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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Heath posted:

I mean if this gets people to stop hate posting the dumbest bullshit they can find in every single thread to keep these fucks from getting engagement it might be a positive thing, also it will bankrupt twitter more rapidly

but, free speach

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spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Useful Distraction posted:

Since payout is (supposedly) based on views, they have now given their own users a financial incentive for using bots to fake impressions.


literally what the krassensteins were originally banned for

chird
Sep 26, 2004

How much did Stephen King get?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

chird posted:

How much did Stephen King get?

prolly alot. Before or after he got run over by a van?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1679676560889237504

:rubby:

The Awesomesaurus
Feb 15, 2006

I'm too cool to be extinct.


lmao, says the guy that goes out of his way to crop names out of memes that he steals.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





.random
May 7, 2007

To be fair, he’s definitely not getting any money out of Twitter v:blush:v

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

but I thought Elon was all about free speech?

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
So weird that twitter was the funny/weird place for a while and now its the nazi propaganda network.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




temple posted:

So weird that twitter was the funny/weird place for a while and now its the nazi propaganda network.

taken over in the Boer Hall Putsch

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Elon Musk personally sent Ian Miles Cheong an envelope with $16,000 dollars (72,000 ringgit) in it.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

temple posted:

So weird that twitter was the funny/weird place for a while and now its the nazi propaganda network.

loving Nazis! They ruin everything!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
That wasn't a joke. Nazi are the worst people on Earth and we should do everything we can to stop people from following them

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

temple posted:

So weird that twitter was the funny/weird place for a while and now its the nazi propaganda network.

also applies to every sa offsite

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Bad Purchase posted:

taken over in the Boer Hall Putsch

General Bullshit > Elon Musk: Boer Hall Putsch

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1679692276963106816?s=20

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



So they're losing money on paying people.
11mil in 3 months
Payout 5mil for one month.

Very sustainable

E: lol at all the "mlm" "ponzi scheme" comments.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Grey Cat posted:

So they're losing money on paying people.
11mil in 3 months
Payout 5mil for one month.

Very sustainable

A very smart businessman. Isn't this guy basically in charge of our space program too? Who wants to go to Mars?

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Bar Crow posted:

28. Does Nuts

He’ll be unmasked as Daniel Zachary “D.Z.” Nutts

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost

Grey Cat posted:

So they're losing money on paying people.
11mil in 3 months
Payout 5mil for one month.

Very sustainable

E: lol at all the "mlm" "ponzi scheme" comments.

At least we know where all the severance money he owes to employees he fired went.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Oh so THAT'S why he's losing all that money.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Underwhelmed posted:

At least we know where all the severance money he owes to employees he fired went.

:lol:

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

.random posted:

$10,419
$5,823
$7,153
$2,226
$2,396
$24,305
$37,050

Somebody started to get lazy with the “make it seem random” number generating towards the end

This should be officially known as Benford's Flaw.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Grey Cat posted:

E: lol at all the "mlm" "ponzi scheme" comments.

:laffo: It's the worlds dumbest ponzi scheme

Dude

It's easy

First buy in is only $44 billion

Then it's nothing but profits

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.
https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1679692276963106816?s=20

Lol

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


All you did was save 1000000001 Hitlers.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
If we let a society of 1 billion Hitlers exist, he'd finally have his master race and would leave us all alone right? Appeasing the desires of Nazis has always been an effective tactic in preventing the spread of fascism!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Is there like a "Muskometer" where I can monitor in real time this billionaire's demise?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



redshirt posted:

Is there like a "Muskometer" where I can monitor in real time this billionaire's demise?

https://www.twitter.com

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Please narrow search parameters.

somnambulist
Mar 27, 2006

quack quack




:sbahj: daaaaaamn lmao

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



redshirt posted:

Please narrow search parameters.

https://twitter.com/search?q=interesting%20from%3Aelonmusk&src=typed_query&f=live

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Grey Cat posted:

So they're losing money on paying people.
11mil in 3 months
Payout 5mil for one month.

Very sustainable

E: lol at all the "mlm" "ponzi scheme" comments.

I assume «from February» means the full period Feb-mid-July so about half a year

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

R.L. Stine posted:

also applies to every sa offsite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnCX_gIDSrA

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

emSparkly posted:

If we let a society of 1 billion Hitlers exist, he'd finally have his master race and would leave us all alone right? Appeasing the desires of Nazis has always been an effective tactic in preventing the spread of fascism!

KILL 1 BILLION HITLERS

90sgamer
Jun 28, 2023
fuck off worms butthole guy!!!
When is he fighting Zuckerberg?

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

90sgamer posted:

When is he fighting Zuckerberg?

My crystal ball says: NEVER

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



I really wish some tech-literate judge would just slap Elon into the ground. He keeps yelling about how evil scrapers and API users are trying to duplicate their database for their own clone site and steal all their private data, which doesn't make a loving bit of sense and that's not how anything works. His dumbass dick riders don't know any better and so it just keeps getting repeated as the truth.

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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Court to force musk to fight Zuckerberg, musk sues his lawfirm (from hospital).

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