the greatest threat is coming from within.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)



Idiot.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Grape posted:

Your friends are not going to be happy with you besmirching Xi, or even accurately calling China capitalist. Be careful... :ohdear:

Bro, it's in the name! Right there! The COMMUNIST Chinese Party! You going to try and tell me that they're actually a corrupt, autocratic corporatist repressive genocidal hellstate?

poo poo, it'd be just another way America is still beating China's rear end at poo poo. Welcome to 1910, Mr. Xi!

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

How can China be capitalist? They have a red and yellow flag!!!
:qqsay:

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
First we have to do the genocidal hyper mega ultra crony capitalism, THEN we'll have enough money to do a real communism.

Pretend I photoshopped that into a speech bubble over Lucy's head while she holds a football with "dipshit tankies" written over Charlie brown's head tia namaste

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You'd think more communists would be all for an impoverished agricultural society banding together to rebuke a much larger capitalist power that wants to eradicate what it cannot abuse in the name of Number Go Up but alas...

zone
Dec 6, 2016

EorayMel posted:

You'd think more communists would be all for an impoverished agricultural society banding together to rebuke a much larger capitalist power that wants to eradicate what it cannot abuse in the name of Number Go Up but alas...

but if Puccia loses, then America wins, and that would be Bad, so it cannot happen at any cost, up to and including the entire Puccian military.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

EorayMel posted:

You'd think more communists would be all for an impoverished agricultural society banding together to rebuke a much larger capitalist power that wants to eradicate what it cannot abuse in the name of Number Go Up but alas...

Do Communists even try and pretend Russia represents them these days?

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

China, which is communist, is my friend. America must lose, because they are capitalist. It just makes sense.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

redshirt posted:

Do Communists even try and pretend Russia represents them these days?

They only care about it as long as it exists to be a check on so-called American hegemony. And between all the crimes, wars, and aggressions committed by Russia, perhaps it passed its sell-by date for continuing to exist as a political entity.

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster

HonorableTB posted:

Lol when I remember trump was impeached the first time for extorting Ukraine using javelins

Trump is a real piece of poo poo

Zelensky deserves a lot of credit for not immediately caving to Trump. I mean he tried to kill congress and all those republicans are still kissing his rear end.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Toxic Mental posted:

China, which is communist, is my friend. America must lose, because they are capitalist. It just makes sense.

I've known a few.

<lives off of parents' income>
<eats exclusively US junk/fast food>
<has never left home province/state>
<can't imagine living without 1st world conviences>
<super-hates his father>
<blames "the west" for not having a girlfriend>

Literally every tankie I knew in real life.

Three of them were cured by travelling to another country. Nobody cared about their US hate, they shut up long enough for a girl to talk to them, and the instant they went on a date, were cured. The joke being that getting laid cures tankies, but I think it's a symptom of being alone, which is a catch 22. Because who wants to be around a tankie?

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Blistex posted:

Literally every tankie I knew in real life.

Almost exactly this here too, but also add "is literally off their meds"

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
when fatah agreed to disband the black septemberists, they just got them all married and it worked great for preventing them from doing any other poo poo

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2001/12/all-you-need-is-love/302351/

terrorist as strict subset of incel

paywall avoider

https://archive.is/ewgyh

Kchama
Jul 25, 2007

zone posted:

but if Puccia loses, then America wins, and that would be Bad, so it cannot happen at any cost, up to and including the entire Puccian military.

Why do you think calling Russia 'Puccia' is some kind of own?


Blistex posted:

I've known a few.

<lives off of parents' income>
<eats exclusively US junk/fast food>
<has never left home province/state>
<can't imagine living without 1st world conviences>
<super-hates his father>
<blames "the west" for not having a girlfriend>

Literally every tankie I knew in real life.

Three of them were cured by travelling to another country. Nobody cared about their US hate, they shut up long enough for a girl to talk to them, and the instant they went on a date, were cured. The joke being that getting laid cures tankies, but I think it's a symptom of being alone, which is a catch 22. Because who wants to be around a tankie?

The ones I see are mostly just idiots who say they understand that Russia is no longer a communist country, but for some reason they can't internalize it.

Vaginaface
Aug 26, 2013

HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!

Lammasu posted:

Zelensky deserves a lot of credit for not immediately caving to Trump. I mean he tried to kill congress and all those republicans are still kissing his rear end.

I remember when Trump got Zelensky on the phone and was like "tell them there was no quid pro quo" and Z's response was "oh yeah there was no threat to withhold aid, the aid had already been withheld". It was a surreal situation where an idiot heard exactly what he wanted to hear, and another person demonstrated that they were REAL experienced handling corruption and extortion.

Mr Lanternfly
Jun 26, 2023

Blistex posted:

I've known a few.

<lives off of parents' income>
<eats exclusively US junk/fast food>
<has never left home province/state>
<can't imagine living without 1st world conviences>
<super-hates his father>
<blames "the west" for not having a girlfriend>

Literally every tankie I knew in real life.

Three of them were cured by travelling to another country. Nobody cared about their US hate, they shut up long enough for a girl to talk to them, and the instant they went on a date, were cured. The joke being that getting laid cures tankies, but I think it's a symptom of being alone, which is a catch 22. Because who wants to be around a tankie?

