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chainchompz posted:As the ship's lead toenail clipper, my research project of farting in tupperware then sealing it to be left on Callisto seems to be running out of tupperware already. Perhaps growing broccoli and cabbage in the ship's hydroponics was a mistake. we had a tupperware budget, I did the best I could!
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Deki posted:I call dibs on a chef job. How hard can it be? Space foods all bars and tubes if nutrient paste. Maybe have to whip up some tang once in awhile. The chefs are working every day for 8 years. Not only responsible for preparing and serving food, but also managing food storage and greenhouse production.
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Jul 13, 2023 08:55
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Do you think the mission plan would allow for that kind of waste? All the think-tanks dreaming up failure scenarios didn’t account for this? Didn’t hope for this in order to optimize us against other imagined failure scenarios? Why was it closed-casket? Why was the kitchen closed?
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Jul 13, 2023 09:12
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MonkeyHate posted:Do you think the mission plan would allow for that kind of waste? All the think-tanks dreaming up failure scenarios didn’t account for this? Didn’t hope for this in order to optimize us against other imagined failure scenarios? Why was it closed-casket? Why was the kitchen closed? Any death (and waste products) will be fed to the vat of fungus.
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Jul 13, 2023 09:15
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redshirt posted:Any death (and waste products) will be fed to the vat of fungus. Nobody reads the fine print.
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Jul 13, 2023 09:16
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MonkeyHate posted:Nobody reads the fine print. One hopes if you've signed on to a 10 year commitment, you read the fine print (not applicable in Utah).
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Jul 13, 2023 09:18
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Geologist has got to be a sweet gig. How much geology are we doing en route? I call dibs. Do we get spin gravity or are we under a small amount of thrust gravity or just nothing?
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Jul 13, 2023 09:22
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aniviron posted:Geologist has got to be a sweet gig. How much geology are we doing en route? I call dibs. The main part of the ship is a big spinning ring, so spin gravity. Any trips down to the core for storage or god help us any problems will be in almost total zero G. Geologist is going to be working a lot in the greenhouses, in the kitchen, as a nurse, as a gym instructor, etc.
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Jul 13, 2023 09:24
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I know you’re not actually mad that we stole some stuff and made a bong and smoked all the docking clamp fluid. So what’s this really about, rear end in a top hat?
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Jul 13, 2023 09:40
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MonkeyHate posted:I know you’re not actually mad that we stole some stuff and made a bong and smoked all the docking clamp fluid. So what’s this really about, rear end in a top hat? Bro you have your own marijuana plant! You can smoke it in the lounge! Why steal the docking clamp fluid???
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Jul 13, 2023 09:49
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Lol this dweeb has never smoked clamp fluid
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Jul 13, 2023 09:57
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It makes you feel like a cowboy is why
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Jul 13, 2023 10:04
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Hey, I heard some weird noises coming from the core maybe one of the engineers should go check it out.
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Jul 13, 2023 10:33
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Haha hey didnt somebody else have a funny idea before about tricking the crew to find a charging cable for a vibrating butt plug to embarrass them haha what if we did that pretty soon haha
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Wifi Toilet posted:Hey, I heard some weird noises coming from the core maybe one of the engineers should go check it out. Alright which one of you jokers wrote CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS in red marker near Workbench 7?
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Jul 13, 2023 11:20
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Getting drunk and doing karaoke of Daisy Daisy with the ship's AI and they are cool about it
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Jul 13, 2023 12:28
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Our 3d printer can create 69 fully functional designs of buttplugs, vibrating or not. Frankly I don't get what the big deal is here?
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Jul 13, 2023 13:02
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Can I be the janitor
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Jul 13, 2023 13:59
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So I didn't see Morale Officer on that list, commander. I'm going to have a talk to the Union Rep. < >
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Jul 13, 2023 15:34
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Anyway, hey crew, remember when we encountered that space ghost that just wanted us to gape its hole? Remember how it just devoured those two poor fellas who decided to investigate it with no lights on? Haha! Boy that was a riot!
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Jul 13, 2023 15:35
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Aw heck first day and i already ripped my colostomy bag. Forgot to pack a spare too. This is not ideal in zero G lmao. Keep your heads down for the next eightish years
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Jul 13, 2023 16:10
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Icochet posted:Aw heck first day and i already ripped my colostomy bag. Forgot to pack a spare too. This is not ideal in zero G lmao. Keep your heads down for the next eightish years Sounds like this ship needs a janitor.
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Jul 13, 2023 16:27
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:BRB gonna blast some ropes in the small movie theater, and a lounge area that can show movies Hey guys, friendly reminder from your Environmental Control and Life Support Systems Officer - please do not blast ropes or you will blow your water budget. I need all of the male crew members to remember to use their SAUCK! (Semen And Urine Containment Kit). If you need to masturbate, remember to use a SAUCK! Otherwise with 15 male crew members cumming 3.7 ml on average once a day for 8 years, we will be 160 liters short when we hit Callisto and the damned hydroponics will fail. Thanks again, if you need a new jizz SAUCK just ask me!
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Jul 13, 2023 16:45
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starting to get real annoyed by that crewman who never talks about anything but tugging you said this thing is gonna go 8 years? unrelated, i hear these airlocks are prone to mishap
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Jul 13, 2023 16:57
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More like Ballisto I'm gonna say that every day. It's that funny.
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Jul 13, 2023 18:18
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I am a chef but I can only make microwave meals and sandwiches and were all of sandwiches Enjoy your jalapeño poppers you fat bitches
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Jul 13, 2023 18:22
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In space no one can hear you, so if you're hearing a voice when you read this, you're doing it wrong
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Jul 13, 2023 18:23
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I want to have sex with Ensign Dr. GoodnSexy but space travel causes erectile dysfunction. I'm depressed now.
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Jul 13, 2023 18:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MfNp-HRrzQ
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Jul 13, 2023 18:26
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dibs on first baby conceived in space
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Jul 13, 2023 18:58
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Captain, your majesty, sir, one quick question before we shove off, but who, where, or what the gently caress is Callisto?
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Jul 13, 2023 19:04
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Better than Ganymede. Ganymede more like Grannymeat amirite?
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Jul 13, 2023 19:25
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numberoneposter posted:Captain, your majesty, sir, one quick question before we shove off, but who, where, or what the gently caress is Callisto? Its a planet in space numbnuts
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Jul 13, 2023 21:50
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Yo dawg I wanna gently caress a green alien space babe right in her cloaca.
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Jul 13, 2023 21:52
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im not sure about you guys but we're two days into this thing and I think order is breaking down, personally.
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Jul 13, 2023 22:04
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Callisto is your mom's name, right OP?
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numberoneposter posted:Captain, your majesty, sir, one quick question before we shove off, but who, where, or what the gently caress is Callisto? Moon of Jupiter. Fun Callisto fact: It orbits outside Jupiter's ferocious radiation belt, making it one of the least radiated places in space. Bonus fun fact: It has the oldest surface in the solar system, never having gone through differentiation.
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Icochet posted:Aw heck first day and i already ripped my colostomy bag. Forgot to pack a spare too. This is not ideal in zero G lmao. Keep your heads down for the next eightish years There's a nice 1G in the spinning habitat!
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