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Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
Should anyone present know of any reason that this couple of balls should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
May I hold the balls instead?

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
buddy,

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You gotta admit, they’re some big balls

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

AARD VARKMAN posted:

May I hold the balls instead?

Before you ask me if you may, ask yourself if you can.

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*

This balls are big enough for the first page treatment imo

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

GruntyThrst posted:

This balls are big enough for the first page treatment imo

Mods have failed the balls once more.

A curse on the mods so strong I can't bear to post it un-spoilered
May the balls be hidden from their sight... FOREVER!

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
the man drives the pigballs

the pigballs drive site engagement

why not done?


Dear Jeffrey,

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Jigsaw puzzle

https://www.jigidi.com/s/7a0q8t

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Thank you! I just completed this jigsaw in 8 minutes 12 seconds.

Pro tip: Start with the BALLS.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


You can adjust how many puzzle pieces

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

5:40

That was fun.

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo
under a minute. I only need the essentials

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


The Holy Twonity

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Didn't even go tryhard mode, the pieces just seemed to fall into place, as if a divine hand were guiding me

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal
Enjoying a nice pig ball assembly

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


My son is only 3 and already appreciates the pig balls

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013


:blessed:

may they grow balls and prosper

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


EVIL Gibson posted:

under a minute. I only need the essentials

The ball necessities

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Anybody seen some large pig testes lately?

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Nessus posted:

Anybody seen some large pig testes lately?

Every time I close my eyes, brother.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
So what's the deal with those giant glorious nuts?

Is that normal for a pig that size or does he have a huge case of blue balls?

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
wisdom is stored in the pigballs

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

So what's the deal with those giant glorious nuts?

Is that normal for a pig that size or does he have a huge case of blue balls?

yes it's normal for big bouncy piggu balls for reasons below.

human= ~1.5 to 5.0ml :flaccid:
pig= ~50-400 ml :pigsballs:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

wisdom is stored in the pigballs

:pigsballs:

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

journey into Kirk's unknown


Nessus posted:

Anybody seen some large pig testes lately?



praise them

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

digitalist posted:



praise them

YESSSSSSSS!!!

And in pig's balls-related news, an Australian woman who acquired a repetitive strain injury from collecting pig semen is considering legal action.
https://archive.li/d0LWF

Highlights:
"On a busy day, she would extract fluids from about 30 pigs and collect it in a milkshake cup for artificial insemination."
"The wrist injury was caused by having to hold the penis still as the pigs move around quite a lot."
"Maxine thought she was building muscle, but she was actually doing damage to herself."

Never underestimate the power of the balls!


Edit: Oops, timg'd them.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 09:25 on Jul 16, 2023

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

So what's the deal with those giant glorious nuts?

Is that normal for a pig that size or does he have a huge case of blue balls?

Definitely not blue balls.

He's being moved from farm to farm to inseminate the sows. He probably fucks a dozen times a day, 5 days a week.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Speleothing posted:

Definitely not blue balls.

He's being moved from farm to farm to inseminate the sows. He probably fucks a dozen times a day, 5 days a week.

Living the fuckin life.

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

i now know what kool keith meant when he chanted "keep it real... represent what? my nuts"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsn5wCVubCI
he was asserting an almost theological argument. we claim origins, hometowns, colleges, careers, industries when defining an image of self. but in the final analysis there is only one thing - the interior self. it's the only thing one can actually assert full control over, and the only thing with a guarantee of truth as it's self-manifested. no matter your cultural milieu, your socio-economic class, all you have is your "nuts" and that is all you "represent" - your value must come from inside and be constant no matter your exterior conditions. and by your nuts I mean the pig's

edit: these


Kool Keith is a genius for all seasons

Those nuts he represented for a reason

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat



B-B-B-BAAAAAAALLLLLSSSS

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:




B-B-B-BAAAAAAALLLLLSSSS

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
WHERE'S THE GODDAMN PIG BALLS!?






Oh, there they are. Namaste.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Cyril Sneer posted:

WHERE'S THE GODDAMN PIG BALLS!?






Oh, there they are. Namaste.

You will be reincarnated as a dachsund's balls for that. Enjoy your friction with the ground on walks, then being chopped off. :pigsballs:

Palate cleanser:

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


All the workouts in the world won't get me strong enough to carry them balls around. What an inspiration.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
It's been a really rough week, I'm beyond the end of my rope and not sure how much more I can take.

But this pig's huge balls will always be here for me, and I can be thankful for that.

:pigsballs:

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

nesamdoom posted:

All the workouts in the world won't get me strong enough to carry them balls around. What an inspiration.

Even God himself cannot lift them balls.

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Cyril Sneer posted:

Even God himself cannot lift them balls.

I’m gonna blow yer mind:

God is in the balls!
:monocle:

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EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

DerekSmartymans posted:

I’m gonna blow yer mind:

God is in the balls!
:monocle:

I bet you could probably fit at least 20 God's in there!

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