Oh you mean people like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCVQKD3jH2M

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Kliishchiivka is now under Ukrainian control. Huge news as this is allows lots of offensive operations into the city. Russia hasn't had a ton of time to fortify bakhmut after leveling it.

They now have fire control over the entirety of bakhmut west flank and the southern supply routes are untenable.


They could continue to thrust to the highway and force the VDV To retreat or die on the stand within a few days.

Ukraine is taking some nasty casualty levels in this offensive.

That's the unfortunate thing with assaults. They bleed you especially with mines and trenches layered. I mean Russia doesn't give a gently caress about its soldiers so I guarantee there are nine fields between the trench lines with difficult paths to maneuver in.

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster

I used to hang out with that guy on Forumopolis. Heh, little beaver friend.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


As a Canadian, for nearly 40 years I have literally never heard another Canadian say "aboot" in a non-joking manner until this video.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
The IMF is predatory and engages in economic exploitation. But, uh, the people trying to depopulate Ukraine are OBVIOUSLY the greater, immediate and more existential threat to the peoples of Ukraine.

Look on the bright side, maybe Ukraine could use their arms to shoot at the debt collectors.

Ulf
Jul 15, 2001

FOUR COLORS
ONE LOVE
Nap Ghost
Well yeah, he’s saying it as a joke. Canadians don’t actually say “aboot”.







They say “aboat”.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

frumpykvetchbot posted:

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russia-put-destroyed-nato-equipment-show-near-western-embassies-2023-07-12/

quote:

July 12 (Reuters) - Russia plans to display NATO equipment it has destroyed in Ukraine outside the embassies of Western countries that supplied it, parliamentary speaker Vyacheslav Volodin said on Wednesday.
that will show those HATO westerners & they will immediately withdraw their support

beer_war posted:

https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1679157016206376960?s=20

Interesting. I've stopped trying to make any sense of what is going on with Wagner / Prigozhin.
Hmmm... what a strange coincindence... :hmmyes: I'm sure none of those so easily recognisable armaments will end up in front of embassies... :hmmno:

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Kliishchiivka is now under Ukrainian control. Huge news as this is allows lots of offensive operations into the city. Russia hasn't had a ton of time to fortify bakhmut after leveling it.

They now have fire control over the entirety of bakhmut west flank and the southern supply routes are untenable.


They could continue to thrust to the highway and force the VDV To retreat or die on the stand within a few days.

Ukraine is taking some nasty casualty levels in this offensive.

That's the unfortunate thing with assaults. They bleed you especially with mines and trenches layered. I mean Russia doesn't give a gently caress about its soldiers so I guarantee there are nine fields between the trench lines with difficult paths to maneuver in.

This is pretty huge if true.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Kchama posted:

Why do you think calling Russia 'Puccia' is some kind of own?

The ones I see are mostly just idiots who say they understand that Russia is no longer a communist country, but for some reason they can't internalize it.

I think a big part is that very few people left are old enough to even remember when the Soviet Union vs US was meaningfully about capitalism vs communism as economic systems, vs just being a much more generic rival empires thing with the differences between being mostly other political aspects. So if you fix on the Soviet bloc as having been the "good side" you either aren't in it for the communism or you have a really shallow and mutable vision of what communism was. In either case, Putin's Russia probably reflects your views more than it would if you were actually socialist in a sense Marx would have recognized.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Bluemillion posted:

This is pretty huge if true.

Good thing it is eh?

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Good thing it is eh?

I'm gonna take that report with exactly 5 grains of salt, one for each page of your rap sheet.

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Bluemillion posted:

I'm gonna take that report with exactly 5 grains of salt, one for each page of your rap sheet.

:eyepop:

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Bluemillion posted:

, one for each page of your rap sheet.

C'mon man

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

https://twitter.com/panspys/status/1679179005285613590

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1679358049402728451
Last night's air defense work

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes


I lold

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Oh that falls under rule 2, my bad.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

read in bidenspeak, lold

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Guys j finally get it.


Ukraine faked the war to do insurance fraud on the IMF.

That can't be it because in that case the bootlickers would love Ukraine

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://nitter.net/yasminalombaert/status/1679243228602679298#m

quote:

In Germany, cars with Russian license plates have begun to be confiscated en masse. The German customs officials refer to the rules introduced by Berlin last year as sanctions against the aggressor country that unleashed a full-scale war in Ukraine.

For example, a married couple with children from St. Petersburg spent a long trip across Europe, and when they passed through Germany, they were forced to say goodbye to their car.

Russian spokeswoman, Zakharova called the incident a legal arbitrariness in relation to the Russians and their property. “The steps taken by the German authorities, which go even beyond the absolutely illegitimate requirements of the anti-Russian sanctions “packages” of the European Union, are a direct consequence of the Russophobia spread everywhere by EU Brussels,” she said.

Moscow will not leave this without a proper reaction, she added.
oops.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



Look out! Putins gonna to really poo poo his pants over this one!!

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

We will deplete their strategic Lada stockpiles by any means necessary.

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