Tiny Timbs posted:

My edgelord opinion is that RP1 is a solid movie and so is the accompanying song by Gunship

Also my head canon has it in the same universe as Idiocracy

CommieGIR posted:

Its poo poo because its a misogynistic fairytale that actively encouraged and endorsed by Gamergate bros.

quote:

"This 'groundbreaking' AI proposal that they gave us yesterday: they propose that our background performers should be able to be scanned, get paid for one day's pay, and their company should own that scan their image, their likeness and should be able to use it for the rest of eternity in any project they want with no consent and no compensation," Crabtree-Ireland revealed at the press conference. "So if you think that's a groundbreaking proposal, I suggest you think again."

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing...to-active-duty/ posted:

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including sections 121 and 12304 of title 10, United States Code, I hereby determine that it is necessary to augment the active Armed Forces of the United States for the effective conduct of Operation Atlantic Resolve in and around the United States European Command’s area of responsibility. In furtherance of this operation, under the stated authority, I hereby authorize the Secretary of Defense, and the Secretary of Homeland Security with respect to the Coast Guard when it is not operating as a service in the Navy, under their respective jurisdictions, to order to active duty any units, and any individual members not assigned to a unit organized to serve as a unit of the Selected Reserve, or any member in the Individual Ready Reserve mobilization category and designated as essential under regulations prescribed by the Secretary concerned, not to exceed 3,000 total members at any one time, of whom not more than 450 may be members of the Individual Ready Reserve, as they deem necessary, and to terminate the service of those units and members ordered to active duty.

McNally posted:

SAG is officially striking.

The first AI generated movie will release next week.

facialimpediment posted:

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1679574888233705474?t=P0MDyT3qh5uJY_1uC89NfQ&s=19

CBJSprague24 posted:

Between reboots, garbage, and the endless expansion cash grabs of the Star Wars and Marvel universes, it can't be any less imaginative than half the stuff Hollywood has shoveled out in the last 10 years.

Platystemon posted:

Interesting.

CBJSprague24 posted:

Between reboots, garbage, and the endless expansion cash grabs of the Star Wars and Marvel universes, it can't be any less imaginative than half the stuff Hollywood has shoveled out in the last 10 years.

Platystemon posted:

Interesting.

Platystemon posted:

Interesting.

Preechr posted:

gently caress you if you’re still in

Wingnut Ninja posted:

over a few percentage points of profit

Tiny Timbs posted:

My edgelord opinion is that RP1 is a solid movie and so is the accompanying song by Gunship

Also my head canon has it in the same universe as Idiocracy

Platystemon posted:

Interesting.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Man I hope the studios get hosed.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Man I hope the studios get hosed.

CBJSprague24 posted:

Between reboots, garbage, and the endless expansion cash grabs of the Star Wars and Marvel universes, it can't be any less imaginative than half the stuff Hollywood has shoveled out in the last 10 years.

A.o.D. posted:

I'm guessing the real purpose of this is to exercise/test the mobilization systems.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Post the poem

quote:

Nerd Porn Auteur
Ernest Cline

I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies

that are made for guys like me.

All the porn I've come across

was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males

Men who like their women stupid and submissive

Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphos

with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary

Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected

liposuctioned women

Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation

in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look.

These aren't real women. They're objects.

And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic.

These vacuum-headed gently caress bunnies don't turn me on.

They disgust me.

And it's not that I'm against pornography.

I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn.

Fact.

"Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein,"

Guys need porn.

But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn.

I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind:

Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world

is a woman who is smarter than you are.

You can have the whole cheerleading squad,

I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses:

Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.

Oh yes.

First I want to copy her Trig homework,

and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her

for hours and hours

until she reluctantly asks if we can stop

because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.

Summa cum laude, baby!

That is what I call erotic.

But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film?

No.

Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek Porno.

I shall be the quintessential Nerd Porn Auteur.

And the women in my porno movies will be the kind

that drive nerds like me mad with desire.

I'm talking about the girls that used to gently caress up the grading curve.

The girls in the Latin Club and the National Honor Society.

Chicks with weird clothes, braces, four eyes, and 4.0 GPAs.

Brainy articulate bookworms, with MENSA cards in their purses

and chips on their shoulders.

My porn starlets will come in all shapes and sizes.

My porn starlets will be too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym.

In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked.

They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and

beat them repeatedly at chess

and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies.

Buy stock in some hand cream companies

because there is about to be a major shortage.

And I'm not just talking about straight porn. Oh no.

There should be gently caress films for my nerd brethren

of all sexual orientations.

Gay nerd porn flicks with titles like "Dungeons and Drag-queens."

This idea is a loving gold mine.

I am gonna make millions,

because this country is full of database programmers

and electronics engineers

and they aren't getting the loving they so desperately need.

And you can help . . .

If you're an intelligent woman is interested in breaking into the adult film industry,

and if you can tell me the name of Luke Skywalker's home planet,

then you are hired.

It doesn't matter if you think you're overweight or unattractive.

It doesn't matter if you don't think you're beautiful.

You are beautiful. . .

And I will make you a star.

pantslesswithwolves posted:

DID SOMEONE SAY GUNSHIP?!

https://youtu.be/60ruvzfXQoE

Midjack posted:

Midjack posted:

Stultus Maximus posted:

What the gently caress was that.

Midjack posted:

maffew buildings posted:

ah, you lumbering, stupid brutes fetishize big boobs and butts on cheerleaders, but as an aueter and thinking man with a passion for smart women, I fetishize women with braces and glasses who are too clumsy for sports. clearly this is different and in no way alarming or problematic.

Midjack posted:

Ernest Cline posted:

and if you can tell me the name of Luke Skywalker's home planet,